Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, wookies, Twilight or any of its characters.

EmoSoldierEmpth ~ Jasper

BiteMeCullen ~ Bella

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie ~ Alice

EdwardoTheGreat ~ Edward

ImaBigTeddyBear ~ Emmett

RedRoses ~ Rosalie

MotherToVamps ~ Esme

BestDocEvr ~ Carlise

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ImaBigTeddyBear: MAKE THE SCREAMING STOP!

EdwardoTheGreat: why oh, why did I bite her? I can't stand her screaming its driving meh nuts!

RedRoses: tell meh about it

BestDocEvr: well you love her and you changed her. Although I agree her screaming is obnoxious but it's too late now!

EdwardoTheGreat: come on jasper lets go shopping!

EmoSoldierEmpth: no Alice help meh I don't want to go shopping! Wow I never thought say that to Alice and about Edward…

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: come on jazz, I mean how bad can he be?

EmoSoldierEmpth: hes worse than u!

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: OMG RUNNNNNN!!!!

BestDocEvr: AHHHH Edward likes shopping has the world gone mad??

ImaBigTeddyBear: well it's a world full of vampires, werewolves, and wookies

RedRoses: wookies, Emmett? That's bad even for u

ImaBigTeddyBear: bella saw them 2!

EdwardoTheGreat: you guys are right I can't leave; bel1a has my car keys in her pocket. She insisted she drove home and it was Scary!

BestDocEvr: you let her drive home while she was screaming? –He asked in a curious voice- interesting

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: yaaa… and I had a vision that bella was driving and screaming while Edward was tickling her. She was screaming and laughing at the same time! –Cracks up-

All: lol -literally-

EdwardoTheGreat: Guys we can't make fun of bella, shes not here for us to she her cry.

RedRoses: ya and I wanted to see her moo

ImaBigTeddyBear: moo? Awww come on rose even I can do better than that

BestDocEvr: so can I see, I wanted to see her cry like a monkey

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: no, no, no it goes like this, I wanted to see her cry in pain and then suffer the way we all suffered – she says in a evil voice- muahahahahahahahaha ha ha, ha

EmoSoldierEmpth: and I thought she was your best friend. Oh well! Her loss

ImaBigTeddyBear: I feel like pie right now with extra blood on top

BestDocEvr: I think we could all use some human blood in our system, even I kill a few now and then, and say the died of "sickness". But since they really are sick they are not as good

RedRoses: I thought you were under control Carlise tisk tisk

BestDocEvr: I am but they taste sooooo good!

EmoSoldierEmpth: ik Carlise let it out let it out

BestDocEvr: it's sooo hard –sobs-

EdwardoTheGreat: the only reason I'm with bella is because I was immune to her blood. Ik I say I can't stand it, but I can't even smell it and I didn't want to go kill some hot girl just because of what I am

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: EDWARD! She is sooo much more than that she can see the sacred jewels!!! (A/N: from the show InuYasha one of the best anime's Eva!)

ImaBigTeddyBear: that's why I'm so strong because I have them in my arms to give meh boom, boom, fire powa

RedRoses: Emmett how could you se so selfish and not even give meh a shard?

ImaBigTeddyBear: I…. ummm…. I….

RedRoses: mister we need to have a little talk

ImaBigTeddyBear: uhhh… okay. –He gave up, obviously defeated-

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EdwardoTheGreat: I have to shut bella up

BestDocEvr: Pleazzz! I can't stand it. Can we just ditch her or somethin?

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: or we could burn her….

EmoSoldierEmpth: I'll get the lighter!

EdwardoTheGreat: and I will get the wood

BestDocEvr: don't forget the newspaper I mean who care about a stupid car crash?

All: DUH!

All: be bac in 5

All: k

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MotherToVamps: I can't believe you were going to kill bella. And you Carlise!

BestDocEvr: ik im srry

MotherToVamps: im mean you didn't even include meh. I was trying to do the same but noooo you have to make it hard by making meh do it by myself!

EdwardoTheGreat: ya we thought you were going to be mad at us…

EmoSoldierEmpth: we never discussed that

EdwardoTheGreat: hello mid reader here!

EmoSoldierEmpth: hello Empth here!

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: jazz that has nothing to do with this

EmoSoldierEmpth: I didn't want to be left out

MotherToVamps: jasper you will probably get left out anywayz like u are now

EmoSoldierEmpth: HEY!

BestDocEvr: anywayz bella is going to be 'waking up' in about

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: 5 hours 53 seconds

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: 5 hours 52 seconds

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: 5 hours 51 seconds

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: 5 hours 50 seconds

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: 5 hours 49 seconds

All: ALICE!

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: what?

BestDocEvr: enough!

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: ok jeeze just trying to help

MotherToVamps: what are we going to about Charlie I mean I think he will realize that bella has been away for a century or 2?

EdwardoTheGreat: we tell him the truth

All: Gasp!

EdwardoTheGreat: you didn't let meh finish, we tell him bella drowned at Isle Esme

BestDocEvr: she did? I just saw her though

EmoSoldierEmpth: omg Carlise shes did not drown, wait that a good idea while she is still human!!

SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: no jasper no that doesn't work

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NotSoHoverCar: hello Cullens

Cullens: huh??

NotSoHoverCar: this is Charlie by the way

Cullens: ooooh

NotSoHoverCar: so have you seen bella?

EmoSoldierEmpth: idk how to tell you this…. Bella drowned

Cullens: Jasper –they said in a angry voice-

EmoSoldierEmpth: you didn't have to do in a angry voice cause I'm a Empth hello where have y'all been?

Cullens: Jasper!

EmoSoldierEmpth: oh shitaki mushrooms Charlie you did not just read that

NotSoHoverCar: read what?

EmoSoldierEmpth: good boy!

NotSoHoverCar: no seriously read what?

EmoSoldierEmpth: nothing gtg!

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SuperHyperShopaholicPixie: me 2

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EdwardoTheGreat: meh 3

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MotherToVamps: me 4

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BestDocEvr: your probably expecting meh to say 'me 5' but I'm not! So ha! Peace out!

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NotSoHoverCar: no really read what?

NotSoHoverCar: okay don't tell me! See if I care

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Hey guys umm for my next chap I'm going to being doing some truth or dares in, drum roll please!, WALMART!!!!! So post a review of dares you would like to see in the next chap and they might just be in AIM With The Cullens Chapter 10. Oh I'm also doing a scavenger hunt….. anywayz I have posted previews for the next chapter on my profile and will being doing so until I end the story if I ever do…. I probably won't but if I do then idk. Haha I hope you enjoyed this chapter the next one will be up within the month, possibly sooner. Oh and I came up with Charlie's sn when in twilight bella said he didn't hover so ya….R&R!

~SaphΩ