One Who Gets in Our Way (Xenoblade Chronicles)
Floor 51: Goombas, Piranha Plants
"Get out of our way!" Natsu exclaimed as he fried up the Piranha Plants and then the Mario Bros stepped on the Goombas.
"You'd think we'd be having more formidable opponents." Minene said.
"Maybe after that fight with those angels, they'd want us to catch our breath before we go against someone completely powerful." Youmu said.
"I believe you're right." Erza said as they went into the next room.
Floor 52: Miks, Monoeyes, Clobbler
Natsu laughed. "You call yourself threatening?!" He mocked the Clobbler. "You're a joke!"
"It almost feels terrible to go against such an innocent creature." Youmu said. "…But, we have no choice." She said as she slashed right through it, however…the Clobbler groaned as it then transformed into the monsterous beast itself.
"MAMA MIA! YOU CALL THAT INNOCENT?!" Luigi yelled.
"Well excuse me! I thought it was just a defenseless creature that was dragged into here!" Youmu exclaimed.
"I knew I didn't trust that thing." Sting growled. "WHITE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!" He yelled, but the Clobbler smacked him away.
"Holy crap!" Natsu exclaimed. "FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!" He yelled, burning the Clobbler…but it looked like it was still going! "What the?!"
"What kind of a monster is this?!" Gajeel exclaimed. "IRON DRAGON CLUB!" He yelled, pushing the Clobbler back and then Erza went into Heaven's Wheel and impaled the Clobbler with her many swords, and then Laxus finished it off with a powerful lightning bolt.
"Hmph." Laxus said. "I almost felt bad into attacking it until Youmu revealed its true colors."
"Hey, I didn't want to either." Youmu said.
Floor 53: Wiggler from Super Mario Sunshine
"Uh, are we at Gelato Beach?" Luigi asked as they felt rumbling as they saw the Wiggler approaching them.
"…Oh that's great; I don't have FLUDD with me." Mario said.
"HEY UGLY! OVER HERE!" Natsu yelled, fire punching the Wiggler as it turned around and glared at him as he ran over to him. "Yeah that's right, come and get me!" He said as he ran off and when he passed by a certain area, there was an explosion underneath it, causing it to flip over.
"Ha! Got it!" Minene grinned as Gajeel climbed on top of it.
"IRON DRAGON'S CLUB!" He yelled, punching it in the exact weakspot, but while Wiggler was squirming around in pain, he had his mouth open and then Natsu breathed fire into it, causing the Wiggler to burn up from the inside and it spontaneously combusted.
"…What a way to go." Youmu sweatdropped.
"Yeesh, that's a bit gruesome." Luigi said.
Floor 54: Metroids
"Ugh…why do I feel like my life is being drained?" Natsu asked as Mario pulled the Metroid off and punched it away.
"Metroids latch onto you and drain your life." Mario said.
"So they're alien leeches?!" Wendy exclaimed, shuddering at the thought.
"Ugh, I don't plan on going out like that." Minene said, firing bullets at them, but it seemed to have no effect on them. "What?!" She exclaimed, and then lightning shot down on the Metroids along with a Poison Dragon Roar to finish them off.
"No one sucks the life out of my comrades." Laxus growled and then Sting and Rogue got rid of two other Metroids that avoided the carnage from Laxus and Cobra.
"Let's go!" Sting exclaimed.
Floor 55: Darkside
"Whoa! Who's this brute?" Natsu asked.
"A dead one." Gajeel said as they went to attack the Darkside, as it punched them to the ground, but they dodged, as Shadow Heartless appeared from the dark portal, but they were destroyed by Wendy and Cobra as Mario and Luigi jumped on his arm and then hammered Darkside's head several times until they jumped up.
Darkside then fell on its knees and fired dark balls of darkness from its chest, but Erza blocked that with her Adamantine Shield as Natsu jumped up. "FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!" He yelled, punching it directly in the head and then Rogue finished it off with his roar, defeating him.
"Piece of cake." Natsu said.
Floor 56: Bulborb, Egg Robos, Shadow Heartless
"SKY DRAGON'S WING ATTACK!" Wendy yelled, using it on the Bulborb while the Shadow Heartless and the Egg Robos were annihilated by the Mario Bros and Laxus, and then the Bulborb was shot in the eye by Minene as it roared in pain and ran around in a rampage.
"Was that even necessary?" Youmu asked.
"Maybe." Minene chuckled.
"WHITE DRAGON ROAR!" Sting yelled, finishing off the Bulborb. "Feel sorry for the guy, though."
"Yeah…no kidding." Rogue glanced at Minene before they went into the next area.
Floor 57: Petey Piranha
"How the heck did he get down here?" Mario asked.
"I have no idea." Luigi said as Petey Piranha then threw up all over the place, releasing toxic goop and Swoopin' Stus came out.
"Nasty!" Wendy groaned in disgust.
"That's just not right." Youmu said.
"FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!" Natsu yelled and then burning up the humongous plant was burned up and disappeared.
"I shudder to think who fed that plant to become…that." Youmu said.
"Anything's possible in the Mushroom Kingdom." Mario shrugged as they kept on going.
Floor 58: Skulltulas, Air Soldiers
Youmu and Erza slashed through the Skulltulas while Natsu and Gajeel took care of the Air Soldiers. "So uh, are these called Dry Bones or something?" Natsu asked.
"No, Dry Bones aren't usually this creepy." Luigi replied.
"I think they're called…Skulltulas?" Mario thought about it before shrugging.
Floor 59: Dry Bones, Parabones
"Mario? Since when could Dry Bones fly?" Luigi asked.
"…I have no idea." Mario blinked as Laxus shot down the Parabones and then Natsu and Gajeel punched the downed Parabones away, completely shattering them while the Dry Bones were blown up by one of Minene's bombs.
"Funny, I didn't think I'd get them all." Minene shrugged as they went into the next area.
Room 60: Manhandla
"Mama mia!" Luigi exclaimed.
"What is that?!" Wendy exclaimed.
"Uh, four Piranha Plants stuck together?" Mario asked as Manhandla roared at them.
"Whatever, we'll take care of this beast!" Natsu smirked.
Boss Battle: Ocarina of Time (Hyrule Warriors)
Erza ran to the beast and slashed it, but her sword did not make a dent. "What the…?" She wondered, as Manhandla roared at her to attempt to cover her in its toxic spit, but she jumped back. "That didn't work."
"Then maybe…" Rogue went over to it. "SHADOW DRAGON'S CLAW!" He yelled, but not a single dent! "Hmm…"
Mario took out a Boomerang Flower and absorbed it. "I wonder…" He said and then threw it right when the four heads were going to strike, as it stunned the four of them and then it revealed its weakspot.
"Aha!" Natsu exclaimed as he jumped up. "FIRE DRAGON'S BRILLIANT FLAME!"
"Lightning Dragon's Roar!"
"Sky Dragon's Wing Attack!"
"Shadow Dragon's Claw!"
"Poison Dragon's Crushing Fang!"
Manhandla roared in agony, and then Erza got on top of it, requipping into the Ike Amiibo armor and then used a fully charged Eruption to completely destroy the creature, as it disappeared right after that. "That takes care of that beast."
"Only forty more floors to go!" Natsu grinned.
"Ha! We're almost there!" Minene exclaimed.
With the watchers…
Have a Nice Talk (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)
"Manhandla…very interesting." Worldwalker said, glancing at Pit and Dark Pit who were wrapped in bandages. "How you guys holding up?"
"I couldn't tell whose worse, all seven Dragon Slayers at once, or Hades." Pit said.
"No one can be that bad compared to me." Hades grinned.
"Riiight…" Dark Pit rolled his eyes when they all heard Dyntos chuckling.
"What's so funny?" Yukari asked.
Dyntos looked at Worldwalker. "You're probably going to hate me for this."
"Uh…how come?" Worldwalker asked as he took a look at the screen, as his eyes widened. "You didn't."
"Ha ha! I did!"
"What? What is it?" Lucy asked.
"It's…"
Back with the others…
"Okaaaaay?" Natsu tilted his head. "A bear costume?"
"I think it's more of a marionette." Minene said. "With a hat."
Suddenly, they heard laughter as the bear got up and then his eyes lit up. "It's a robot?" Youmu asked.
"No." Minene aimed her gun. "It's an animatronic."
Floor 65: Nightmare Freddy
Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon (Touhou 10.5: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody)
"Animatronic or not, it's still going down!" Natsu exclaimed as he ran forward. "FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!" He yelled, but he dodged and kicked him away. "What kind of animatronic kicks a guy?!"
"Obviously this thing!" Gajeel exclaimed. "IRON DRAGON'S CLUB!" He yelled, punching Nightmare Freddy away, but then he then released his three mini versions of him and they split to attack them.
"Okay, this is beyond creepy!" Youmu exclaimed, hearing the evil giggles from them.
"Tell me about it!" Minene growled.
"SKY DRAGON'S ROAR!" Wendy yelled, but one of them dodged and then grabbed her. "AAAH! GET OFF OF ME!" She yelled, as Laxus pried it off and threw it up in the air, punching it in the process to completely destroy it. "Thanks."
Laxus nodded and then Cobra took out another one as the last one snuck up behind him. "Animatronic or not…I can still hear you." He said as he turned around and used Poison Dragon's Roar to annihilate it, and then Erza and Youmu went over and slashed through him to destroy it as they continued in the next room…to see Nightmare Chica awaiting them.
The Doll Maker of Bucuresti (Touhou 10.5: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody)
Floor 66: Nightmare Chica
"Is it a chicken?" Natsu asked.
"I think it's a duck." Sting said.
"Who cares of what it looks like?! It's a freak show!" Laxus growled as he ran over and punched her, but Nightmare Chica ducked and then kicked him in the gut and then threw several plates at him, but he dodged. "LIGHTNING DRAGON'S BREAKDOWN FIST!" He yelled, punching Nightmare Chica away as she growled and then threw a plate containing the nightmare cupcake, where it was attempting to bite them.
"Oh great, now I'm scared of cupcakes!" Luigi exclaimed as he dodged the cupcake coming for him as it turned around and went for him, but Wendy blew it away and then Minene shot it several times while Cobra and natsu both punched Nightmare Chica away, and then she was destroyed by Laxus using a powerful lightning bolt to destroy her.
"This is getting weirder and weirder." Youmu said as they went into the next area, where Nightmare Bonnie was waiting for them.
Hartmann's Youkai Girl (Touhou 13.5: Hopeless Masquerade)
Floor 67 – Nightmare Bonnie
"Now a rabbit…what's next, a dog?" Natsu asked as he ran over to punch it, but Nightmare Bonnie grabbed his fist and threw him over. "Ow…"
"Huh, we got a live one here!" Sting said and then used his roar, but Nightmare Bonnie jumped over it and landed on his face. "GAH!"
"Sting!" Rogue exclaimed as he went into the shadows, reappearing in front of him and using Shadow Dragons' Claw to knock him away, where Erza was waiting for him in her Flight Armor and kicked him away, slashing him several times until Nightmare Bonnie sweep kicked her to the ground and then landed on top of her stomach.
"SKY DRAGON'S ROAR!" Wendy yelled, knocking Nightmare Bonnie away and then Youmu fired danmaku at it, but it dodged and then blocked both of the bro's attacks as he then roared at them, making Luigi go completely pale.
"Mama mia…" Luigi said, and then he fainted as Nightmare Bonnie jumped up and punched Cobra, but he blocked it as they both seemed to be struggling to gain the upper hand.
"You're quite the stubborn one…but unfortunately for you, I think it's time for you to be dismantled." Cobra smirked.
"LIGHTNING DRAGON'S HEAVENWARD HALBERD!" Laxus yelled, as Nightmare Bonnie turned his head and got engulfed in it, causing him to explode in the process and then they went into the next area…where a fox animatronic was waiting for them.
Spark Man Stage (Super Smash Bros for Wii U)
Floor 68: Nightmare Foxy
Nightmare Foxy growled at them. "I don't like that hook…" Minene said.
"Well let's take him out!" Mario said as the Mario Bros went over to punch him, but he quickly was behind them. "He's fast!" He exclaimed, as Nightmare Foxy slashed them away with his hook and then roared at them.
"You dirty little…" Natsu said. "FIRE DRAGON'S ROAR!" He yelled, but Nightmare Foxy ran to the side and knocked him away.
"Time to go hunting." Minene said, firing her gun, but Nightmare Foxy dodged every bullet and was soon in front of her. How did he…?! He thought and she was slashed away and then Nightmare Foxy was right behind Cobra.
"Nice try." He smirked and punched him, but he was right behind him again. What the?! He thought and he was kicked from behind and was slashed away. "Outsmarted by an animatronic…that good for nothing…"
"IRON DRAGON'S ROAR!" Gajeel yelled, but Nightmare Foxy was faster and knocked him away, and then Nightmare Foxy was hit from behind from a Dragon Force Wendy as she used Sky Dragon's Roar on him to knock him away, but he quickly recovered and went to attack her, knocking away Erza, Sting and Rogue like they were nothing.
"SKY DRAGON'S WING ATTACK!" Wendy yelled, but Nightmare Foxy managed to dive through it before he was hit and slashed upward to knock her away, and then slashed Laxus away before he even had a chance to punch him.
"How are we going to beat this guy?!" Natsu exclaimed when Nightmare Foxy then heard a whistle as he turned to look at Youmu.
"I'm your opponent now." Youmu said.
"Youmu! Don't! He's too fast!" Minene told her.
"Oh yeah?" Youmu said as she got in a battle stance with her two swords out as Nightmare Foxy was charging right for her, but then she was immediately behind him, severing Nightmare Foxy in half. "I'm faster."
"Well that helped." Sting said as Laxus crushed the front half of Nightmare Foxy as they continued onward to see a golden version of Nightmare Freddy.
Floor 69: Nightmare Fredbear
Broken Moon (Touhou 10.5: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody)
"Back for more, huh?" Natsu asked.
"I don't think it's the same animatronic as before." Erza said.
"Who cares? I'm going to tear this bear in two!" He exclaimed as Nightmare Fredbear quickly attacked them, but they dodged as Natsu punched him away, only to get roared at. "Gah! This guy's a pain in the ears!"
"You're telling me!" Youmu winced. Human Sign: Slash of Present World.
Nightmare Fredbear shrugged off the danmaku and ran for them, not quite as fast as Nightmare Foxy, but at the same speed as Nightmare Bonnie. "Take this!" Gajeel exclaimed, using Iron Dragon Club and then Rogue using Shadow Dragon's Roar.
Perhaps I can get a grenade through those teeth. Minene thought as she pulled one out, but not pulling the pin just yet as Mario and Luigi hammered the animatronic and then Erza slashed it away.
"POISON DRAGON'S GRIP STRIKE!" Cobra yelled, sending Nightmare Fredbear away when Minene noticed the belly.
Okay, creepy…but what if… Minene threw the grenade, as it didn't quite make into the mouth, but it did make its way into the belly, and then the grenade exploded.
"Nice one!" Natsu said. "FIRE DRAGON'S SWORD HORN!" He yelled, slamming right into Nightmare Fredbear to finish him off.
"I hope this was the last one, I'm getting sick of this." Youmu said as they went into the next room, seeing a more darker version of Nightmare Fredbear. "OH COME ON!"
Floor 70: Nightmare
Septette for the Dead Princess (Touhou 10.5: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody)
"This might be the final boss of these animatronics." Natsu said.
"Let's hope." Minene said, her eye already twitching as Nightmare roared at them.
"OH SHUT UP!" Gajeel yelled, already using Iron Dragon Club to shut him up, only for Nightmare to disappear and then punched Gajeel away as Nightmare was hit by Laxus's Breakdown Fist and Natsu's Flame Elbow, then he disappeared and then they were both hit from Nightmare.
Erza went into Purgatory Armor and slashed Nightmare several times, but Nightmare didn't seem to care as it punched her in the gut and used an uppercut as both Mario and Luigi both threw fireballs at it, but it quickly disappeared and knocked them both away. "Mama mia, this guy can take a punch!" Mario exclaimed.
"No kidding." Laxus said as Sting and Rogue went into their drive forms as they started attacking Nightmare until it roared at them.
"SHUT UP!" Sting yelled and charged up an attack. "HOLY NOVA!" He yelled, unleashing his powerful attack…and when the smoke cleared, Nightmare only seemed to just shrug it off. "WHAT?!"
"I think we need to use our Unison Raid." Rogue growled.
"Way ahead of you." Sting said as they jumped back.
"HOLY SHADOW DRAGON'S FLASH FANG!" They both yelled and unleashed the Unison Raid on the Nightmare, and then when that was over, Nightmare seemed to still be standing. "Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me!" They exclaimed, but then Nightmare fell on one knee, and then the ground lit up and then it blew up, knocking Nightmare to a wall.
"Gotcha!" Minene smirked and then Laxus used Heavenward Halberd to finish off Nightmare once and for all.
"Hmph, about time." Laxus said.
"That was quite something." Erza said as they continued onward.
Have a Nice Talk
"Okay, I can see why you were afraid of them." Lucy said.
"Geez, they were freaky!" Happy exclaimed.
"WHY did you bring THEM into the pit?!" Worldwalker exclaimed.
"Because I thought it'd be fun." Dyntos chuckled. "Although, it would've been a lot more fun if Sabrina were here…" He muttered. "Oh well."
"Well, at least they're gone…"
"True, but that doesn't mean they're out of the woods just yet. Check who they're encountering." Dyntos said as they looked at the screen.
"Do you WANT to kill them?!" Worldwalker exclaimed.
Floor 75: Sakuya Izayoi
"Sakuya!" Youmu exclaimed.
"Hello, Youmu." Sakuya summoned her knives.
"Cutting right to the chase, huh?" Natsu asked with a smirk. "Fine by me!" He said as they got ready for battle.
Flowering Night (Touhou 9: Phantasmagoria of Flower View)
Sakuya threw knives at them, but they dodged as Natsu went over to her. "FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!" He yelled, but Sakuya disappeared on him. "What?!" He exclaimed, as he got knifed in the back. "AGH!"
"Whoa!" Minene exclaimed as she shot her several times, but she dodged the bullets and fired danmaku at her, but she flew out of the way and then she went over to Sakuya and kicked her right in the gut, knocking her away but she recovered.
"Buriallusion: Phantomic Killer in Night Mist." She said, causing lots of pain for Minene and then Erza slashed her away in her Black Wing Armor and kept slashing.
Time stop. Sakuya thought, as she surrounded Erza with knives. Time resumes. She thought, as she was impaled with knives as she screamed in pain and then she was hit by full on metal from Gajeel who was completely metal.
"You can penetrate this bad boy!" Gajeel smirked and then punched her several times as she tried to impale him, but her knife shattered when it touched Gajeel's body. "Told you." He said and then punched her away as Youmu was then behind her and slashed her away.
"Scarred Soul: Soul Sculpture!" Sakuya exclaimed as Youmu yelled in pain. "Illusion Ghost: Jack the Ludo Bile!" She exclaimed when Sting jumped up and used Iron Fist to punch her to the ground and then Mario and Luigi hammered her away.
"LIGHTNING DRAGON'S BREAKDOWN FI-" Sakuya stopped time and threw a knife at Laxus's fist and then resumed it. "GAH!" He yelled as he held on to his hand in pain, and then he growled. "You…you should've have done that." He said.
"SKY DRAGON'S WING ATTACK!" Wendy yelled, but Sakuya dodged her attacks and then slashed her away with a knife.
"This should end things here." Sakuya said. "Maid Secret Skill: Killer Do-" She was suddenly punched away by a very angry Laxus.
"You wench…" Laxus growled. "LIGHTNING DRAGON'S HEAVENWARD HALBERD!" He yelled, as Sakuya screamed in agony and fell to the ground in defeat. "Hmph…good riddance." He said as he grumpily walked away.
"Yeesh…that was overkill." Luigi sweatdropped as Wendy healed them all up before continuing onward.
Have a Nice Talk
"Uh…I think he killed her." Pit said.
"Oh dear…" Dyntos sweatdropped as Dark Pit went into the 75th floor, picked up Sakuya and went back into the heavenly light as he felt for a pulse.
"Thank goodness, she's still breathing."
"I-…I didn't mean…to piss him off…" Sakuya groaned.
"Easy now…" Dyntos said. "You've did all you could." He said as Lucy and Yuyuko was right by her side.
"I never even thought that'd make him go angry." Worldwalker muttered.
"Oh well, what are you going to do?" Hades shrugged as they all watched them do the other floors.
I wanted to do all of them, but I didn't want to go overboard.