Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of its characters.
EmoSoldierEmpth ~ Jasper
BiteMeCullen ~ Bella
SuperHyperShopaholicPixie ~ Alice
EdwardoTheGreat ~ Edward
ImaBigTeddyBear ~ Emmett
RedRoses ~ Rosalie
MotherToVamps ~ Esme
BestDocEvr ~ Carlise
BestDocEvr has signed on
BiteMeCullen has signed on
EmoSoldierEmpth has signed on
BiteMeCullen: hey, hey wats in the fagizzle hizzle?? (Fa-gis-le I think, idk. I made it
up)
EmoSoldierEmpth: English Bella
BiteMeCullen: hey, wats up. Happy?
BestDocEvr: exceptionally
BestDocEvr: any wayz, Bella are you ok….
BiteMeCullen: exceptionally
BiteMeCullen: any wayz, Bella are you ok….
EmoSoldierEmpth: ??
BiteMeCullen: ??
BestDocEvr: Bella now listen to me carefully, tell me what you had for breakfast
BiteMeCullen: Bella now listen to me carefully, tell me what you had for breakfast
EmoSoldierEmpth: hmmm I Got It!!!
BiteMeCullen: hmmm I Got It!!!
EmoSoldierEmpth: Carlise come into my room
BiteMeCullen: Carlise come into my room
BestDocEvr: ok
BiteMeCullen: ok
- 5 seconds l8r -
EmoSoldierEmpth: I am a big fat loser
BiteMeCullen: ya you are!
BestDocEvr: Bella you are supposed to copy him
BiteMeCullen: Bella you are supposed to copy him
EmoSoldierEmpth: now she does it
EmoSoldierEmpth: let me at her, let me at her!
EdwardoTheGreat has signed on
EdwardoTheGreat: NO ONE TOUCHES HER
BiteMeCullen has signed off
EmoSoldierEmpth has run away
BestDocEvr has run away
EdwardoTheGreat: wait wa?
EdwardoTheGreat: Bella??
EdwardoTheGreat: huh??
-beeping: over load-
EdwardoTheGreat: crap
EdwardoTheGreat: I'm worse than Alice
EdwardoTheGreat: wow I never thought that would happen
EdwardoTheGreat: wait a minute!
EdwardoTheGreat: I for got to turn the sink off!
EdwardoTheGreat: Wait another minute I'm- I forgot hmm nvm mind then. Bye Me…
EdwardoTheGreat: I'm talking to myself…
EdwardoTheGreat: at least I remembered
EdwardoTheGreat has signed on
BiteMeCullen has signed on
EmoSoldierEmpth has returned from away
BestDocEvr has returned from away
EmoSoldierEmpth: Bella you weren't actually supposed to go offline
BiteMeCullen: I thought that was the plan
BestDocEvr: no first you act like you copping us then you don't then you do it again then we get Edward mad then we go away.
BiteMeCullen: talk about complicated plan
EmoSoldierEmpth: yah
BiteMeCullen: next time I'm writing the plan. This on sucks
EmoSoldierEmpth: you wrote it
BiteMeCullen: I did? Oh.
BestDocEvr: my heads dizzy from that plan. Wonders how I typed it.
BestDocEvr: I gtg bye kid and kid
BiteMeCullen: bye?
EmoSoldierEmpth: kid? I'm as old as you!
BestDocEvr has signed off
BiteMeCullen: well wat now?
FuzzyPants has signed on
FuzzyPants: idk you tell me.
BiteMeCullen: who's this??
EmoSoldierEmpth: seriously
FuzzyPants: what you don't know won't hurt you.
BiteMeCullen: ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
EmoSoldierEmpth: it's that Stalker kid Mike
FuzzyPants: I AM NOT A STALKER I just fallow Bella around
BiteMeCullen: so it is Mike Stalker
FuzzyPants: mike is not here right now please leave a message after the beep
-Beep-
EmoSoldierEmpth: Mike your dead Meat
EmoSoldierEmpth: notice the capital M on Meat
BiteMeCullen: ?.... Oh! I get it
FuzzyPants: I don't get it
-Bell-Jasper-: it's a Cullen thing
FuzzyPants: But Bella isn't a Cullen
BiteMeCullen: I am officially today. I'm on a plane now to where eva Edward's taking me
LittleBitOfStench has signed on
LittleBitOfStench: BELLA YOU GOT MARRIED
EmoSoldierEmpth: now I'm confused
BiteMeCullen: you got it brotha
FuzzyPants: ya…
LittleBitOfStench: oh ya this is Jacob
BiteMeCullen: oh ok I get it. Now ik where that awful smell is coming from. Wait, it's not Jake but the fat donkey next to me.
LittleBitOfStench: ?? where r u?
BiteMeCullen: a plane
FuzzyPants: where r u going?
BiteMeCullen: you would have thought Edward would have told me. But no he didn't
EmoSoldierEmpth: he told me!
LittleBitOfStench: where is she goin- Bella how did you know I smell, you not leech like buddy boy ova here
FuzzyPants: I'm not a leech
LittleBitOfStench: not you.
BiteMeCullen: oh ya I was changed 100 years ago
LittleBitOfStench: no 100 years ago you weren't alive,
BiteMeCullen: how do you know?
LittleBitOfStench: 'cause we used to make mud pies
BiteMeCullen: cursid
EmoSoldierEmpth: lolz Bella
FuzzyPants: I don't get what you guys are talking about
-All but mike- it's a Cullen thing
FuzzyPants: Jake your not a Cullen
LittleBitOfStench: nah I'm a Black, but I still get it
BiteMeCullen: but Jacob you still stink
LittleBitOfStench: ik
EmoSoldierEmpth: Wow
EmoSoldierEmpth: what do we do now?
EdwardoTheGreat has signed on
EdwardoTheGreat: how's the cheesy donkeys butt?
LittleBitOfStench: I don't want to know
BiteMeCullen: no you do not
FuzzyPants: ill be off. Bye Bella love you!
BiteMeCullen: HATE you too
FuzzyPants has signed off
LittleBitOfStench: Yay he's gone!!
EdwardoTheGreat: Bella who's your friend?
BiteMeCullen: Aro
EdwardoTheGreat: Girl sitting next to donkey butt say wa?
LittleBitOfStench: Edward its Jake
EdwardoTheGreat: Stenchy say wa?
BiteMeCullen: Edward don't think I don't see you making out with that girl next to you
LittleBitOfStench: my que to leave
BiteMeCullen: bye Jake
LittleBitOfStench: bye Bells
LittleBitOfStench has signed off
EdwardoTheGreat: I'm not kissing her
BiteMeCullen: then what are you doing young man?
EdwardoTheGreat: nothing she's as smelly as the cheesy donkey butt next to you
BiteMeCullen: still
BiteMeCullen: where r we going anywayz?
EdwardoTheGreat: idk
BiteMeCullen: so were going no where
EdwardoTheGreat: nah were going to Isle Esme
BiteMeCullen: Isle wat?
EdwardoTheGreat: oh shit
BiteMeCullen: EDWARD MASEN CULLEN don't make me make the hit you with her purse.
EdwardoTheGreat: gtg bye
EdwardoTheGreat has signed off
BiteMeCullen: EDWARD
BiteMeCullen has signed off
Hey!! R&R! made this chap for Ms. Jade A. Cullen who gave me the idea for this chap! Thanx!
~SaphiraStar11Ω