Grodus's Room (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"HE is threatening ME?" Grodus asked.

"Yes, Sir Grodus...he has threatened to come after you after saving his precious sister." Crump said.

"I had no idea that our space princess is his sister." Grodus folded his arms. "Fascinating."

"How is it fascinating?"

"He thinks he can save his sister...but alas...I have something up my sleeve. He thinks he can just threaten me and go on with his life. Ha!" He walked over to the intercom. "ROB...do you hear me?"

"Yes, sir Grodus...I can hear you."

"Stop electrifying the princess. I have a better idea." Grodus said as ROB turned off the electricity while Rosalina was left panting. "You see...her brother is coming to save her."

Rosalina heard this and her eyes widened. "C-Cody...?!"

"I want you...to eliminate the princess once he enters that room." Grodus said. "I don't care if you use any of your so-called Smash Bros attacks, just do anything you can to eliminate her once and for all. In fact, I will come over there and let you use a ray gun."

"Understood." ROB said.

"We have ray guns?" Crump asked once Grodus turned off the intercom.

"Of course."

"Then how come you never let us USE them in the first place? We would've eliminated Fairy Tail and the Mario Bros just like that!"

"Because ray guns are used by wild animals...and we are NOT wild animals! Could you imagine what would happen if they fell into the wrong hands? Chaos, that's what!"

"Good point...but we're bad guys, aren't we?"

"Hey, just because we're bad doesn't mean we're wild animals." Grodus said. "Anyway, I want you to go to Twilight Town and pick up that bomb that Vivian left behind...and then use it the next time you see them."

"Got it." Crump nodded. "And with that, POW! I'm gone!" He said and took off.

"Hmph...i'll show that Vivian what it means to betray us." Grodus muttered.

Meanwhile...

Have a Nice Talk (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)

Peach walked in. "So, what's new?" She asked.

"Um...I want you to do something dangerous."

Peach blinked. "Dude, I can handle dangerous. I've saved the Mario Bros from Bowser a long time ago and I was in three Smash Bros tournaments, how dangerous can this be?"

"Have you ever made a potion?"

"Well, uh...no. I've seen E. Gadd make a potion once...it ended with his lab blowing up."

"Well you see..." TEC started. "I want you to go to Grodus's room."

"Grodus? Alright, I'll go put that smelly outfit back on."

"No no no, not that. No one is allowed in Grodus's room when he's away...there's a guard that will fry anyone who tries to enter the room."

"Well that's a bit much." Peach sweatdropped.

"Don't worry...i'll guide you through it." TEC said as the ear piece came up. "You might need this again." He said as Peach nodded and put it in her ear as she took off.

X-Naut Fortress (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Alright, so where am I going?" She asked. "Some sort of lab?"

"How did you know?"

"Dude, you said potions."

"Oh that's right, I did."

"Oh brother." Peach sighed as she got out of the elevator.

"Go to the room with the green light." TEC ordered as Peach nodded and walked in the door as she saw the lab.

"Interesting..." She said as she looked around.

"Now, you see the potions? I'd like you to put them into the slots. There's a lot of convenient sticky notes in there to help you."

"Man, it's like the X-Nauts WANT me to sneak around." Peach giggled as she read and studied the sticky notes until she correctly placed them in and placed the cup on the conveyor belt. "Now I just turn this on, right?"

"Correct. Once it goes to those potions, press the button when it's above one of them." TEC instructed as Peach nodded and it did just that, and then the cup then went to the heating section. "Do you have a watch?"

"There's a clock in here."

"That'll work. Heat it up for thirty seconds." TEC instructed as Peach nodded and then she pressed the button to heat it up, and then she watched the clock. Once thirty seconds have passed, she pressed the button again as it slowly made its way over to the end. "According to my calculations, it should work. I'd like you to drink all of it."

"ALL of it?"

"Just pretend it's like lemonade."

"Got it." Peach said and then she drank it. "...Huh...interesting flavor." She said as she turned invisible. "...Cool!"

"Unfortunately, it doesn't make your clothes invisible..."

"So you're saying I have to take my clothes off?"

"Yes."

"Oh dear." Peach sweatdropped as she took them off and took her crown off. "What about this ear piece?"

"It blends in. No one will notice it."

"I hope not." Peach said as she walked out.

"Does anyone smell perfume again?" An X-Naut asked.

"I know who it is! It's Zelda!" Another exclaimed as they turned...but they saw nothing. "...Or maybe not."

"Then why the heck do we smell perfume?" Another asked as Peach casually walked to the main doors before looking at a certain room.

"I'm curious." Peach said.

"I won't let that stop you..." TEC said as she took a quick peek to as Peach saw Grodus chatting with ROB while she saw fear in Rosalina's eyes.

"I want to hurt Grodus so bad..." Peach growled as she walked in.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Peach, what are you doing?" TEC asked as she simply walked up to Grodus and kicked him in between the legs.

"GAH!" Grodus yelled as he fell on his knees.

"Sir Grodus?" ROB asked as he was right by his side.

"Don't worry, Rosie...I will get you out of here soon." Peach whispered.

Peach? Rosalina thought as she looked around as Peach walked over to the control set.

If I free her now, she'd just get captured again... Peach thought and noticed the ray gun. Does it have a stun feature? She wondered and then soon discovered that it doesn't. Shoot...it only has a kill feature. She thought and looked at Rosalina. Sorry... She thought as she ran out.

"You okay?" ROB asked.

"I somehow got kicked between the legs, what do YOU think?!"

Peach...was that really you? Rosalina thought.

X-Naut Fortress

"You couldn't resist, could you?" TEC asked.

"He deserves it." Peach replied as she walked over to Grodus's room and went in. "Whoa...not what I was expecting."

"What were you expecting?"

"Chains, mideval weapons, chainsaws...you name it." Peach replied.

"Uh...where did you get that idea?" TEC asked.

"I have no clue." Peach shrugged as she walked over and pulled out a disc drive. "You want me to put this in his computer, right?"

"Correct." TEC nodded as Peach did just that, and a few seconds later, it was fully downloaded. "Thank you, I'll analyze this." He said as she nodded and walked back to the lab. "Now...you see that orange potion? It'll turn you back to normal."

"Okay...just hang on; I gotta get my clothes back on." She said as she put her clothes on and then went over to the orange potion and then she drank it, turning completely visible again. "Ah...much better." She said and then walked back to TEC's room.

Have a Nice Talk

"So what was so dangerous about that?" Peach asked.

"There was nothing dangerous...well...maybe except for that little part with Grodus."

Peach grinned. "Daisy rubbed off on me." She said. "So, are you done analyzing?"

"No, I'm still working on that."

"Okay...let me know when you're done analyzing." Peach said and then walked out.

"Princess Peach...I will always protect you." TEC said.

Meanwhile...

Bowser's theme (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Hmph...interesting way to get into this village." Bowser said, glancing at his written name on his fist.

"How could you fit into that warp pipe?" Hammer Bro asked.

"That's the ONE thing that bothers you?" General Guy asked. "What about the time he went into the warp pipe to the Sprixie Kingdom? I'd like to know how he got in THAT."

"It's a secret to everybody." Bowser chuckled as they then spotted Lord Crump looking through the grass.

"Let's see...where's that blasted thing..." Crump muttered as he spotted something. "Wait a minute...AHA!" He yelled as he picked it up. "With this bomb, I'll be able to crush Fairy Tail and the Mario Bros!" He chuckled.

"Did you say what I think you just said?" Bowser asked as Crump turned around to see Bowser and his group. "Hand that bomb over to me and I will personally take care of them."

"Ha! I'd like to see you try! I saw them first!"

"A friend of Mario is an enemy of mine! GIVE IT TO ME." Bowser ordered.

"No way, bozo!"

"Give it to me RIGHT now or I will be forced to make drastic measures!"

"Like what?" Crump challenged as Bowser nodded at General Guy.

"KOOPA TROOP! FORM UP!" He ordered as the Koopa Troop suddenly showed up.

The Art of War (Team Fortress 2)

"Whoa." Crump said. "Two can play at that game." He smirked. "X-NAUTS!" He yelled as a lot of X-Nauts showed up as well.

"Oh ho! This is going to be epic!" Junior exclaimed.

"Are you willing to surrender?" Bowser asked.

"Not when I have this!" Crump pulled out the bomb and threw it.

"INCOMING!" Hammer Bro yelled as it bounced off of Bowser's chest.

"...HA! You call that a bomb? You didn't even light it! Rookie mistake!" He smirked. "Let me show you how it's done!" He said as he breathed fire at it.

"...Crud." Crump sweatdropped.

"Uh...your nastiness...I don't think it was a wise idea." Kamek said.

"What makes you say that?" Bowser asked and then...the bomb exploded.

King of Awesomeness? More like... *puts on sunglasses* The King of Stupidness.