Chapter 28: "The Obligatory Unrealistic Lesbian Fat Chick Sex Scene"

Mary Jo softly rapped on my door at around eleven o'clock that night with two sealed flasks of gin. The bottles were ice cold. She also had some clear shot glasses in a new paper lunch bag. She had a still-sealed five-pound box of chocolates with her. Good stuff. I just assumed that we would share it.

"The glasses are clean and the gin is cold. What say we both celebrate you getting out of here?"

"Where did you get this stuff?"

"Where else?" said Mary Jo. "I stole it from the administrator's office. He's been stealing from the patients here, hasn't he? I'm trying to even things up a little."

"How did you get in?"

"I'm very good at picking locks."

I felt an ice cold chill. I wondered if Mary Jo would ever steal from me. Mary Jo seemed to pick up on this.

"I'd never pick your lock unless you were lying passed out on the floor."

Mary Jo pulled out two glasses and put them on my nightstand. She opened one flask of gin and filled the two glasses without spilling a drop. She handed one glass to me.

"Bottoms up!"

Mary Jo drained her glass in one swallow and filled her glass again. She waited for me to drain my glass. I was entirely aware that I was being seduced. I drained my glass. Mary Jo immediately drained her glass and filled both our glasses again. I was already feeling a slight spin to the room.

"Wait a moment to catch your breath," said Mary Jo.

I waited a few moments and then clinked my glass with Mary Jo's glass.

"Down the hatch!" I said. We both drained our glasses in a single gulp.

Mary Jo pulled her night gown off revealing bra and panties underneath. Nobody in their right mind would wear a corset at night.

"It's getting hot," she said. "Why don't we pull your night gown off, too?"

I was having a little trouble standing. Mary Jo kept me beside the bed and stripped off my night gown. I flopped onto my bed face-up. Mary Jo flopped onto the bed as well. We both lay there panting for a minute. Mary Jo sat up and poured two more shot glasses of the flask of gin. I didn't want to hold the glass over my bed and sat up to hold it over the edge of my bed. Mary Jo did the same.

"Down the hatch!" said Mary Jo.

"I think we both getting drunk," I slurred. The room was spinning. I put my glass down on the nightstand and lay backward on my back. Mary Jo put her glass down and lay down on the bed beside me. Without warning she jerked my panties down my legs and pinched the rise below my belly button between her thumb and index finger.

A portal opened next to the bed. Out popped some shaggy-haired geek with a bag of Skittles and a can of Coke. He looked like he hadn't slept in days. A weird looking hand-rolled cigarette dangled from his left hand. He was wearing a t-shirt that said "FanFiction Dot Net Administrator."

"None of that in plain view, now! Might be kiddies watching!" He threw a blanket over Mary Jo and me. "Do your business and I'll remove the blanket when the good stuff is over!" Mary Jo let loose with a string of Victorian expletives about "tech support."

A moment later, I felt intense relief and rolled over. The FanFiction Dot Net administrator picked up the blanket he had thrown over us and disappeared back through a portal. Mary Jo poured the last of the gin from the flask into the two shot glasses. She drank hers and poured mine into my mouth. I spilled a little of it on my pillow.

"Now for the chocolates, girl! Yes, I'll wash my hands after opening the box!"

Mary Jo ripped open the box of chocolates and went into the bathroom to wash. I lay on my back panting. Mary Jo opened the second flask of gin and poured two shots.

"Sit up, girl! Bottoms up!"

Mary Jo drained hers, and, after panting a few times, I drained mine. The room was really spinning and I felt hot. Mary Jo began putting pieces of chocolate in my mouth.

"Chew and swallow, girl! Be quick about it!"

Mary Jo put one piece after another in my mouth. As soon as I had chewed and swallowed one piece, she immediately popped another piece in my mouth. After what must have been twenty pieces, she poured two more shots of gin.

"Down the hatch, girl!"

I couldn't sit up to drink mine, and Mary Jo slowly poured the gin in my mouth. She began popping more chocolates in my mouth. I tasted the chocolates less and less and barely seemed aware of them. I started chewing and swallowing them just to get them out of the way, but there was always another piece in my mouth just as soon as I swallowed the previous one. I started to feel really stuffed, but she kept putting the chocolates in my mouth. I was too blitzed to wave her hand away. I just kept chewing and swallowing.

She leaned her face directly in front of mine. "If we were back in my house, I'd stuff you with five full pounds of chocolates every time we had sex."

"Did I just swallow five pounds of chocolates?" I slurred. I was barely aware of my surroundings at that point.

"Yes! You did! If you're lucky, they'll go straight to your belly button. I've made a big girl out of several skinny sticks. Wish I could do the same with you."

"I'm leaving in three days," I slurred.

Mary Jo began to do the same thing between her legs that she had done to me. "Watch carefully, girl, so you can do this yourself!" A few minutes later, Mary Jo collapsed beside me and we both went to sleep.

I found an empty five-pound box of chocolates, two empty gin flasks, and two shot glasses on my nightstand in the morning. Mary Jo was gone. My head throbbed and my stomach felt stretched to bursting. I decided to skip breakfast. I looked at my bedsheets and was relieved. No blood. Mary Jo must have been highly skilled. To my surprise, none of my stuff was missing. Brushes and combs were prized in the Asylum. I was not eager for a repeat experience. She was weird.

End of Chapter 28

This story is based on the characters created by American McGee. EA (Electronic Arts) owns the copyrights. Guest appearance by an unknown FanFiction Dot Net administrator.

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