Twilight Town (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Tomatoes! Get your tomatoes here!" A Twilighter exclaimed as several Twilighters were holding tomatoes and they were looking at Doopliss tied to a pole.

"I'll take the first hit." Hades said as he walked over to Doopliss and punched him.

"AGH!"

"That was for turning the lord of the underworld into a pig!" He said as he walked away while Happy kicked him, then he flew off.

"Alright, ready...aim...FIRE!" Mayor Dour ordered as the Twilighters started throwing tomatoes at the poor Duplighost, as he was just yelling in agony.

"There's plenty more where that came from, you monster!" A Twilighter exclaimed as he leaned over to get some more, but felt nothing on the stand. "Huh?" He wondered as he looked to see Yuyuko eating the last one. "HEY!"

"What? I haven't eaten since I got captured!"

"I captured you and left you for half an hour and you're STILL hungry?!" Doopliss exclaimed.

"I can't help it if I'm always hungry!"

"I got some more tomatoes!" A female Twilighter said as Natsu picked up one.

"THIS ONE IS FOR HAPPY!" He yelled and threw it.

"Gah!"

"Well let's head back. We've all had our fun." Worldwalker said.

Youmu and Yukari were pulling back Yuyuko. "Come on, let's go." Yukari said.

"No! I want to eat some more!" Yuyuko exclaimed, but unfortunately for her, Yukari and Youmu put her into the warp pipe.

"Is she always a garbage gut?" Minene asked.

"You have NO idea." Youmu sighed as they all hopped into the warp pipe.

Shadow Sirens (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Hmph, that traitorous Vivian is on their side now." Beldam folded her arms. "It's like she WANTS to get punished."

"Guh." Marilyn said.

"Hmm..." Beldam looked at Doopliss. "I have an idea, but we'll wait until the Twilighters get tired of it."

Rogueport Sewers (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Man, I wanted to eat more." Yuyuko sighed.

"You eat a lot more than fire head over here." Gray said. "I've never seen anyone eat a lot of tomatoes in one sitting."

"You should've seen her during the feast at the Hakurei shrine." Youmu said.

"It's not MY fault Reimu made everything look taste good! Sakuya made some delicious foods too!" Yuyuko sighed.

"You ate everything, didn't you?" Minene asked.

"No, I just had one of everything. I'm not THAT crazy." Yuyuko said. "Sheesh."

"...Well, she did eat all of the brownies before anyone else had a piece." Youmu said and then the SP mailbox went off as Mario took it out.

Dear Mario, I have some interesting news. Remember when I said that there's a demon at the Thousand Year Door? Turns out, it's a demon soul and the Crystal Stars are the key to opening it. Conveniently, they also seal the demon away. I hope you stay safe with your Fairy Tail friends! – Peach

"Well that's rude, she didn't even mention us!" Yuyuko said.

"That's probably because she doesn't know we're here with them." Minene said as she then noticed Luigi and Youmu going pale. "...Oh..."

"Hello?" Cloud waved his hand in front of Youmu and Luigi. "Hello? Anyone in there?"

"A d-demon...soul..." Luigi said before fainting.

"...He's fine." Gray said as they walked over to the Thousand Year Door while Gajeel had Luigi on his shoulder while having Levy on his other shoulder.

"Are her legs broken?" Link asked.

"No. He usually carries me like this." Levy said. "You get used to it."

The Thousand Year Door (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Why is the door so unnecessarily big?" Yuyuko asked.

"That's what we've all been wondering. Don't worry about it." Gray said as the map floated up and then floated down as they all looked to see an island popping up in front of them.

"Well, it looks like we're going to an island." Lucy said.

Professor Frankly (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Well, this is most interesting." Frankly said. "The next Crystal Star is at Keelhaul Key."

"That's the island's name?" Erza asked.

"Yes," He nodded. "There's something very peculiar about that island though. Legend has it that the island is haunted."

"Haunted?!" Luigi and Youmu exclaimed.

"It's just a legend, it's not like it's actually haunted or anything. Though there have been many shipwrecks there lately." Frankly said. "Oh well."

"We could have Yukari gap us over there. There's no way I'm going on a boat." Natsu said.

"Oh, now where's the fun in that?" Yukari grinned.

Frankly chuckled. "Anyway, about this message that Peach sent. There's something that you all need to know regarding the Thousand Year Door."

"Besides being so unnecessarily big?" Natsu asked, causing Minene and Gajeel to snicker a little.

"Well, no. You see...a thousand years ago, a once beautiful town was destroyed by a demon, but fortunately, there were four heroes who defeated the demon and sealed it up in the thousand year door. However, the seal has been weakening over time."

"How weak is it now?" Mario asked.

"This is the thousandth year...so it's very weak at the moment."

"You mean that thing is gonna burst out at any moment?!" Luigi exclaimed.

"Well, it's not exactly when the seal will actually break, but it will be soon. But nothing to worry about at the moment."

"Well, I'm going to have nightmares..." Luigi muttered.

"Oh, there's nothing to worry about." Frankly said. "So go on and collect those Crystal Stars to seal the demon back up in case if it breaks out."

"Right." Erza nodded.

"Anyway, you definitely need a captain for the ship and there is a good captain in town. He goes by the name of Flavio...he was last seen in the inn." Frankly said.

"Okay." Mario nodded as they took off to the inn.

Rogueport (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Alright, what does Flavio look like?" Youmu wondered.

Mokou spotted someone. "How about that guy with the pirate outfit?" She asked, pointing to the guy who was just singing to himself with a red skull crystal.

"Oh sure, make it TOO easy for us." Gray said as they walked over to Flavio.

Have a Nice Talk (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)

"Excuse us, but are you Flavio?" Erza asked.

"Indeed, I am." He said. "What is it that you want?"

"We're looking for some sort of ship to get to Keelhaul Key. Maybe you have a ship?" Worldwalker asked.

"Maybe I do...maybe I don't. I was a sailor long ago and I don't feel like going back out to sea, so you mi-"

"Mario has a map." Worldwalker said.

"Say what now?" Flavio asked as Mario showed him the map. "Well, I was planning on going back out to sea anyway." He said. "I'll show you my ship, come on!" He said as he took off and they all followed as they saw Flavio's ship.

"Whoa..." Lucy said.

"We have to get on that thing?" Gajeel asked.

"I'm not looking forward to that." Natsu muttered.

"I've got Troia, I can get you guys situated." Wendy said. "How long does it take to get to Keelhaul Key."

"Depending on the weather...four days. More if the weather is REALLY bad." Flavio said.

Wendy sweatdropped. "Um...okay, maybe if I use it sporadically..." She said. "...Or maybe not at all."

"What's wrong?" Minene asked.

"Um...if it's used continuously, it'll become useless..." Wendy sighed.

"Oh."

"It also takes a while for it for the Troia to get out of their systems, so...this is going to be quite the long journey." Carla said.

"Well, this is awkward." Cloud said.

"There's just one problem...we need a navigator." Flavio said.

Lucy took out a key. "Leave it all to me." She said and took out a silver key. "OPEN! GATE OF THE COM-"

"Um, Flavio...there IS a navigator, you know." A Bob-omb interrupted Lucy.

"Oh? Who is this navigator, Pa-Patch?"

"His name is Admiral Bobbery." He replied. "He's a world famous sailor and he lives in this town."

"Really? Hmm...interesting. Could I have some of you go find this Bobbery?"

"I'll go!" Natsu said and took off.

"Oh no you don't! I'll go find him first!" Gajeel took off after Natsu.

"I'll go after them." Minene said as she went after the two Dragon Slayers.

Rogueport

"Where is that old sailor, anyway?" Gajeel wondered.

"I dunno." Natsu shrugged.

"Um, guys? Who don't we just ask Frankly? Maybe he'll know." Minene suggested.

"Bobbery's probably at the inn." Natsu said as he went in while Gajeel followed him.

"...Honestly, it's like those two always compete for something." She muttered and walked to Professor Frankly's house. "Hey uh, do you know where a guy named Admiral Bobbery lives?"

"Bobbery? Yeah, he's next door." He replied as Minene nodded and went over to Bobbery's house.

"Hey, you in here?" She asked as she knocked on the door.

"Nobody is home." A voice said.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Oh yeah? Then how come I heard your voice?"

"This is a recorded message."

"How convenient that there's a recorded message for whenever someone knocks on the door." Minene folded her arms totally unconvinced. "I know you're in there."

"I TOLD you that I'm not in here!"

"Then how come you're just talking to me? I'm pretty sure recorded messages don't do that."

"Uh...this is a totally special recorded message."

"...I'm coming in."

"No one's in here! Besides, the door is locked."

"I don't need any doors to go in a building."

"What, are you going to climb up the roof and go down the chimney? Because I'm going to build a fire to block you from doing that."

"No, I used the floor."

"Huh?" Bobbery turned around to see Minene leaning on a wall with a smirk.

"Sup?"

"How did you do that and what do you want with me?"

"God powers and you're needed to be a navigator on a ship."

"I am not going back out to sea."

"Why?"

"It's none of your concern."

"Well, I'm part god so you'll have to tell me anyway."

"No."

"Oh, yes you are!"

Bobbery walked over to the door and unlocked it. "No, I am NOT and you WILL leave!"

"I am not stepping foot out of this house until you come with me."

"Well, prepare to be disappointed because I am NOT going."

"Don't make me pick you up."

"You wouldn't."

"Oh, I would." Minene smirked.

"Sorry, but I will NOT allow it." He said as Minene picked him up. "PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!"

"No way, buster!" She said as she attempted to walk out, but Bobbery managed to close the door. "Hey!" She growled as he then exploded in her face, blasting her to a wall. "Gah!"

"I will NOT be leaving!"

Minene growled and cracked her knuckles. "Buddy, you just pissed off the wrong woman."

Frankly was just reading something when he suddenly heard yelling and explosives all around. "What the devil is going on over there?" He wondered.

"I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE. I AM NOT LEAVING!" Bobbery yelled.

"YOU'RE MAKING THIS HARDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE!" Minene yelled.

"Then maybe this will change his mind." A voice said as they looked to see Natsu and Gajeel leaning in the doorway as there was a piece of paper in Natsu's hand.

"What is that?" Bobbery asked.

"A letter from your lover, Scarlette." Gajeel replied.

Bobbery's eyes widened. "Wh-what? G-give it to me!" He said as Natsu gave it to him.

Roxas (Kingdom Hearts II)

Dear Bobbery, if you are reading this...I am most likely dead. You're probably going to blame yourself because you weren't with me at the time. Do not blame yourself, you are a great captain and I will love you always. – Scarlette.

"...I need a moment." Bobbery said as he walked into the other room.

"Did I miss something?" Minene asked.

"Bobbery loved to travel the seas and one day he met a Bob-omb named Scarlette." Gajeel explained. "Those two loved each other a lot. Whenever the ocean called for him, he'd be there and he'd leave his girl out there...but she still loved him even though he'd be gone for possibly months."

"Then one day, she contracted a fever while the guy was out to sea, he didn't know about it...but when he came back. It was too late." Natsu explained. "Ever since that day, he blamed himself."

"You got all of that from the inn?" Minene asked.

"Yep." Natsu nodded.

Minene looked at the other room. "That explains why he was so stubborn. Poor guy." She said when Bobbery came back out.

"So, you're looking for a navigator? You found the right guy." Bobbery said and glanced at Minene. "Uh...sorry for blowing up in your face."

"It's fine..." Minene said as they took off back to Flavio's ship.

Rogueport

"Hey, we found him!" Natsu exclaimed.

"Good!" Flavio said as they hopped up on the ship...although Minene had to literally drag the two Dragon slayers at. "While you were gone, I chose a captain."

"Who is it, Mario?" Gajeel asked.

"No." A voice said as they looked to see Erza coming down the steps in a pirate outfit, complete with an eye patch, a hat, a hook and a cutlass sword. "That'd be me."

Natsu shuddered. "Yikes...and I thought you were scary before!"

"She's a pirate alright..." Gajeel folded his arms. "Gihi, a pirate who likes strawberry shortcake."

"Strawberry shortcake?" Flavio asked. "Ah, that is the best cake in the entire world if I do say so myself."

"See? Someone agrees." Erza looked at Gajeel.

"Let's just get this thing over with." Gajeel muttered.

"We need a compass." Bobbery said. "I may be a navigator but navigators still need compasses."

"OPEN! GATE OF THE COMPASS! PYXIS!" Lucy yelled as Pyxis appeared in front of them.

"That'll do." Bobbery said as they got to the front of the ship.

"Let's go." Erza said as the ship started moving and Natsu and Gajeel immediately got sick.

The Great Sea (Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker)

"Are you serious?" Vivian asked.

"Wow...that's...sad." Yuyuko said.

An X-Naut revealed himself while the ship was headed off. "Grodus to X-Naut, Captain Four-Eyes is with the heroes. I repeat, Captain Four Eyes is with the heroes."

"Is he really a captain?" Grodus asked.

"...No, but he sound more epic if you call him that." He said as he then noticed a smaller ship going after the ship.

"GO GO GO!" A certain red ninja Koopa ordered.

"...What do those Koopas have against that ship?" The X-Naut asked before shrugging. "Oh well, who can tell?"
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If you're wondering what the pirate outfit looks like, just picture the Mii outfit from Smash Bros.

Also: There's gonna be a live action Mega Man movie made by 20th Century Fox. ...May Palutena have mercy on the blue bomber...