Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of its characters. :(

EmoSoldierEmpth ~ Jasper

BiteMeCullen ~ Bella

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie ~ Alice

EdwardoTheGreat ~ Edward

ImaBigTeddyBear ~ Emmett

RedRoses ~ Rosalie

MotherToVamps ~ Esme

BestDocEvr ~ Carlise

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MotherToVamps: you guys are in sooooo much trouble

BestDocEvr: you almost got Bella killed and wrecked the house

EdwardoTheGreat: what do you mean almost got Bella killed?

BiteMeCullen: ummm

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: ya about that…. Emmett you wanna take it form here?

ImaBigTeddyBear: I'm going to lest jasper do some Show and Tell

EmoSoldierEmpth: I think Bella should tell you. You wont kill her.

EdwardoTheGreat: Bella care to tell me?

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: Bella Please tell

MotherToVamps: yes please do

BiteMeCullen: Theytookmetoawaterfall

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: BELLA!

EdwardoTheGreat: you guys did WHAT.

ImaBigTeddyBear: gtg

EmoSoldierEmpth: me 2 Edwards really mad.

MotherToVamps: you two are staying right HERE.

ImaBigTeddyBear: yes ma'am

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: o.O

BiteMeCullen: not to mention they pushed me off.

EdwardoTheGreat: WHAT!

EmoSoldierEmpth: On accident. And any ways we caught her before she hit the sharp pointy rocks!

ImaBigTeddyBear: not to mention the roaring deathly water!

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: before you guys say anything, Emmett pushed her off on 'accident'

BestDocEvr: 'accident'?

MotherToVamps: I really don't want to know.

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: he wanted his revenge for us leaving him on AIM

BiteMeCullen: so he hurts me

EdwardoTheGreat: hurts u?

ImaBigTeddyBear: I didn't hurt her

BiteMeCullen: ya so you didn't BREAK MY ARM by 'rescuing' me

EdwardoTheGreat: THEY DID WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????

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All: ??

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: umm I tink he broke his laptop

MotherToVamps: HE DID WHAT? DID HE BREAK THE WALL TOO?

-CRACK-

BestDocEvr: I would say…… Yes

MotherToVamps: EDWARD MASON CULLEN!

EmoSoldierEmpth: somebody's mad!

MotherToVamps: I AM NOT MAD!

BestDocEvr: Esme your caps lock is on.

MotherToVamps: oh ya I would guess that would mean I was mad

EmoSoldierEmpth: was?

BiteMeCullen: so…. Do you guys want me to come over to calm him down?

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: Don't worry Esme it's going to work.

MotherToVamps: ok that's fine. I would have said yes anyways. And Bella you didn't have to ask

ImaBigTeddyBear: he would have herd your truck coming down the drive way anyways

BestDocEvr: Emmett do you want to drive Bella's car? Because you will if you keep being mean

BiteMeCullen: What No!

ImaBigTeddyBear: NOOOOOOOO

MotherToVamps: then Shut it

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: o.O

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: so Bella want me to plan your wedding?

EmoSoldierEmpth: a little random Alice?

BestDocEvr: Just a bit

ImaBigTeddyBear: so where is it going to be?

BiteMeCullen: 1st yes Alice you can plan my wedding. 2nd Idk maybe the meadow

EmoSoldierEmpth: oooo nice chose but I would go with a full-length dress

BiteMeCullen: ya I was thinking that

EmoSoldierEmpth: I mean the short ones are just…. Well…. Ya

BiteMeCullen: good point!

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: Hello! Earth to Jasper and Bella!

EmoSoldierEmpth: What?

ImaBigTeddyBear: Jasper bro talking about dresses?

EmoSoldierEmpth: OMG Alice you contagious!

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: I try to be

MotherToVamps: this conversation is going nowhere soon. I'll be going now.

BiteMeCullen: I gtg 2. I'll be over in an hour!

BestDocEvr: I have nothing to do so I'm going to go.

EmoSoldierEmpth: k bye!

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ImaBigTeddyBear: well I guess I'll go find rose……. Where is she?

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: I don't know. But did you hear on the news that all Barbie and Ken dolls were ruined?

EmoSoldierEmpth: oh ya I heard that….. you don't think?

ImaBigTeddyBear: naww

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: well….. Idk

EmoSoldierEmpth: I don't think she would……

All: nawwwww

ImaBigTeddyBear: well I'm bored.

EmoSoldierEmpth: ya your boredom is effecting me.

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: I'll help that

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ImaBigTeddyBear: umm ok

ImaBigTeddyBear: I'm just going to go now

ImaBigTeddyBear: ya bye

ImaBigTeddyBear: oh I'm all alone

ImaBigTeddyBear: Again

ImaBigTeddyBear: no biggy

ImaBigTeddyBear: YES BIGGY

ImaBigTeddyBear: Wait… why am I talking to myself?

ImaBigTeddyBear: Idk

ImaBigTeddyBear: hmmm I'll ask myself!

ImaBigTeddyBear: so me why am I talking to myself

ImaBigTeddyBear: Idk because your weird?

ImaBigTeddyBear: you so Mean!

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~SaphΩ lolz