One Who Gets in Our Way (Xenoblade Chronicles)

Room 31 – Flages, Eggplant Wizard, Monoeye

"Why the heck are you throwing eggplants at us?!" Natsu said as he ran over and punched the Eggplant Wizard away…unfortunately, the eggplant happened to land on Gajeel.

"Please tell me this isn't permanent…" Gajeel growled as he went back to his normal self a few seconds later. "Ah…" He smirked and then punched the Eggplant Wizard in the face. "THAT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!"

Youmu shuddered. "If I was an eggplant…Lady Yuyuko would eat me."

"What a way to go." Minene sweatdropped after shooting the Flages and Wendy used Wing Attack on the Monoeye.

Room 32 – Darkrai

"Dark…" Darkrai said and used Dark Pulse on Mario.

"Whoa!" He exclaimed as he quickly dodged the attack as he pulled out a Fire Flower and then threw fireballs at him while Minene flew over and kicked it to a wall.

"FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!" He yelled, but Darkrai flew away and used Hypnosis to knock poor Salamander to the ground.

"What did he just do?" Wendy asked.

"Hypnosis." Laxus said as he fired lightning bolts at the Darkrai, causing it to growl and used Dark Pulse on him to knock him away a little, only for Darkrai to get hit in the face with a club, and Sting's Iron Fist and Youmu's danmaku.

"Darkrai…" Darkrai growled and used Dark Pulse directly at Wendy, but Gajeel got in the way and turned metal and took the hit.

"Heh, that all you got?" Gajeel asked and punched Darkrai to the wall while Erza just basically punched Natsu in the gut to wake him up.

"OW!" Natsu yelled as he got up and glared at her before getting up and finishing Darkrai off with an Iron Fist attack.

"Wait, isn't he a ghost?" Youmu tilted her head.

"He's a Dark type, actually." Mario said.

"That doesn't make sense." Youmu said as they continued onward.

Floor 33 – Goombas, Nutskis, a Zubat

"FREAKING ANNNOYING BAT!" Natsu yelled after he took care of the Goombas with Mario and Luigi as it used Supersonic on him. "AGH! QUIT DOING THAT!" he yelled. "FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!" He yelled…accidentally on Cobra.

"Hey! Watch it." Cobra growled.

"I didn't mean to! I thought you were the bat!"

"Are you for real right now?" Cobra asked as Minene scissor kicked the Zubat down and Youmu fired danmaku to get rid of it…and then the Nutskis were cut down by Erza.

Room 34 – Bumpety Bombs, Boomstomper

"I'll take care of the bombs." Natsu said. "FIRE DRAGON'S…"

"Wait wait wait, don't do it!" Luigi panicked.

"ROOOAR!" He yelled, causing the Bumpety Bombs to blow up…and everyone was in the humongous blast radius including the Boomstomper. "Alright, you're next!" Natsu said as he jumped up. "FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!" He yelled, annihilating the Boomstomper.

"Ugh…remind me to kill him when we're out of here." Sting said.

"Noted." Rogue muttered.

Room 35: Magikoopa, Bob-omb, Neoshadow

"SKY DRAGON'S ROAR!" Wendy yelled, using it on a Bob-omb and smacking it right into the Magikoopa and exploded. "Got it!" She grinned.

"I can hear you." Cobra said as he turned around. "POISON DRAGON ROAR!" He yelled, completely annihilating the Neoshadow.

Room 36 – Remilia Scarlet

"Remilia?" Youmu asked.

Remilia opened her eyes. "Hello." She said.

"What in the heck…are you a bat?" Natsu asked.

"Heh, I'm more than just a bat."

"…So you're a humanoid bat?"

"No, you dummy. I'm a vampire."

"Oh."

"A vampire, huh?" Minene smirked. "I wonder what it's be like if I slayed one."

"We shall see about that." Remilia smirked.

Septette for the Dead Princess (Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil)

"Divine Punishment: Young Demon Lord." Remilia said.

"Whoa!" Natsu dodged. "Sudden lasers much?!"

"If you want lasers…" Sting smirked. "WHITE DRAGON'S ROAR!" He yelled, as his roar connected into a stray laser, both collided and causing an explosion, as Youmu went through the smoke and slashed her several times, and firing danmaku of her own, only to get kicked away by Remilia, and then Minene appeared behind her and kicked her to the ground.

"Hope you like this present." Minene said, strapping a bomb behind her and then jumping back as it exploded.

"Gah!" Remilia growled. "You dirty little…" She pulled out another spell card. "Hell Sign: Mountain of a Thousand Needles."

"MAMA MIA!" Luigi yelled.

"This is insane!" Mario exclaimed.

"How many needles do you need, you crazy woman?!" Gajeel exclaimed. "IRON DRAGON'S ROAR!" He yelled.

"SKY DRAGON'S CLAW!" Wendy yelled.

"SHADOW DRAGON'S CLAW!" Rogue yelled.

"Hmph…not bad." Remilia said. "God Art: Vampire Illusion."

"WHERE THE HECK DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?!" Natsu yelled as he ran straight for her…only to get bombarded with Danmaku orbs. "Agh!"

"Poison Dragon's Fang Thrust!" He said as Remilia's eyes widened as she quickly flew away from Cobra. "Poison Dragon's Spiral Jaw!" He exclaimed, hitting Remilia dead center.

"Gah!" Remilia winced as she got up as she felt a little weakened. "Wh-what…?"

"Ha! You've been poisoned!" Natsu exclaimed as Erza went into Flight Armor and kicked her away from behind and then Minene used an uppercut and Youmu slashed her down.

"Scarlet Sign: Scarlet Meister." She said.

"SKY DRAGON'S ROAR!" Wendy yelled, attempting to blow away the danmaku back over to Remilia as she flew away from that, but she then started coughing.

Dang poison! Remilia thought as she flew over and slashed Youmu, but she blocked and then Youmu countered, slashing Remilia away and then she was hit by a grenade and hit the wall, and then got hit by Laxus's roar.

"It's over. Give up now." Cobra said.

"I'm not…DONE YET." Remilia said. "SCARLET GENSOKYO!"

"Okay, this is just too much!" Mario growled as they tried to avoid the danmaku, but they weren't very successful, but Erza summoned her Adamantine shield and charged forward, blocking the danmaku with her shield.

No way! Remilia thought as she tried to escape, but she fell on one knee. Not good… She growled as Minene jumped from behind Erza and flew directly to her. Crap!

"TAKE THIS!" She yelled and kicked her right in the head to knock her to the ground as she weakly got up, only for Erza to slash her to a wall.

"So are we done?" Natsu asked.

"It seems like it." Youmu said.

"Not…quite…" Remilia got up. "I'm not through with you yet…" She said as she started charging up something.

"The Gungnir!" Youmu exclaimed.

"The what?" Natsu asked.

"It's a spear! It's very lethal!" Youmu told him.

"You still want a piece of us?" Natsu's fists ignited. "We'll still annihilate you!"

"Here it comes…" Remilia smirked. "Divine Spear: Spear the Gun-" The poison kicked in and her eyes widened…then she fell to the ground.

"Or maybe not." Minene said.

"About time the poison took care of her." Cobra chuckled as they went deeper.

Have a Nice Talk (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)

"I'm just dying to ask…" Worldwalker said.

"If you're wondering, I'm using Sabrina's, Aria's and Xarina's past experiences and putting them into the Pit of 100 Trials." Dyntos explained.

"Who're they?" Link asked.

"Girls from another universe, very good friends." Worldwalker explained.

"Wait, I don't seem to recall any of them going against King Dodongo, Koakuma, Darkrai, or any of the other enemies they haven't encountered…like Bonkers, Kracko, or even Metal Man." Yukari said.

Dyntos chuckled. "I may have put in a few freebies." He said. "I may or may have not used their children's experiences as well."

"…Are you from this universe or from our universe?" Mokou asked.

"Only time will tell." Dyntos said.

"I bet a few hearts he's from our universe." Hades said.

"So does this mean Remilia's…?" Yuyuko asked.

"Of course not! These are my creations…superior to the original!"

"Yeah, but they're getting annihilated." Rosalina said.

"They're going against seven dragon slayers, Titania, a half phantom, a godly terrorist and the Mario Bros, what do you expect?" Dyntos asked.

Room 40: Gohma

"What the heck…?" Natsu asked, looking at the massive spider creature. "This is obviously a joke."

"I wouldn't count on it." Erza said as they got ready for battle while Gohma hissed at them.

Boss Battle: Ocarina of Time (Hyrule Warriors)

Natsu ran over to the giant spider creature. "FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!" He yelled, but Gohma shielded itself from the attack and swung its claws at him, sending him away as Mario and Luigi threw fireballs at it, but it blocked the attacks as well as it jumped up and landed, knocking them away.

"Let's see if it can block this." Minene said, firing her gun at Gohma, but it blocked the bullet as well. "How could it block something that fast?" She asked.

"This is just like the time with the dragon creature." Laxus said. "There's obviously a weakspot. We need to be patient." He said as Gohma looked directly at Youmu and fired a laser, but she quickly dodged as Gohma looked stunned. I wonder… He thought and fired a powerful lightning bolt at Gohma, knocking it away and stunning it.

"Well that seems to do the trick." Sting said. "WHITE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!" He yelled.

"SKY DRAGON'S WING ATTACK!"

"IRON DRAGON'S CLUB!"

"REQUIP!" Erza went into Heaven's Wheel and launched a couple of swords at Gohma, as it cried out in pain.

"SHADOW DRAGON…"

"FIRE DRAGON…"

"ROAR!" They yelled, making a shadowy fiery roar as it slammed right into Gohma as it hissed in pain and fell to the ground in defeat.

"Well, that was something." Minene said.

Have a Nice Talk

"Hyrule Warriors, huh?" Worldwalker asked.

"I always found that to be the strongest and most epic one ever." Dyntos said. "But alas, not even that stood a chance against them."

"I'd hate to be Bonetail when they come across him." Cloud said.

"Come on, Natsu! Kick their butts!" Happy cheered.

One Who Gets in Our Way

Floor 45 – Chozo Ghosts

"Aaah!" Youmu jumped. "What the heck are they?"

"Knocked out enemies when I'm through with them." Natsu said as a ghost appeared in front of him and shocked him. "Agh! They're quite shocking." He growled.

"Now's not the time to make puns!" Minene said, getting hit by a ghost. "Argh…you rotten little…"

"Don't worry, I'll take care of them!" Luigi pulled out his Poltergust. "Stand back!" He said as he attempted to suck up a ghost, but then a Chozo Ghost decided to electrocute the Poltergust, causing it to overload and explode. "AAAH!" Luigi yelled, coughing out smoke. "Okay…NOW WE CAN PANIC!"

"Panicking is for the weak!" Cobra said as he used his roar on one, but it quickly disappeared. You can run…but you can't hide. He thought as he turned around and punched the Chozo Ghost to a wall. "Anyone got any suctioning power that doesn't…I dunno…suck?" He looked at Luigi.

"Hey!"

"Stand back…I got this." Erza said as they looked at her…to see her in some kind of Ghostbusters outfit.

"What the heck are you wearing?" Gajeel asked.

"Don't ask." Erza said as she started sucking up the Chozo Ghosts as they tried to electrocute her, but it was no use…and they were sucked right in as she turned back to her Heart Kruez armor.

"…What just happened?" Wendy asked.

"I'm just as lost as you are." Sting blinked.

"Well, that took care of that, I suppose." Youmu said as they went deeper.

Floor 46 – Cosmic Clones

"Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me." Mario growled.

"Anything but these guys!" Luigi exclaimed.

"Pfft…these guys looking like you? How hard can they be?" Natsu asked as he punched one as it was killed…only for Natsu to get hurt in return. "Ow! Okay, I can see the frustration…"

"Perhaps if we don't attack them physically…" Youmu said as she slashed through one, not receiving any pain. "We won't get hurt."

"If only we had our hammers during our Galaxy adventures…" Mario muttered.

"We had Fire Flowers…but they were rare up there." Luigi sighed but then he smirked. "However, we have our hammers this time around."

"Heh." Mario smirked as they went over and hammered several of them as Erza slashed through them.

"Have you noticed that they only take the forms of Mario and Luigi?" Minene asked.

"Yeah, I've noticed." Gajeel said. "IRON DRAGON'S ROAR!" He yelled, taking care of a few of them until eventually, they took care of them all as they then went deeper.

Floor 47: Mettaur, Goombas, Fly Guys

"Ha! Weak." Natsu laughed as they immediately took care of Goombas and Fly Guys while Minene picked up the Mettaur, threw it up and fired her gun at it to kill it.

"Bullseye!" She grinned.

Floor 48: Lurchthorns and Fire Wyrms

"POISON DRAGON'S ROAR!" Cobra yelled, taking care of the Lurchthorns with ease.

"Man…what are they made out of?" Youmu asked.

"Judging by their looks, I say they're made out of nature…making them really weak to poison." Cobra said. "Then again, it's just a guess." He shrugged, watching Natsu chasing after a scared Fire Wyrm.

"Don't run away! I just want to EAT YOUR FLAMES!" He yelled and laughing maniacally.

"I'd hate to be that thing." Mario said after they took care of the other Fire Wyrms…and unfortunately for the Fire Wyrm…Natsu grabbed a hold of it and chowed down until there were no flames left, then Natsu just basically destroyed it.

Floor 49: Hugworms, Handoras, Monoeyes

"You're just really creepy!" Wendy exclaimed, using Wing Attack on the Handoras while Natsu was being strangled by a Hugworm.

"GET…OFF…OF…ME." He yelled and ignited his body, burning the poor Hugworm and let go of Natsu, then got burned to a crisp.

"IRON DRAGON'S SWORD!" Gajeel yelled as he cut through several Hugworms and Handoras while Mario and Luigi took care of the Monoeyes until there were not left.

Floor 50: Pit and Dark Pit

"Pit?" Mario asked.

"Pittoo?" Luigi blinked.

"When will everyone stop calling me that?!" Dark Pit growled.

Natsu's fists ignited. "Let's do this!" He smirked as they got ready for battle.

Boss Battle 1 (Kid Icarus: Uprising)

Natsu ran over to Pit and punched him, but he rolled out of the way and slashed him with his broken bow. "Weren't you at the Poshley Heights? How did you get down here?" Natsu asked.

"Huh? I have NO idea what you're talking about!" Pit said as he ran over to him and used his Upperdash Arm to send Natsu into the air, but he recovered.

"FIRE DRAGON'S WING ATTACK!" Natsu yelled, knocking Pit away. "Did you lose your memory by any chance?"

"Not really…" Pit said. "…Did I?"

"He didn't." Dark Pit said, firing arrows from his silver bow at Sting and Rogue, but they dodged.

"SHADOW DRAGON'S ROAR!" Rogue yelled.

"Go away!" Dark Pit summoned his orbitars to send them back, as it bounced straight for Sting and hit him.

"Sting!" Rogue exclaimed.

"Human Sign: Slash of Present World!" Youmu shouted, but Pit attempted to block that…but wasn't very successful.

"Ow!" Pit said as he pulled out an X-Bomb. "HERE YOU GO!" He yelled, as it exploded…but Natsu ate the fire up. "Uh oh."

"Now I've got fire in my belly." Natsu smirked. "FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!" He yelled, forcing Pit and Dark Pit to dodge, but Minene was near Dark Pit and kicked him to a wall and threw a grenade, as it exploded.

"Agh!" Dark Pit yelled in pain and fell on one knee.

"Pittoo!" Pit exclaimed and got in front of him, switching to his Tiger Claws as he ran over to Minene and slashed her several times.

"Geez kid!" Minene exclaimed as she flew up to avoid him and then she flew down and kicked him in the face, where he got hit by Sting's Iron Fist.

"SKY DRAGON'S ROAR!" Wendy yelled, using it on Dark Pit, but he quickly avoided the attack, but Mario grabbed him from behind and threw him over to Luigi as he hammered him away.

"You rotten…" Dark Pit growled as he ran over to the both of them and took out his Electroshock arm, and then used it on the both of them, but Youmu and Minene caught the both of them.

Pit was slashing Erza, but she was blocking each of his attacks until he kicked her away and pulled out a Smart Bomb. "TAKE THIS!" He yelled, throwing it at her and it exploded, as she yelled in pain.

"ERZA!" Natsu yelled as he ran directly to the angel. "FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!" He yelled, punching Pit away and then Dark Pit pulled out his staff.

"Goodbye." He said, firing at Natsu as he yelled in agony, and then Minene shot him in the arm, making him drop the staff. "Why you…" He growled and used an Explosive Firework power to knock her away, only to be punched away by Cobra.

Pit summoned an Earthmaul Club and ran over to Natsu. "How the heck are you holding that thing with only one hand?"

"Don't question it!" Pit said as he swung it at Natsu to knock him away, only for Youmu to slash him away and she pulled out a spell card.

"Obsession Sword: Blood of Asura!" She said as Pit yelled in agony as everyone in the whole room was panting.

"You angels are something else…" Gajeel said and then smirked. "But really fun to pummel."

"We can do this!" Youmu said.

"Yeah!" Gajeel said. "IRON DRAGON'S CLUB!" He yelled, but Dark Pit managed to block that with the palms of his hands.

"Nice try." He smirked, but then looked up to see Laxus jumping from behind and coming down on him. Oh crap!

"LIGHTNING DRAGON'S BREAKDOWN FIST!" Laxus yelled, punching Dark Pit dead center and sent him flying to the wall and knocking him out.

"Pittoo!" Pit exclaimed as he saw Natsu running at him. "I don't think so!" He said as he swung the club, but he managed to grab it. "What?!"

"FIRE DRAGON'S FLAME ELBOW!" He yelled, completely annihilating Pit as he yelled in pain and smacked into the wall headfirst as he fell to the ground in defeat.

"We did it!" Wendy exclaimed.

"Lets-a go!" Mario said as they went deeper into the pit.

Have a Nice Talk

"So you brought Pitty Pat and the Emo angel along?" Hades asked. "I last saw the knucklehead at the Excess Express."

"You did…but that was Pit from this universe." Dyntos chuckled. "Pit and Dark Pit from your universe wanted to volunteer and challenge them at the fiftieth floor.

"I'm highly convinced you're from ours." Rosalina said.

"Ditto." Worldwalker said.

"You'll find out soon enough." He chuckled as the Fairy Tail crew looked at each other and shrugged and they continued to watch them fight.

Oh would you look at that...I referenced several of my OC's...