Chapter 2

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AllenxEveryone, Yullen.

Disclaimer: it will never be mine.

Warning: Rated M! OCCness on everyone's part…

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When they got inside they were immediately attacked by a mob of people.

"Surprise!"

Kanda was not amused, blinded by a flash and disoriented by all of the noise he dropped his cup of coffee. It went toppling down and sprayed some of the fuckers with its content. Such a waste of good coffee.

"Damn it! Do I look like Daisya? Shit. Don't even reply to that." The room was silent, no one dared speak.

"Che." With a frown on his face Kanda made his way into the kitchen followed by a stunned Moyashi and an apologetic father. He tired shoving as much people as he could out of his way.

"Kanda I'm so sorry. We thought you were Daisya, you took so long to get the cake that we thought you'd never make it back in time! And then we got a call from Marie saying that th-"

"Holy shit do you ever shut up?" Kanda's frown intensified.

"I'm sorry. It was my fault I stayed up all night trying to finish Daisya's face and before I knew it was already time to deliver the cake. It was my fault." Moyashi was the poster boy for devastation.

Kanda felt like his heart would stop beating any second.

"It wasn't your fault. Tiedoll here obviously needs to get his eyes checked." Tiedoll would pay for hurting the Moyashi. He'd pay right now.

Really, Kanda prided himself that he never let him emotions get the best of him but this was different, it involved the Moyashi.

"Excuse me," with that Kanda left.

He could hear Tiedoll and the Moyashi talking way before he made it to the kitchen.

"Oh that's lovely!" that was obviously Tiedoll.

"T-Thank you, I didn't think it would turn out like it did. I used the E160d and it worked like you said it would. I was a little worried since it's my first time using that color but I don't think I would have gotten the marks any closer to its original color." Kanda could practically hear the happiness in Moyashis voice.

He quickened his steps.

"I'm so glad it worked out fine for you. Now that Kanda's back d-"

They where interrupted by Kanda finally making his appearance.

"Well that wasn't long." Commented Tiedoll

"Hn." He eyed them suspiciously. It wasn't like Tiedoll to talk about him to anyone really. He had always kept the "Kanda" topic to himself. Mostly due to the fact that he never had anything good to say about Kanda even though he wish he could.

Moyashi didn't meet his gaze and his face was getting very fucking red.

"Lavi's coming." Kanda turned to face Tiedoll.

"What the hell? Why did you invite that piece of shit?"

"But he's so nice, and when I told him that you were back from college he practically begged me to allow him to come over." What the fucking hell. Damn it he was trying to avoid that stupid shit face like he was the plague. Now all of his efforts would be ruined.

"Don't be so mean, his probably excited to see you. You have been gone for 4 years, and not once did you check up on any of us." Moyashi turned his gaze away, his voice had sounded strained. Was he mad or was he sad? Shit he didn't know. Now he felt like a total douche.

He could have called Moyashi anytime he wanted to, he had his fucking number memorized by heart god damn it.

"I didn't feel like it." So maybe he'd stick with being an ass. He was good at it and no fucking way was he about to tell the Moyashi that the real reason he didn't call was because once he'd have heard Moyashi's voice he'd have ditched college and would have begged him to elope. Yeah, he'd stick with being an ass.

"You didn't feel like it? What the hell? We were all worried about you. The least you could have done is sent us and e-mail." Oh shit now he was mad. What the hell was he supposed to say to that?

He avoided the Moyashi's gaze only to see Tiedoll's worried face, were they really that worried?

Turning back to face the Moyashi he decided it was time to come clean.

"Allen! Baby I haven't seen you since this morning. Does it still hurt? Maybe I shouldn't have been so hard. But you where begging for it." Kanda recognized that voice. He would have recognized it anywhere, since he had made it his personal mission to kill him when he next saw that piece of shit.

The kitchen practically dropped ten degrees, everyone was still. Moyashi no longer seemed mad, he looked fearful. Tiedoll stood completely still. Kanda slowly turned around.

"Kan-" Lavi didn't get to finish because the next second he was laying on the floor with a bloody nose and a furious Kanda looming over him.

"I thought I told you to never fucking talk to me again. Not after what you fucking did."

Lavi shrunk in fear, it then occurred to him that Lavi had pretty much just implied that he had fucked Allen. Lavi had sex with Allen. He hit Lavi in the gut.

Turning around he shot Allen a hate full glare. "You slept with him?! I thought you where 'forever alone'?"

Allen shook his head "N-no I never slept with him. I was up all night working on your brother cake!"

A voice came from down below. "I was fucking kidding." Kanda gave him a disbelieving look.

"Shit Yuu, I never even touched him! Fuck I can't touch him because you're always in the way." Lavi sounded pathetic and oh shit? He fucking reacted like the Moyashi had just cheated on him or something. Oh fuck, he really wanted to punch Lavi again.

He needed to come up with an excuse, but fuck it. He was Kanda, he did shit because he felt like it. Still everyone was looking at him like he had finally lost his fucking mind.

"I fucking hate lairs." With that he made his way out of the kitchen up the stairs and into his room, the door shut with a bang.

Kanda felt like he should be given an award for the biggest ass ever, he made his way over to his bed and sat down with a sigh. Looking about for a moment he realized that his room was fucking empty, he didn't even have a picture of him and the Moyashi.

He only had a computer his bed and his closet. What the hell? His room was sort of depressing, maybe he should move out. Buy a house with the Moyashi, then a dog and let the Moyashi decorate their house.

Kanda was already thinking about what color their walls would be when he heard a soft knock on his door, "Kanda may I come in?" Moyashi's voice was muffled by the door.

"Yeah." The door opened slowly. Moyashi poked his head in.

"Tiedoll's taking care of him, you should probably go apologize or something…" Moyashi trailed off towards the end.

No Kanda would not fucking apologize. He crossed his arms and glared at the wall.

"You really want me to apologize? Especially after what he did?" Moyashi looked torn. He made his way in and sat by Kanda on his bed. Their shoulders almost touching. Kanda had to remind himself why he was mad before he got distracted by the proximity.

"He didn't mean to! We told you to wait outside but you just barged in." That's what they kept telling him but damn it he would never live it down.

The door opened and Lavi's stuck his head in.

"Hey man, look what I said was way out of line, but jeez you fucking hit hard!" Kanda tried to suppress his smile. Lavi looked like shit.

"Fuck you. That wasn't the only reason I hit you."

"Oh come on! That was four years ago and we told you to wait!"

Kanda would not admit defeat, his manly pride was at stake here.

Moyashi suddenly took hold of his hand and gave him a pleading look.

"Can't you just forgive us? The black paint was supposed to fall on top of Links grandpa not you. And you know you should have waited." The last part was almost a whisper. Kanda was staring at how their hands fit perfectly together.

Moyashi's skin was soft like a newborn and he was very close. So close Kanda could smell him, and damn the Moyashi smelt delicious.

Not only did he smell like frosting but he had that lavender smell to him and fuck Kanda was about to pull him closer so he could kiss those pouty lips when he heard a clearing of a throat. Lavi.

"So I guess all is forgiven! Come on, lets go get some cake and party!" Kanda was released from the spell that Moyashi had put on him and abruptly let his hand go.

Kanda looked up at the Moyashi "I guess I should have waited." It wounded his pride to let something like that go but if it made the Moyashi happy then so be it.

Moyashi rewarded him with another smile and this one lit up his face and his eyes shined bright.

"Awesome! Let's go downstairs. I want some of that cake Allen." With that Lavi practically dragged Moyashi down to the living room where everyone already had a piece of cake, and Kanda followed behind already missing Moyashi's smile.

Kanda and Moyashi sat in one of the Love seats when Lavi decided that a Love seat didn't mean there only had to be two people, three could fit. "What the hell fuck face? It's a fucking love seat not a fucking couch." Lavi ignored him. The fucker.

"So… Allen. Heard Link was gone. You know if you ever need any help around the bakery I can help. My fingers work magic."

The last part was said in a husky whisper, he was already making his move? He could die in a ditch. Kanda shoved Lavi out of the Love seat.

"I'm already helping him. My fingers can work magic too." Kanda had a smug look on his face.

"The more the merrier." What the fuck?

"I'm sorry Lavi, I already have as much help as I'll need, but you can help me by buying my sweets."

"Right. I'll take the usual, make sure to make it like I like it."

Allen smiled down at him. "I will."

It turned out that Allen had a lot of regulars and Kanda hated them all.

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A/N: Sorry for the long wait! I didn't think anyone would have found the first chapter amusing. I didn't categorize this fic as humor… Oh well, it seems some of you found Kanda slightly amusing. Next chapter we finally find out who Kanda has to compete against and he finally gets to work in the bakery! I will not make it easy for him. *Evil grin*

~SlowPoison