Chapter 2: A warning from the Twitter Raven

After meeting with the king and his advisors, that the new recruit had joined the group for a relaxing evening at the downtown's Olde world fair for some fun and games that it is all calm for the unseen storm is coming from the east. That is when Dovahkiin's smart phone begins to ring from incoming text that all sudden the young dark hair king stood there with a shocked look had formed on his face after reading this warning in text form.

"Dude, what is it?" Stan the warrior asks when he had seen the king's worried face.

"Uh, King Douchebag, what the Twitter Raven had to say?" The Grand Wizard Cartman asks that is when Dovahkiin had quickly turns around to looks at his advisor with great concern.

"The former King Cornelius of The Sunrise Kingdom is declaring war on all of Zaron for revenge against us for defeating him in my old homeland that he and his army are heading this way." Dovahkiin quickly replied.

"What?" The king's men and woman all had replied in unison with shock.

"Dude, wait a minute that I'd thought that we'd defeated him and his dark army when we were in Saginaw to helped Queen Rain and her subjects out." The High Jew Elf, Kyle added.

"Dayum….He had waited for a whole year to get his revenge against us!" Stan said while puzzled with the completely developing situation.

"Send a Twitter Raven out to all of the factions of Zaron for assembly at the king's court to discuss the threat, after we seeks an alliance with the lord of darkness." Dovahkiin said while he was thinking his plan of action out which Kyle had brought his phone that he was typing away that all of his group stood there looking very shocked to what they had just heard had came from their king's mouth.

"Are you fucking seriousiah, brah that I'd banished the dark lord from all time and space?" The Grand Wizard Cartman ranted while Kyle stood there rolling his eyes at him.

"Goddamnit, Cartman that you'd forgotten that Douchebag is now king of all Zaron not you for Christ's sake!" Kyle added which the grand wizard quickly turns around to give his rival a dark look for questioning his complaint.

"Fine…Fine…Fine...That we'll do Douchebag's way to seek an alliance with the lord of darkness!" The Grand wizard Cartman mumbles with great disgust while rolling his eyes at this whole plan.

A few minutes after getting the warning from … Cut over Clyde's house that the small group of warriors was at his front door where Clyde's dad had opened the door up to see who is there at his door.

"Hello…Can I help you with something, boys?' Roger said, as he looks at his son's classmates that Cartman looks pissed right now.

"Yes, Clyde is home right now!" Dovahkiin asks while his advisors and Kareem stood behind him.

"Yes, he is that he in the backyard that he is playing with his friends." Roger replied that he had let them in that they are out of the patio door to see Clyde dressed in his lord of darkness attire seated on his throne while Feldspar was standing next to him while the army of darkness had back away to let them through to see their lord.

"Well…Well…Well…It is a great surprise to see King Douchebag and his party standing before me again that I'm hoping that you're here to surrender?!" Clyde said that he has a crazed look had formed on his face when he had saw them.

"Gawddamnit, Clyde that someone is more evil than you're!" Cartman snapped out of anger.

"What…Wait a minute that you had said that someone is more evil than I am?" Clyde questioned aloud when he had overheard Cartman's comment that someone else is threatening his title as the lord of darkness right now.

"Yeah…My old rival, King Cornelius is declaring war on all of Zaron that I'll restore you and Feldspar back in the order of Zaron!" Dovahkiin explained as Clyde just sat there very quietly and looking at his second in command, Feldspar just stood there quietly and shrugs his shoulders at his dark master in his normal don't care way.

"Well then, you've my support then, Douchebag?" Clyde replied that his exile from the order is almost over that Cartman doesn't looks greatly pleased at all that this alliance is nothing will turns out just like Princess Kenny's betrayal during the last LARP session.

"Son of bitch…..This will drives me fucking crazy to make me to thinks about possible betrayals!" Cartman angrily mutters under his breath.

Meanwhile at the same time while the kids were in town… Cut at the McDaniels' residence inside the living room, where BarBrady was laying on the sofa enjoying his night off from duty or struck at the station for the rest of the night that is when the mayor had come walking up to him after she had putted her little grandchildren into bed after spoiling them with stuff.

"The little ones are finally asleep at last, George!" McDaniels said as she had taken her seat next to him when Pete was dressed in his LARP costume that he was heading out for the kingdom's assembly meeting that he doesn't want to go which the two adults just sat there looking at each other's very funny.

"Huh? Where is he going to at this time of night that I may ask?" BarBrady asks that Mayor just sat there with her hands in the air as she looks at him along with a slight shrug with her shoulders.

"At least that he is out of his room doing something, George." McDaniels replied.

An Hour later …In Cartman's backyard where the costumed kids were seated in rows while King Douchebag and his advisors were standing up on the dais gathered around the throne with Lady Annie Knitts, King Douchebag's betrothed and future queen of all Zaron that she hails from a tribe of Valkyries who wants to protected the kingdom from evil.

"Humans, The Federation , Goths, the former army of darkness , Pirates, Elves and The Valkyries that we all gathered here to stop a new threat from destroying all of Zaron that a dark army from the East is declaring war on us." The Grand Wizard Cartman said as he had risen his crane up in the air to quiet all of them down.

"What kind of dark army that we're talking about, my lord?" Scott Malkinson asks which you can hears his lisp that he looks very weak from his diabetes was acting up that he was resting his head on Butters' shoulders.

"It is my arch rival, King Cornelius from the Sunrise kingdom in the lands of the mitten!" Dovahkiin said, as he was quietly paces forth and back on the dais.

"Wait a minute….Did we had defeated him to overthrown him in the battle of Saginaw last year?" Clyde said that he was still dressed in his Lord of darkness attire while seated to his second in command.

"He wants revenge against us, and our cursed scared relic "The Stick of Truth." Dovahkiin quickly explains that the relic had corrupted Princess Kenny and the lord of darkness with its dark powers.

"Your highness that you know Princess Kenny is the rightful heir to the scared relic." Butters The Merciful added as he had butts into the conversation.

"We need to destroy my heirloom, before it will bring chaos again." Princess Kenny ordered more like a mumble in a regretful tone that she is willing to give her heirloom up for the safety of the kingdom that the power of the stick had almost brought the end of the world by her hand.

"Princess Kenny, are you sure about this?" The High Jew Elf Kyle asked which Princess Kenny turns to looks at him.

"Yes…It shouldn't being in anybody's hands at all that quickly corrupted your soul." Princess Kenny explains away that she was remembering the darkness that overcame her when she had taken the stick for herself to betray her group for the power.

"Can I'm go home to bed, before my parents will bite my fucking head off for being late that I'm so used being home before the street lights come on?" Kareem asks that all of the kids look at their phones that it is past their bedtime at this moment.

"Uh, dude, if I was you … That you needs to keep a weapon at your bedside… Be warned about the aliens that visit you at night to kidnap you to perform experiment on your ass, or Underwear gnomes stealing your underwear in the middle of the night." Dovahkiin warned while he was remembering those first three nights in town after moving into town over a year that still haunted about it that Kareem had brushed it off with laughter.

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A few minutes later….Inside Kareem's bedroom, where the young lad was in his Terrance and Philip pjs looking under the bed for those warned about Underwear gnomes who comes from the darkness to steals people's underwear for unknown reason. When all sudden Mr. and Mrs. Rogers came walking in to check on him before heading to bed themselves.

"Uh, son….What are you doing that I ask?" Mr. Rogers asks that he is a tall man dressed in a yellow colored short-sleeved polo shirt and khaki pants with a buzz cut.

"Oh, hello there, Dad that I'm just looking for a plug outlet for my I-Pod charger." Kareem lied through his teeth when he looks up at his parents at that very second.

"Well, good night, sweetie that tomorrow is another day to make more friends." Mrs. Rogers added as she was closing the door behind her a woman in a green dress along with the massive hair curls that hung down past her shoulders.

"Geez...That boy is strange, Tamara." Mr. Rogers whispered while she was walking past him to heads for their bedroom.

"Clayton, stop?" Tamara quickly replied to change the subject on her husband, while inside Kareem's room that he was laying in bed with his eyes wide open to keep watch for anything goes bump in the night.

"Look like that I'm going to stay up all night long to keep creepy shit out?" Kareem had started ranting to himself while he was dosing off into Slumberland that he had dreamt someone that he was misty filled room where he had saw a man who was in white clothes and a chef's hat in the mist.

"Hello there, children." Chef addressed the young lad who was standing before him that he looks thunderstruck when he had seen the older man in the mist.

"It can't be?" Kareem replied that he looks up and down at the older man that he has a picture of him.

"Children, you must help those little crackas and the dragonborn to save the world again that a great evil had rose from the depth of the world." Chef explained that is when he had disappeared back inside the growing fog bed.

"Wait….Who is the dragonborn, old wise one?" Kareem asks that he had collapsed on his knees.

Cut back to the McDaniels' residence, still in the living room both McDaniels and BarBrady still up watching TV that she was watching E! News that BarBrady was sitting there looks very bored.

"What the hell is matter with our youth today, licking doughnuts?" McDaniels said while she was shook her head against this nonsense.

"Oh, I like doughnuts." BarBrady said while the mayor just sat there rolling her eyes at him, when all sudden his cell phone had begin to ring at that moment.

"Oh, for Christ's sake, George!" McDaniels clamored her frustration out.

"Hello? Wait a minute that we have a new desk sergeant after Mary had fired Moody for his incompetence and not answering emergency calls, Harris. What?, Did you say there is a murder had taken place at the South Park's history Museum tonight that I know that the mayor don't be happy about this at all." BarBrady spoke into his cell phone while the mayor was sitting there with her arms crossed, and worried look had formed on her youthful looking face that is when he had got off from his phone.

"Oh, just great that what I need now with a possible serial killer running around town right now, before a holiday tourism boost come this weekend, George….That I can hear our normalcy going out of the window again." McDaniels protested angrily while she was pacing nervously back and forth. That is when BarBrady had puts his hands around her to help her down which she had pushed him away.

The following morning at The South Park's museum of history, where the police were still on the scene when both McDaniels and BarBrady had arrived on the scene that Foley had noticed them were coming him and the crime tape.

"Oh, shit…The bosses are coming this way, Detectives!" Foley said, after he had run up to them that both Harris and Murphey just looks up from their note taking for the case that they're in the medieval times wing .

"Uh, son of bitch that you knows, what this mean, Mitch?" Yates hissed with disgust when the pissed off mayor which his partner just stood there nodded quietly.

"Harris, so, we have another murderer running around in town again?' McDaniels questioned that she was looking very standoffish toward them.

"Madam that we're on this case which it will not get out of hand that we have a killer who likes to drain blood of their victims." Yates quickly replied while he was holding his cigarette between his lips.

"Just great, if any rabbling from the townsfolk comes out of this whole situation that I'll have all of your balls for this!" McDaniels snapped back to show her disgust toward them, that is when she had stormed off for her office.

"Well, I see that someone is their monthly warpath right now you guys?" Yates added while the others looks with big smirk had appeared on their face that some of them were giggling.

"Oh, come on you guys that she is under a lot of stress right now." BarBrady quickly defended her to his own men who thinks she is the boss from hell.

"Well, sir that you can update her on the case then, after all that you're the town police chief ?" Yates said while he was standing there with his cigarette still in his mouth as he spoke.

"Oh, sarge and chief...You need to check this out that we have dirt everywhere on the ground." The female CSI said.

"What the hell?" Yates said, when he had saw the dirt covered path."Let me take a guess that something weird is going to happen around here again."

"Why does a killer needs dirt for?' Murphey asks, as he looks at his superiors that unknown to them that killer was still inside the building well hidden at that moment.

"Knowles and Weaver, I want to go through the security camera footage during the murder, and before it that too?" Yates ordered that the both officers had came up that Knowles is the African American officer, Weaver is a daywalker officer, who had just recently transferred from Denver which they're heading down to the security office to go through the tapes. When all sudden a stone dragon statute had crackles to life to warned the group.

"Behold the savior to all is here that he shall destroy the coming darkness, and so, the destroyer of man….Find the dragonborn!" The stone-craved dragon spoke while its eyes were glowing red like hot glowing lava.

"Who the hell is the dragonborn, or whatever this being that you is talking about?" Yates questioned about the warning that something weird is coming.

"To Be Continued"

Author's Notes: Finally, my grammar checker is finally working again, after my laptop had crashed on me….Fuck you, Windows 8.1 for erasing my shit.