Chapter 2
The sun's light was warm on my skin as I leaned against the wall of my house, waiting for Yui. As I waited, I held up my wrist, looking at my Pip-Boy's message creation screen. I typed a message quickly. It read:
Dear Three-Dog,
I will pick up your client. Please get a six pack of Nuka-Cola ready. Yui and I will need the refreshment.
Your Employed Escort,
Wolff
Right as I sent the message and crossed my arms, Yui quickly trudged out the door of the house. "Are you ready to go, Yui?" I asked; a bit worried about her recent body language. She glanced at me and replied in her Eastern accented voice, "Yes, yes I am. Let us depart." I stood up straight and began to walk toward the large, metal gate of Megaton. As it slid open with the horrid sound of metal against metal, I cringed slightly hopping that they could fix that. As we began the five minuet walk to the Vault 101 door, I asked Yui, "What do you think of me and my job, Yui?" I glanced back at her as I asked the question. Her face showed the expressions of confusion, nervousness, and deep thought. "I will get back to you on that, Master Wolff." She said, not willing to answer my question at the moment. As the hill to the Vault door came in to sight, I told Yui to stand guard at the bottom of said hill. I walked up the hill and stood outside of the wooden door to the tunnel to the Vault 101 door. "So, where are you Sister of the Lone Wanderer?" I asked a loud, noticing the person I was escorting to the GNR tower was not standing in view. As I was looking at the wooden door, I noticed a brief glint of light out the left corner of my eye. As I turned, a small hatchet imbedded itself in my left shoulder pad. The force of the impact made me stumble back. I dropped to one knee for some reason. Once I did, a rather thin and fit female, clad in a make-shift armor suit made of a Vault-Tec suit and some plates of metal. Her eyes were a lighter blue than normal people, but her hair intrigued me greatly. Her hair was straight and solid pink. "Who are you to be looking for me?!" she demanded, rather loudly. I looked straight at the girl. "I was told to escort the sister of the one known as the Lone Wanderer to the Galaxy News Radio building." I stated forcefully. The Lone Wanderer's sister expression relaxed a bit. "I was expecting someone more… physically visible." She stated painfully blunt. "Well, I happen to come equipped for any situation." I replied, as I stood. I was slightly taller than the sister of the Wanderer. "The name's McKayla, but I want to be called Pinkamena. And before you ask why, it's because I read some old, old stories, and I chose this name from a fictional, psychopathic, and murderous character." She said, with a tone of informing. "Well," I started, "my name is Stephan Wolff, just call me Wolff. And I wasn't wondering why about your name, but why the hair?" I asked, tugging at the hatchet in my shoulder. "The hair style was inspired by the same thing." Pinkamena said not caring I was struggling to pull the hatchet out of my shoulder. "Well, I guess you want your hatchet back, yes?" I said, finally pulling the hatchet out of my shoulder. I examined it as it was in my possession. The hatchet was made from metal, even the handle. The hatchet was oddly aerodynamic for a small axe. "Oh, you can keep it. I have another tomahawk." She said, casually pulling another tomahawk out of her custom Vault armor. The weapon's distinct shape was explained by its name. I almost forgot to mention Yui. "Oh, hey, Pinkie, don't kill Yui, okay?" I said, as I turned and began walking down the hill, where Yui was waiting. "Yui, this is Pinkamena; Pinkie, this is Yui. Let's go." I said, walking right by Yui and continuing toward the direction of the Super Duper Mart. "Greetings, Miss Pinkamena." Yui greeted with politeness, probably bowing. "Hello, Yui." Pinkie said with some confusion in her voice. I let out a chuckle, which sounded like I was chocking, due to my helmet. "Um, are you alright there, Wolff?" Pinkie asked, clearly not used to my laughter while I'm wearing my helmet. "Yes, I was just laughing at your reaction to one of my slaves." I said, still up beat from the first reaction to Yui. "You have slaves?!" Pinkie shouted the questions. "Um, yes, there are three of us in Wolff's house. Rex, Avis, and I are Wolff-Dono's slaves. Sargent Gun-Gust is the servant bot of the house." Yui informed Pinkie as we walked. There was no response. "Odd," I thought to myself, "She normally isn't this quiet." I turned to find why there was no response. She was gone. Crap. "Well, so much for thinking I would scare all opponents away with just my presence." I said aloud. Before I even began to search for a hint as to where Pinkie went, I saw some Raiders running, with Pinkie restrained. Without a word to Yui, I began to sprint toward the Raider group.
It took about 20 minutes to find where the Raiders suddenly hid whilst they ran from me. Yui and I are hiding behind a large rock watching the Raiders and Pinkie. Now that I could see the whole group, I noticed that there were three Raiders. These Raiders… I have worked for them before. The names of these three Raiders of whom I had worked for were: Randy, Candy and Gustav. Then, before I burst out at them, I heard the ongoing conversation. "So, you're the sister of the Lone Wanderer." Candy said, mockingly. "Yup, that is me." Pinkie said, carelessly. "So, where is your brother now, hm? Not close enough to help I suspect." Gustav said, also mocking Pinkie. "Correct, but I don't need him to defend Me." said a tied up Pinkie. "You don't, eh? Then defend yourself against this!" shouted Gustav as he shoved his member into Pinkie's mouth. This clearly this upset Pinkie, as she bit down. With this distraction, I popped up from behind the rock and shot my plasma rifle at Candy and Randy's heads. After the two women turned to a glowing green liquid, I ran up to Pinkie as she spat something out.
Author's Note: Well, this turned out a bit odd, yes? And yes, I am referencing Cupcakes, so don't ask. Please leave a comment. If it is a question, I will answer it in the next chapter.