Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of its characters.

EmoSoldierEmpth ~ Jasper

BiteMeCullen ~ Bella

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie ~ Alice

EdwardoTheGreat ~ Edward

ImaBigTeddyBear ~ Emmett

RedRoses ~ Rosalie

MotherToVamps ~ Esme

BestDocEvr ~ Carlise

BiteMeCullen has signed on

BiteMeCullen: Heyy every one….

BiteMeCullen: ummm ok

EmoSoldierEmpth: hey Bella!

BiteMeCullen: but it didn't say, "EmoSoldierEmpth has signed on"

EmoSoldierEmpth: …

EmoSoldierEmpth: oh ya I never signed off yesterday…

BiteMeCullen: so you were there through the whole conversation between me, Edward, Jake, and mike –shivers-

EmoSoldierEmpth: umm ya sorry I was laughing to hard to type

BiteMeCullen: understandable

EmoSoldierEmpth: so how was the plane ride?

BiteMeCullen: EWWWWWW don't even mention the hairy, cheesy, donkey butt.

EmoSoldierEmpth: ok… so how's the isle treating you?

BiteMeCullen: ok I guess.

EdwardoTheGreat has signed on

EdwardoTheGreat: what do you mean, "ok I guess"?

EmoSoldierEmpth: o.O

BiteMeCullen: I meant things :)

EdwardoTheGreat: what things exactly?

BiteMeCullen: Maybe the things that you were kissing that girl in the seat next to you!

EdwardoTheGreat: that is absurd!

EmoSoldierEmpth: Ummmm

BiteMeCullen: uh-huh well you lucky I'm so in love with you.

EdwardoTheGreat: Well your lucky I'm so selfish or else I would not be here.

BiteMeCullen: you're a ding-dong

EdwardoTheGreat: well you're a twinky

EmoSoldierEmpth: Okay…

BiteMeCullen: well at least I can eat my self.

EdwardoTheGreat: why would you want to?

BiteMeCullen: IDK

EmoSoldierEmpth: I'll eat Bella

EdwardoTheGreat: NO!

BiteMeCullen: OKAY!

EdwardoTheGreat: bella do you want to die?

BiteMeCullen: If it means becoming one of you guys then yes! Hence da name.

EmoSoldierEmpth: I'll be happy to bite bella if it's her wishes

BiteMeCullen: those are meh wishes.

EdwardoTheGreat: but those aren't my whishes and what I say goes!

BiteMeCullen: Since when? And do you even care about my whishes?

EdwardoTheGreat: since we first saw each other. And I consider you whishes

BiteMeCullen: only consider my whishes?

EmoSoldierEmpth: O.o

EdwardoTheGreat: I grant some of dem

BiteMeCullen: well you grant most of them, when I don't want you to. And I'm asking a little favor to change meh!

EdwardoTheGreat: bella I don't want to end your life. I love you too much to do that.

EmoSoldierEmpth: awwwww

BiteMeCullen: if you really love meh you would change meh. If you love meh you would want to be with meh forever. I guess you don't and I'm already older than you physically.

BiteMeCullen has signed off

EdwardoTheGreat: bella don't be like that

EmoSoldierEmpth: where did she go?

EdwardoTheGreat: she said she had to think the worst part is I can't read her thoughts

EmoSoldierEmpth: maybe if you change her you could hear her mind

EdwardoTheGreat: it's not worth it

EmoSoldierEmpth: it's not worth watching her live instead of die? Not being able to spend the rest of your life with her? You said she is your life, but now she thinks you want her to grow old and die.

EdwardoTheGreat: I don't want her to do that

EmoSoldierEmpth: well she thinks you want that

EdwardoTheGreat: how do you know

EmoSoldierEmpth: 'cause I do, god!

EmoSoldierEmpth has signed off

ImaBigTeddyBear has signed on

ImaBigTeddyBear: he bro what up??

EdwardoTheGreat: Bella's mad at meh again

ImaBigTeddyBear: 'cause you won't change her?

EdwardoTheGreat: how did you know??

ImaBigTeddyBear: cause shes on the phone with Alice, Rosalie, and Esme and she sounds like shes crying. Man you messed up BADDDDDD

EdwardoTheGreat: yeah ik

ImaBigTeddyBear: Just change her

EdwardoTheGreat: ya I guess I should and I am!

ImaBigTeddyBear: you go bro!

EdwardoTheGreat: gtg

ImaBigTeddyBear: kk

EdwardoTheGreat has singed off

EmoSoldierEmpth has signed on

EmoSoldierEmpth: you think hes going to?

ImaBigTeddyBear: I bet ten bucks he's not

EmoSoldierEmpth: fine ten he is

EmoSoldierEmpth has signed off

ImaBigTeddyBear has singed off

Ok ik this chap is really short but that's because I wrote the next chap already and like five more after that but I have to type them up so that's kinda y I haven't updated in like five months sorry bout dat. But I have chaps 9 – 11 and 11 is really long so that's another reason. Umm I will post the other chaps maybe today or tomorrow depending how much time I have. Ok well I will see you guys l8r!

Bye!

~Saph11Ω