Here we go again…

Snake looked around the corner of the stage. His mission: Find Reader and get him to the stage with whatever force that would be needed. He turned and nodded to Fox, who silently crept up and shot a hole in the ceiling. Snake nodded to his partner before Link stepped forward and shot his grappling hook up to the ventilation system, which fox's blast had blown a hole in.

"I don't think this is such a good idea…" Link said "Maybe we should just ask him to come…" He stepped back as Snake glared at him.

"And cause the least amount of commotion as possible? You idiot! Then we couldn't impress the ladies! Like Zelda…" He said slyly. Link thought about this for a second before nodding.

"Might as well…" He said, still slightly additated. Fox was already in the ventilation system checking things out. He quickly made the motion for everyone to come up.

"That's pointless you know." Link pointed out "No one can hear us here, even if we wanted them to." It was true. They were in the warehouse section of the pavilion, where Reader stashed all of his things, whether they be simple videogames or nuclear bombs…

"Well, again, if we want to impress the ladies, we have to act spy-like." Fox muttered in his com-link. Link just rolled his eyes, but proceeded to climb up the chain. Snake followed shortly after he took a quick look around. Nothing was out of the ordinary, except a small, roundish thing with a odd symbol that looked slightly familiar… Snake shrugged it off. It didn't matter. He had to focus on the mission.

Slowly but surely they made their way through the ventilation system. About half way, Snake turned around to see a symbol. The symbol was the same as the one on the roundish thing in the ware house. Snake shrugged it off. It didn't matter. They had to proceed with their mission.

Fox being in the front, he was the first to notice the strange green light up ahead. He made the sign for them to stop, with Link rolling his eyes, before slowly crawling forward to check it out. He turned the corner to see the entire tunnel leading towards Reader's room to be covered with some strange, green, crystal. He slowly reached down to touch some onto his finger. That same finger started to grow the same color green. Fox shrugged, studied it a bit more, then slowly crawled back towards the other two, being careful not touch anything with it. When he finally reached the Snake and Link, he lifted his finger up.

"What's this?" He asked Snake. Snake just stared at it, horrified. He knew what THAT was. He slowly turned to his left, and, even in the dark, he could make out the symbol he'd seen in the last two places. It was the Nuclear/Radioactive international symbol back on Earth. He slowly turned toward Fox, horror in his eyes. Fox gave him an odd look before wiping his hand on Snakes pants.

"So?" He asked "What is it?". Snake looked shocked, but finally he recovered and went back to being serious.

"" He screamed before getting up and running towards the bathroom. Link looked horrified too. Snake had told his war stories many times to him, which included having to defuse a nuke. From that, Link knew what Uranium looked like. And this was Uranium. He too got up, screamed, and ran towards his room to lock himself in it and hug his pink teddy bear.

After a few seconds, Fox realized what it was, too, and did the exact same thing as Snake, except to the showers.

After a few seconds, Readers stepped out of the shadows, camera in hand. He had taped the whole thing, from when they had been planning it to just then. Then he set the camera down, still recording, before rolling up the fake uranium. It was really just some hardened green goo with a little bit of glow-in-the-dark-goo. He then preceded to smile at the camera. He would send the video to all the smashers, Krystal, and… one of Snake's friends, if he could possibly find him/her.

He then took out his laptop, set up the other camera he had brought, connected it wirelessly through to a Wide, flat, plasma screen, blue ray TV on the stage. He then proceeded to talk.

"Well everyone, turns out I DON'T have to finish this by December, so I'm going to work on a couple of other stories. Also, Just so you know, your all really AWESOME! Just so you know, I'm going to start posting whoever reviews, so if you want to get into the hall of fame easily, then review AFTER you read the chapter. Thanks, bye! Oh, and I don't own Legend of Zelda.".

Chapter 5

Just as we reach the center of Hyrule field, Link suddenly stops and smacks himself in the forehead. I immediately jump to the conclusion that he's become Emo while we've been gone.

"I JUST FORGOT!" He yells before heading off in a random direction. Probably not the direction we want to go. I immediately grab him, although he kicks and screams about someone named Osun. Just like a little kid would scream. Which he is. Now, at least.

"Link, SHUT UP!" I shout in his ear. Finally, he stops screaming. I drop him back down and he rubs his ear.

"Jeez.." He mutters before I catch his eye.

"Listen, what was THAT all about?" I ask him. He shakes his head but starts talking.

"I have to go get some lessons from my friend, Osun. He has a barracks around Hyrule Field. He trains great knights and swordsmen there, and I need to go train. There really aren't that many people to train with in the forest, except Mido… who sucks SOOOOOOO much at sword fighting." He says with a grin. I think about this for a second before shrugging.

"Suit your self." I say to him. Tanhoe nods, but gives me an odd look. I get the point " But what are we going to do?" He seems to think for a moment before coming up with an idea. I can literally almost see the light-bulb pop out of the blue. Wait, what's a light bulb?

"Well, you two can… be…" He finally breaks out with it. " my squire!" He says this with a little bit of happiness and a little bit of fear. He's damn right in that second emotion.

"YOUR WHAT!" I scream in his face. He's barely at my power, and he wants me to be his SQUIRE! "WTF!" Tanhoe's face shows the same range, and her hands start to glow with Dark Magic. I glare at her, and she calms down.

"Jeez, you didn't need to do that you know. Fine. You can just BE there. Maybe my apprentices…" He mutters, but Tanhoe gives him her glare, and he stops muttering, probably even thinking about that.

"Okay, fine. We'll go. But can we do it dragon style a LITTLE bit?" I ask. It's been so long since I got to do it regular, and it's really getting to me.

"Fine." Link says. I grin before searching my brain for the dragon part of me. I finally find it, pick the size, and POOF! I'm a dragon. Tanhoe and Link climb onto my back. I immediately lift off the ground, but fly strait up into the clouds. Link almost falls off, but Tanhoe grabs his hand and pulls him back up. I straighten out. Man, is it GOOD to fly again. The wind in my face, the moister all around, the ability to burn anything I want to crisp…

I drop a bit, just stretching, and Link shrieks before screaming at me.

"STOP IT YOU !$!." His voice pierces my mind, and I wince. I turn my head and growl at him. He shrugs back, slightly freaked, and I grin. It's so FUN being able to intimidate the hero of time. And turn around and see a small bird. I start to feel a rumbling in my stomach, and I realize I haven't eaten in a while. I decide to do something I haven't tried yet. I speed up… and swallow the bird whole! It tastes SOOO good, but I can tell Link is disgusted. Tanhoe just watches, used to that random eating habit of mine. Soon, Link looks down at the field and yells "HERE!".

I swoop down, and get my first good look at the barracks. Really, Link made an understatement here. It's a castle. A BIG castle. But I can tell it's dedicated to fighting because most of it is an arena. I quickly proceed to hit the ground quickly but quietly. Tanhoe leans back and relaxes, while Link, inexperienced, young, Link, sits, up, stiff as a statue. His mistake. As soon as we hit the ground, his head snaps forward into Tanhoe's shoulder. She cries out in pain, and I nearly bite his head off.

"Sor-" He tries to apologize, but Tanhoe turns around and zaps him. He immediately falls unconsiounce. I turn back into a human. Immediately, Tanhoe ends up on my human back and squashes me to the ground.

"Ow." I mutter, slightly annoyed. Tanhoe grins, and finally lets me up. I turn back to glare at her, then look at Link.

"He's going to be out for a while…" I say, and Tanhoe nods.

"So we might as well sit down and wait for the horrific time of being in a barracks to come." Tanhoe finishes. I nod, and lean against a tree. It's going to be a long wait.