#12, rated T: Scout, Engineer, Medic.
"Goddamnit," Scout mutters. He storms into the main room of the base and glares at his teammates. "How the fuck did my balls drop?"
"I… What?" Engineer stares at him.
"You heard me, Tex, how the fuck did my balls drop?"
"It is natural," Medic cuts in before Engineer can respond, eyebrows raised. "Are you really so ignorant that you do not understand this? It happens to all men. It is inevitable."
"Well, it ain't supposed to happen to me!" Scout slams his hand down on the table. "Now I gotta pick 'em all up!" He storms out.
"Oh… baseballs."