Hello everyone! Yes it is me again, and I've finally updated 'Demons and Vampires'!!!! Mwhahaha
I am so very sorry for the long wait, but I'm having trouble finding inspiration the last few weeks...
I hope you all enjoy this chapter, even though it's only a filler. And I tried to put in a little humour for you lot.
Disclaimer: If Naruto would been mine... Oh the wonderful this I would do (drools)
Warnings: Occ-ness, shounen-ai, yaoi, bad language.. And a new one... MPREG IN FUTURE CHAPTERS~!
Sasuke walked towards Naruto and helped him stand up. He grabbed one of Naruto's arms and slung it around his shoulders. Then he wrapped his arm around Naruto's waist. They slowly, but steadily, walked up the stairs. When they reached Naruto's room Sasuke guided him to the bed and sat them down and then let Naruto go.
"Thanks Sasuke. Uhm, I hope I didn't hurt you much…" Naruto turned and looked at Sasuke with a faint blush.
"It doesn't matter. I was the one that ran after you, remember?"
"Yeah…"
It was silent for a while until Sasuke readjusted himself and leaned backwards against the wall.
"This Orochimaru guy, who is he?
Naruto moved and leaned against the wall next to Sasuke. "He's a traitor."
"Why?"
"Well, let's say he tried to use me for experiments. Remember when I got so mad at Sakura? She asked me the same thing he did, he was just 'asking' about the Kyuubi."
"Hn. Why's everyone so interested in the Kyuubi then?"
"He, along with his eight other siblings were the first demons. And very 2000 years or so he's revived in the form of someone else."
"And this person was you this time."
"Yes, do you remember Gaara? The boy with the red hair. He has Shukaku, one of Kyuubi's brothers inside him."
"Are there more siblings reincarnated at the moment?"
"No, only the Kyuubi no Yoko and Ichibi no Shukaku."
It was silent again and Sasuke looked over at Naruto. Suddenly the image of Naruto with his fox ears and tail came into his mind and he almost smiled.
"Tell me more, about your kind."
"Oh, well you have different types of demons." Naruto started.
"You have some who can summon their inner demon to fight alongside them. For example, the frog Jiraiya was riding on earlier is his and my father can do it as well.
"There are also some who tap into their demons power to control their element. Iruka is a dolphin demon and can therefore use water as his weapon.
"Then you have demons like Neji who access their powers to use special techniques. Since he's a Hyuuga he's a Byakugan demon. The Byakugan are demons with enhanced eyesight that can see someone else's charka flow.
"And then you have Gaara and I, because we each 'wield' one of the most powerful demons we can do all of that. Pretty handy. I'm a special case on two points. I'm able to create a human form for Kyuubi and am the only one who can do so with their demon and my element is wind even though Kyuu's element is fire."
Sasuke chuckled. He should have known it was something like that. "But who's stronger. You or Gaara?"
A foreign weight pressed down on his shoulder and Sasuke smiled when he saw Naruto had fallen asleep. He moved to get off of the bed but Naruto's head slid off of his shoulder and onto his lap. Almost immediately Naruto's arms wrapped themselves around Sasuke's waist.
The raven was shocked and tried to get out of Naruto's grip, but it was useless. The blond seemed like he was hanging on for dear life. He listened to Naruto's steady breathing and felt at peace. His eyes fell on his blond hair.
"I wonder…" Sasuke placed his hand on top of the blonds' head and started playing with the hair.
Naruto leaned into the touch and Sasuke held his breath hoping he hadn't woken him up. Nothing happened and Sasuke closed his eyes as he continued to play with the sunshine blond hair. Slowly he drifted off into sleep as well.
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Minato walked up the stairs. It had been a tiring day. He had interrogated Orochimaru's accomplice for three long hours. Without any progress.
He could hardly keep his eyes open anymore. But forced them to stay open anyway because he wanted to check up on Naruto. He reached his son's room and gaped at the sight in front of him. Naruto was lying on his side with his head on Sasuke's lap and his arm's wrapped around the Uchiha's waist. One of Sasuke's hands was entangled into the blond hair.
"Ohmygawd~! So kawaii!! Everyone come look!"
Fugaku, Itachi, Kakashi, Iruka and Jiraiya appeared next to him in no time. They all looked at the two in front of them and smiled. Itachi rushed to his room and came back with a digital camera and took some pictures.
"There, for memories. And of course blackmail purposes in the future." He showed the best picture to the rest and Jiraiya smirked. Too bad for him Minato noticed.
"Jiraiya, what are you smirking about?"
"Perfect! Just perfect for my research! I've always wanted to write a yaoi series!" Jiraiya grabbed a notebook and a pen and started sketching the sleeping boys and made small notes.
"No! You're not using my son as inspiration for your Icha Icha Paradise books!" Minato snatched the notebook and hid it under his cloak. He didn't look fazed as Jiraiya started shouting at him.
"Now we really know why Naruto calls him Ero-Sennin." Itachi said as Kakashi nodded.
Naruto stirred and Itachi took another picture when his eyes opened. "Welcome back, comfy?"
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Naruto softly purred when he felt warmth surround him by the person he was holding. He was very comfortable and whoever it was, he wasn't planning on letting go just yet. He heard a faint click and some people talking.
"For memories… black mail purposes." What strange, whoever it was sounded like Itachi.
"Not using….son…..inspiration…Icha Icha… books!"
This person sounded more like his father. He knew he wasn't fully awake yet but decided to open his eyes anyway. He heard another click and looked at Itachi.
"Welcome back, comfy?" He asked and Naruto looked up to see who he was holding. Then his eyes widened.
"Aaahh!" He let go of Sasuke and scrambled to hide under his covers. Because of the sudden movement Sasuke fell to the side and woke up as well.
"What the hell? Who woke me up?"
He sat back up and rubbed the back off his head. Then he turned his attention to the doorway and blinked when he saw everyone standing in the doorway. Itachi made another picture and Sasuke jumped off of the bed to grab the camera. But Itachi held it above his head and Sasuke wasn't able to reach it.
"What's going on here? Why are you people in my room?" Naruto shouted and everyone stopped what they were doing.
"Well I came to check up on you and tell you…" Minato started.
"Tell me what?"
A sigh. "Ok, what day is it today?"
"Today is…" Naruto looked at his digital clock "The seventh of October."
"And what day is it three days from now?"
"That would make it the tenth my birthday and- Hey my birthday! Oh I know, you planned a party didn't you?"
Minato nodded and Naruto came out from under the covers and jumped out of bed. Completely having forgotten that he was only wearing his orange boxers. The elder blond smiled and motioned for the others to leave him and his son alone. They all left and Minato sat on his son's bed until the boy managed to calm down.
Naruto took a deep breath and cheerfully sat down next to his father. They talked about how many people were coming and when Minato said they were planning to turn the ball room into a club Naruto got even more excited.
Then he started telling his father what kind of foods and beverages he wanted at the party. Who weren't allowed to step foot within the manor and with every person a long story as to why. He kept talking about the preparations and wouldn't stop. So Minato had to slap him.
"Good, now that we've settled that. Tell me what happened between you and Sasuke while I was gone." Minato said and he smirked when his son blushed.
"We were talking about our kind, the demons, and he actually listened to me for once. Believe it or not dad, I kind of willingly told him about Kyuubi."
"Willingly? So you two can make an effort to get along with each other." Minato joked.
"Oh haha very funny! Stoic bastard that he is. I just felt at ease. The only thing I don't understand is why I feel asleep like that!" Naruto growled and tugged at his hair.
"Don't ask me. So you like him?"
"Ew dad, gross!"
"No baka! As a friend of course."
"Oh, he's ok I guess."
"Good, because he and Itachi will be attending your party. They need to learn people skills… Get dressed and I'll meet you downstairs for breakfast. Bye~!"
Minato stood up and waved as he walked out of the room, leaving his shocked son to register what he had said. The second his foot touched the last step of the stairs he heard Naruto scream. He entered the kitchen snickering and walked in when Fugaku had just finished explaining to his sons that they were to attend Naruto's party.
Itachi only shrugged and started eating again but Sasuke looked a little uncomfortable with the idea. Minato saw that Sasuke's eyes betrayed him, they were filled with excitement. Minato had heard Sasuke didn't like parties, so he was going to make sure that this one would prove otherwise.
After Minato thought of something perfect he spotted his son walking down the stairs. Naruto was wearing knee-length black jeans and a sleeveless orange t-shirt with a hood. He also had black sweat bands on his wrists and a black hair band
(A/N: Like his Hitai-ite in Shipudden only without the plate) to keep his hair from falling in front of his face. He sat down next to his father and grabbed some toast.
"Dad." Naruto said
"Yes son?"
"You suck."
"No I don't" Minato smirked inwardly when Naruto glared at him. "Straight men like me don't suck, and if we do it's occasionally and either on a lollypop or a popsicle."
Itachi choked on his milk and it slid down his chin as he suppressed his laughter. Kakashi wasn't holding it in though, but Naruto didn't seem pleased. "You spend to much time with Ero-Sennin!. Tch pervert…"
"It's kind of hard not to. He was my sensei and is now my right-hand man." Minato stated. With a red face Naruto quickly stood up and muttered something about 'going out back to train' The back door slammed shut and it was silent for a moment.
"Do they ever grow up Fugaku?"
"They do actually. Itachi was ok at that age, but Sasuke has an attitude just like Naruto."
"I'm sitting right next to you father." Sasuke gave his father an angry look which was returned with an 'I-know' look.
Sasuke sighed and looked out the window. His father explained that the three of them were going to the market place back home so they could each buy a present for Naruto. And to his word, Sasuke, Itachi and Fugaku were walking through the market place an hour later. After a while Sasuke parted with them to search on his own. He spotted a small shop and walked into it, that's when he saw it. The perfect present for Naruto. A necklace with a blue gem stood out and he immediately walked towards it.
An old woman approached him from behind and she bowed. "What an honour to have the youngest prince inside my store. Is there anything I can help you with my lord?"
Sasuke nodded. "I would like to purchase this necklace, for a friend."
"Oh a good choice indeed." She walked over to the glass stand and opened the door and then reached in to grab the necklace. "It is said that this necklace protects the person who wears it. Whoever you're buying it for must be very special."
She smiled when she saw Sasuke hadn't heard the last thing she said and walked towards the cash register. She opened a drawer and placed a few boxes on the counter. Sasuke choose a black one and the old woman carefully placed the necklace into the box and wrapped a red string around it and tied a bow on the top. He paid her and they bid farewell before he walked out of the store. Then he gently placed the box into his coat pocket and went to find his brother and father.
It didn't take long to do so. A giant crowd of fan girls quickly gave away their current position. Sasuke pushed his way through them and reached his father and brother who were looking rather uncomfortable.
"Ah Sasuke, we were just looking for you."
"Good, I'm here now so let's go back-"
"Sasuke-kun!" Two girls latched onto his arms and he groaned inwardly when he saw who they were.
"How are you today Sasuke-kun?"
"Stupid Ino-pig! I was going to ask that!"
"Too bad big forehead girl! First come first served." Ino stuck her tongue out at Sakura.
"Whatever, so Sasuke. How is Naruto-kun doing?"
"Fine."
"That's good. I heard that it's almost his birthday. Is he going to celebrate it?"
"Yes." Sasuke growled and managed to get out of their grip. To his surprise Sakura was holding a big envelope in her hands with 'Naruto' written it. She gave it to him.
"Please give this to Naruto for me. They're designs. Just tell him that they are from me and he'll know what you're talking about."
"Sure, I'll give it to him." Sakura smiled and bowed. Then she turned to the group of fan girls.
"Okay girls, get going. The Uchiha's have other important business to attend to!" The girls groaned and slowly walked away. Sakura looked at Sasuke and whispered 'thanks' before running off with Ino.
Sasuke watched the two girls run off. He turned to his father and gave him a puzzled look. "She did something good. Is the world ending or something? Maybe it's the Apocalypse?"
Fugaku shrugged and motioned his sons to follow him. Along the way Itachi asked Sasuke what he had bought for the blond demon. Sasuke glared at him and told him it was none of his business.
When they arrived at the manor Sasuke noticed that Naruto was still training out back. Minato bumped into him and sped off with a box without apologizing. Just as Sasuke walked towards the stairs Kakashi grabbed his arm and pulled him to the newly transformed ballroom. And now there he was, hanging up decorations alongside Kakashi and Iruka.
Suddenly several shouts came from outside. The three came out of the ballroom and walked outside. There several people were standing divided into two groups. Kakashi and Sasuke went to join the vampires while Iruka took his place next to Minato by the demons.
"Show us then demons! We hear many a story about the almighty fox demon and the old pervert mentioned something about it being irresistible?"
Jiraiya chuckled nervously as glares were sent his way. Naruto scowled. "Fine, but don't go whining if Kyuubi doesn't live up to your expectations!"
Naruto closed his eyes and red chakra surrounded him before moving to his right side. It swirled like a tornado and a human figure slowly appeared inside of it. The chakra pulsated and disappeared into the person.
The vampires watched in suspense. A boy who looked a lot like Naruto opened his eyes. His hairstyle was exactly like the blonds only a deep red and his eyes were crimson and had slits for pupils, much like cats eyes. He had a tight red muscle shirt on with the kanji for 'Kitsune' on it and leather pants. Many vampires started arguing about Jiraiya being a scheming liar, but they stopped when they heard Kyuubi snarl at them.
"Shut up filthy bloodsuckers! Damn you all for giving me a headache. What did you call me here for kit?"
"Well Kyuu." Naruto said with a teasing tone in his voice. "Jiraiya apparently told them something about you being irresistible. I think he meant your female form though."
"I see…" Kyuubi grumbled with his low voice.
"How about now?" A petite girl came into Kyuubi's place. Her long red hair reaching until below her waist. A tight red belly shirt showed off a lot of cleavage and a leather mini skirt showed off long, tanned legs.
One of the vampires slowly inched forward and reached out to touch Kyuubi. When he did she giggled. The vampire turned around and gave the others a thumbs up.
He turned back to Kyuubi and didn't even have time to gasp when her fist connected with his face. The punch sent him flying across the field. Kyuubi laughed and turned to see Naruto had also changed into his female form. Wearing exactly the same clothes only with an orange shirt instead of a red one and a blue skirt instead of a black one.
"Be careful. I'm feisty!" Kyuubi said with a smirk showing off her sharp canines.
"Irresistible, but dangerous!" Kyuubi and Naruto said in unison while making a pirouette on the spot then winking.
A few vampires ran off to treat their bleeding noses and a single one fainted. Both Kyuubi and Naruto reverted back to males and started to laugh. Several other demons joined them, Jiraiya as one of them. While Minato looked at them with a smirk. They had gotten what they wanted.
Slowly the rest of the vampires left, dragging their unconscious friends along with them. The rest of the demons left as well, but not before congratulating Naruto and Kyuubi on a job well done.
Naruto wrapped his arm around Kyuubi's shoulder and grinned. He wanted to walk back into the manor, only seeing that the youngest Uchiha was still standing in front of him. Of course Uchiha Sasuke was still standing in front of him, arrogant bastard. Ever since the bet the two had developed a rivalry.
"Sasuke-Teme."
"Usuratonkachi."
Kyuubi watched from behind Naruto how the two glared at each other. The demon knew they were rivals, but sheesh they were boring. Slowly he inched forward. It was time he spiced things up a little.
When he was close enough Kyuubi smirked and pushed Naruto forward. The blond yelped as he fell on top of Sasuke.
It was silent and Kyuubi moved to the side to see his handiwork. Perfect. Both were looking at each other in shock as their lips locked. It wasn't until Kyuubi started laughing that Sasuke pushed Naruto off of him.
"Dobe! What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Sasuke shouted as he wiped his mouth off with his sleeve.
"Me? You were the one who was standing in front of me when I tripped!"
"Is that what you call losing your balance when standing still? Tripping?!"
"Well, excuse me!"
"I ought of…"
"What?"
"Excuse me guys?" Kyuubi said as he tapped his foot.
"What now!?" Sasuke and Naruto snapped in unison.
"Can you keep it down..? I already have a headache. So please don't make it worse or suffer the consequences."
"Fine, you grumpy old fox…"
Naruto stalked over to the demon and grabbed his wrist and held onto it with a death grip. Then he dragged a smirking Kyuubi towards the manor.
Sasuke watched as they disappeared into the manor and fell backwards onto his back again and played with the long green grass between his fingers. He watched the clouds roll by, something he hadn't done in a long time and unconsciously moved one of his hands up to touch his lips.
The raven shook his head and stood back up. He pondered as he walked back inside. Wondering, how something that seemed so wrong could feel so right. He went back to his room and pulled out Naruto's present.
Tonight he was going to give the dobe his present, of course he had to get the blond away from all his friends first. Again Sasuke found himself wondering, this time about how Naruto would react when he opened his present.
With a smirk he placed the present on a desk. He had to get ready for a party.
Mwhaha! I just had to stop it there, I'm sorry.. xD
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