Chapter 10: The Master of the Ass

Not long after the boys had discovered that Cornelius had taken the fabled and cursed relic that he had gladly handled it over to the master who now controls the universe at this moment, which the fighters of Zaron had started to chases them down to, reclaims the stick and stops the possible vampire apocalypse from starting. That is when Dovahkiin was leading the military strike against the master along with his best fighters was at his side ready to battle once again while the others is in currently in battle against the master's fledglings and Cornelius' minions down below while the moon had eclipsed the sun to give the vampires the chance to take over.

"What is a matter; kiddies that I'd taken your prized relic that now I'm shall rules over the earth and universe." The Master said along with a wicked laughter while his eyes were brightly gleaming in that orange- reddish color out under from the hood

"You haven't won yet, you fucking suck head!" Dovahkiin said after he had cleared his throat, which he was glancing at the tall hooded and cloaked figure with a pair of glowing red-hot embers for its eyes.

"You must be the new avatar of the dragonborn?" The master replied, "That you brats will regret for standing up against me." That is when he had gestured his hand to someone was hiding in the shadows. When all sudden they all sudden look really shocked when the figure came out of the shadows that it was Scott Tenorman, who is now a vampire minion to the master that the creature had offered his help to destroy his half brother and his friends.

"Oh, fuck….It is my still pissed off half brother now a vampire that even though he is a daywalker, but it is still lame as hell!" Cartman said as he cringed in fear while he was thinking back to his sick and cruel payback against his older half brother, which is when they had noticed pair of prisoners tied to a couple of wooden beams that it was Mayor McDaniels and BarBrady who were struggling to get free after been captured by her own sister.

"Dude, it is fucking Scott Tenorman!" Kyle said as he looks at his friends who are looking shocked at that moment.

"Shit….You guys, it is Mayor McDaniels and Officer BarBrady that we need get them out of here now?" Kareem added that he had taken on true looking druid priest costume with the tree bark for his armor and twigs with leaves were covering his robe with strings of Willow branches hangs down his back as a cap, in addition of having twigs with leaves sticking out of his leather headband.

"Dude, are we going to kill your half brother?" Stan said as he and the others had gathered to think about something.

"Hell no….Stan, he is the biggest rival besides Kahl that he needs to stay alive for future shit." Cartman replied which Kyle stood there looking a little annoyed. "That my number one target right now is that fucking PC principal."

"Boys, just kill this fucking monster now, that we can return to some normalcy before the next supernatural or manmade disaster hits this God forsaken shithole!" McDaniels screams as she was continuing to try to get free from her confinement.

"How you would like to be my vampire bride to rule this world at my side, your honor?" The Master asks that BarBrady looks stunned to what he is hearing right now, all sudden that arrow had struck him in the back which he had let an angry roar out and his eyes glistered brightly that Princess Kenny had delivered the first strike against him."Scott, destroy them now." Unknown to him that Pete and his Goth friends had sneak up behind them to free them both while the boys fight against the master's pupil at this moment.

"Peter, get us out of here now!" McDaniels demanded as Pete had brought his switchblade out to cut through the rope to free her that the other Goth Kids were doing the same thing with BarBrady when all sudden they all they were cornered by Candice that she was holding a dagger in her left hand. "Really, Candy that I see that you're being a total psycho right now!"

"Well, big sister that I'm wants to be the master's bride, because of the power?" Candice said along she have a crazed look had formed on her face while she had held the dagger toward her hostages which McDaniels had taken a can of mace off from BarBrady's unity belt that she had used to blinded her own sister with it.

"No…You can have that monster!" McDaniels said after firing the can of mace, which they have a wall of fire coming down in the valley in the form of a forest fire raging that it had started by a lightning bolt. "Let go now!"

"Excuse me, Miss Mayor that I'm know on how to destroy the master that the Strigoi hates fire." Henrietta addressed after she had stopped in their tracks which BarBrady had handcuffed Candice.

"Well, we need to get out of here now that the wild fire is creeping up toward here very fast!" BarBrady said in a panic, as he was busy to rush them out of the area for their safety. Meanwhile at the same time, during their escape from the growing wildfire that was raging outside of the town that the boys had tracked Cornelius and his ancient dark lord down to a clearing that overlooks the town below.

"Alright, Cornelius, surrender and give the stick of truth back to its rightful owners." Dovahkiin ordered that his friends were standing next to him ready to fight at that moment. That is when the evil Big Bad Government Guy has the stick in his gasp once again had showed his face before the kids.

"Well….Well…Well…Are you going to betray your friends again for your precious heirloom, princess?" The Big Bad Government Guy reminds Princess Kenny about her past betrayal that angers the princess.

"You used me while I was PMSing, asshole!" Princess Kenny angrily muttered under her parka hood that she was ready to fight out of vengeance for using her to betray her allies that is when she had begun to sing to call on her precious pet rodents to do her bidding against her enemies where a sea of rats rushed over the enemies like angry ocean waves. That is when the other kids had followed up with their special attacks on the evil group.

"That you are going to about to face the powers of chaos, evil fellas." Butters added when a butterfly had landed on his finger, which he had transformed in his dark ego, Professor Chaos to let his life drain attack on them and Cartman had followed up with his magic missile that had knocked both The Big Bad Government Guy and Cornelius out cold that only leaves the master.

"You brats think that you can defeat me that I'd been around since the fall of Sumer." The Master said, while he was wearing a bitter smile on his stalk while skin that is when Kareem had overheard his deceased father telling him to use nature to trap the master, so Dovahkiin can finish the job off.

"Thy great Goddess Gaia that I'm asking you to entwining your vines like a spider to catch its meal in a web." Kareem chanted loudly, where four large tree roots had shot up from the barren ground to wrap around the Master's limbs to keep him from fleeing, where Dovahkiin had threw a flaming bottle down on the ground.

"Dragonborn, use your powers now!" The male elder's voice were being heard inside his mind that he had once again released his powerful fart on the rival that it was the Nagasaki fart that the flames had engulfed the master at that moment. Which all-sudden Princess Kenny had rushed over to grab her heirloom that was lying in the dirt, while the remaining bad people had escaped down the trail?

"Jimmie Crickets….Th-at w-e ne-eds to get out that wi-ld fire is clo-sing in on us at this moment?" Jimmy said when he had noticed the fire glowing in the distance that they had decided to jump into the river below to escape from the inferno. Following morning that the fire had slowed down from reaching the town, due to the state of Colorado's Forestry Dept. is fighting to contain the flames. On the edge of the Stark's Pond that boys had washed up on its beach that the adults were out looking for them right now.

"Dude….Is someone okay?" Kyle asks while they were getting up from the wet sand that had caked on their costume and hands as they struggling to get up from the area.

"Once again that Douchebag had saved the Gawddamned world with his mystical ass again." Cartman said along with laughter. "So, you guys, what we are going to play now?"

"How about we play treasure hunt or detectives?" Stan replied that Kareem just stood there looking very tired that he had an enough with LARP for one day.

"How about bed, screw you guys, I'm going home!" Kareem said as he walks away from them at that moment.

"What a dick?" Kenny mumbles in shock, as he looks at the others that he had pulled his crown and fully soaked blond wig off.

"There you are boys that we had been looking for all night and morning long during the DNR fights the fire outside of town?" BarBrady said as both he and Sgt. Yates had walks up to them while they were struggling to free from the quick sand.

"Sgt. Yates, did everyone had made it out of the fire storm?" Dovahkiin asks while he was standing there soaked and covered in wet sand.

"Yes...Junior detective that everyone had survived which the townsfolk who were turned into vampires are back to normal." Yates answered that he was smoking his cigarette. "But your brats had destroyed the master for good?"

"Yes...We did that Douchebag had finished him off with his powerful ass." Cartman added in a joking way.

"Well job done, boys that her highness will be greatly pleased when she hears about this." Yates replied in great relieved tone voice that is when Dovahkiin had noticed a piece of paper that a dagger was holding in place on a tree.

"Next time, Dovahkiin that your fall will be sweet by my hands." ~ Signed Carlos AKA Cornelius.

"Jimmie Crickets, Carlos, just give up on your war against me that I'm always wins." Dovahkiin lightly mumbles under his breath after reading the note.

"The End"