Kiko: What up? Idk when I am posting this I hope I post this just at least a week or 2 after I posted the other one, if I posted this before then, great! So reason why I'm writing this, now 4/15/13 is because I don't have any h/w for the day that's due tomorrow.

Ryoma: Wow, so you don't do your h/w that's not due the next day.

Kiko: Why of course, what do you take me for? Smart?

Ryoma: Yes, because who has a B in your math class that people in your grade has a C, well most?

Kiko: I am so happy about that, I get into the Adv. Class next year! Also I have a poll on my page so you can vote if the Gang stays or not. I am also watching Black Butler while doing this. Also I might make this Ot3, what do you think, Ot3, Ot5, or Ot6?

Chapter 4

Ryoma had woken (a shocker right? No Nanako to wake him up) up, he had went downstairs to only scream when he saw Daisuke, Saisuke, Luca, Seikei, and Hikaru in his house.

"What the heck are you guys doing here?!" screamed Ryoma, obviously scared, "actually I don't care, get out, I have school to be getting too."

"Aw, Ryo-chan, and here I was making you breakfast," said Hikaru.

"I wouldn't have eaten it if you made it, none of you can cook, well except for Daisuke-nii-san," replied Ryoma.

"Also, Ryoma, you're not going to school today, we called you in sick," said Sai, his facial expression even more scarier than Fuji with his eyes open and Sai has his eyes closed, now that is scary.

"What! Why in the hell would you do such a thing?" asked Ryoma. (Ryoma's in half-half, between 'True Mode' and 'Fight Mode' Forgot to mention he could do that, it means one eyes green the other is red or depends on the modes, he could go triple but it looks weird, 'True Mode + Fight Mode = Hyper/Loud Mode' because True takes away the fight and aggressive ness, maybe it's more like 'Fight Mode – True Mode = Hyper/Loud Mode')

"Well, we need to talk, Ryoma-Baby," said Dai in a sickening sweet voice.

"Well, we could talk about it after my practice, couldn't we Dai-Honey?" said Ryoma in an evenly sickening sweet voice as Dai's.

"Well, fine if you want to go to school today, drink my Sai's Juice, if you don't pass out on my newest version, you can go to school and we will call the school to say you were feeling better, but if you do pass out, you're not going to school today, got it?" said Sai.

"It's going to be easy," said a confident Ryoma.

"Ryoma, think this over, this is Sai's juice, is it really worth it, for just one school day?" Seikei tried to reason but it was ignored.

Luca gave him the juice while saying, "Good luck, don't die… but if you do die…" then he started to list all of his stuff he wanted which was a lot of stuff.

"Shut up, Luca-nii-san," said Ryoma, before drinking the juice, after he finished he passed out.

"Wow, he was able to finish it before passing, he is good, unlike you guys or any other people I gave the juice to," said Sai.

After about 20 minutes, Ryoma as coming to, "uh, I guess I'm staying home, huh?" he said laughing.

"I like how you're laughing about you not going to school because you passed out," said Seikei.

"Well, what else am I to do? Go against Sai and get beaten up, yah, Hell Nah!" said Ryoma.

"Why did you want to go to school? I thought you were a normal teenager who didn't like school or is it because of tennis practice?" asked Hikaru, getting closer to Ryoma hoping to make him feel uncomfortable or to sneak a hug, either way he will get smacked.

"Oh, I didn't, I just didn't want to be in the same house of you guys or to hear what you wanted to say, I usually sleep in class anyways," said a smug Ryoma.

"They let you sleep, but what of your education," yelled a concerned Dai.

"They just don't want to get humiliated by me if they wake me up, that's why," said Ryoma, happily.

"Oh yeah! Ryoma, you're trying to distract us from talking to you about what we need to talk about, aren't you?" said Sai.

"Yes… EEK!" yelped Ryoma as he was tackle hugged by Hikaru, which ended with a smack to his face, "Hikaru, how many times did I say not to tackle hug me, I am ok with hugging but not being tackled!"

"Sorry, Ryo-chan, but you are so cuddly, I couldn't… ouch!" yelped Hikaru when he was smacked by Ryoma again, "ok, I won't call you cuddly anymore."

"Good, now why did you want to talk?" asked Ryoma.

"Ah, well, this is about the Fuji guy what is he to you?" asked Sai, and when he saw Ryoma start to blush (so unlike him, but it's because he is thinking about Fuji kissing him, holding him, comforting him, and having .../ Ryoma: SHUT UP! /. ), Sai started to smirk, "thought so, do we need to have the talk?" asked Sai.

Ryoma and Luca, since he never heard the talk either, shook their head violently, Luca cowering in a corner while Ryoma cowered, hiding behind Luca, in the corner.

"Oh, but I think we do, how about you, Honey? What do you think?" asked Sai.

"Oh, I quite agree with you, Babe, Ryoma needs it for you know, ("even if I date what make you think I will have it!" yelled Ryoma in the background.) and Luca because of his incoming hormones ("Yes, but I rather have the talk with my friends than cousins, especially ones close to my age!" yelled Luca in the background.)"

"Ok so now with our presentation! Seikei, Hikaru, hold them so they would watch!" ordered Sai as he set up his power point, speech, and videos.

Seikei took hold of Ryoma, not wanting his younger brother to hurt him when they get home, and Hikaru took hold of Luca.

"OK! We're ready now, so when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, or in your case a daddy and father or boy and boy, whatever…" their presentation had gone on for what seemed to be forever (started at 8:30 a.m. and ended at 5:30 p.m.), they were finally done, "so that gentlemen, is the Birds and the Bees."

"You scarred my mind, Sai!" yelled a crying Ryoma, "MY INNOCENT MIND TOO! WHY DO YOU HATE ME! WHY WAS IT SO LONG TOO! WHY WAS IT SO GRAPHIC! WHY DID THERE HAVE TO BE VIDEOS, WHY DID YOU CHOSE SAME SEXED ONES TOO! I'M STILL ONLY 11, WTF!"

"I think you broke Luca and maybe Ryoma," stated Hikaru, who was holding a limp Luca.

"Well, it was same sexed ones because you two are definitely not straight, simple as that, also the videos were so you could see how it is down~" said a proud Sai.

"NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF! YOU F***ING IDIOT!" yelled Ryoma.

"Such a dirty mouth, Ryo-Baby," said Dai.

The doorbell rang and Ryoma answered it in a hurry in order to get away from his evil family. When he opened it there stood the Seigaku regulars, "Nani? ('What?' In case you didn't know) what brings you guys here?"

"We wanted to see if you were alright, Ochibi-chan, Nya! So, are you ok, Ochibi-chan?" said Eiji.

"No, absolutely not, do you know what torture I had to sit through for 9 hours? 9 HOURS," answered Ryoma, still clearly upset about what he had witnessed. The regulars looked shocked at his outburst, except for Tezuka, because his stoic, Fuji, but he has his eyes opened, and Inui, who was muttering Ii Data.

"Ryo-baby, let's not take out your anger at us to your teammates, sorry, Sai and Dai may have overdone the whole presentation of the Birds and the Bees, right now Ryoma is P/O'ed and Luca is shocked," said Hikaru, "why don't you come in?"

Hikaru had carried Ryoma and lead the regulars to the living room, where Luca was in the 'emo corner' growing mushrooms, Seikei was trying to get him out of there, Sai was helping Dai clean up the presentation, but stopped when he noticed the regulars.

"Hey, did you know we had a 9 hour presentation about the talk for Luca and Ryoma? As you can see, we probably scarred them," Sai said.

"I told you not to put in the videos of the guys, even I am scarred after that!" said Dai, pissed.

"Well, you didn't fight that hard," argued Sai.

"Yes, I did, if I had known you had put that in there even after I had said N O, you would probably be dead!"

"Well then, I would've made you drink Sai's Juice, or do you still want to drink it?" asked Sai.

"W-w-w-w-w-What? N-no, I am so sorry, I shouldn't have talked back to you older brother!" said a shaking Dai.

"Wimp," Ryoma coughed out.

"Shut up, I wasn't the one who passed out."

"You would, too, if it had been you, also at least I wasn't as wimpy as you are right now!"

"Well, it still scares me."

"Ne, Sempai-tachi, you know the drink Inui gave to Fuji that one time and he passed out, right? Well, Sai's Juice is worse than that, and trust me you want to take my advice on this," said Ryoma.

"Why are your eyes a different color? One eye is green, the other is red," asked Fuji.

"Oh, well you see, I call it half-half because it combines two of my modes, the color on my left side is the dominant mode and on my right side is the submissive side."

"Ii data." (I think everyone knows who this is.)

"Saa, I've been wondering, Sai-san," said Fuji.

"And what is that?" asked Sai.

"Why did you give Ryoma the bird and the bees?"

"That's something to find out on your own, now isn't it, Fuji-san?"

"Saa, I agree."

"Ne, Ochibi-chan, why did he give you the talk to you?" asked Eiji.

"Isn't he too young, especially since you guys said it had videos?" asked Oishi.

"Well, he is, but if he is gonna have a boyfriend, he needs this talk first!?" said Dai and Sai at the same time.

"Boyfriend?! Echizen, I'm your best friend, shouldn't you tell me that you're gay? Not that I am against it, I will be happy as long as you're happy, but really I'm your best friend!" said Momo.

"Well, he screams out gay, can't you tell, also uke as the girls in our family say, but still he screams out gay, for one, doesn't people with fangirls act at least like they like them, but nope Ryoma is straightforward and says that he doesn't like them! And he totally acts gay, can't you tell?" said Seikei.

"OMG, if Seikei can tell he's gay, it's pretty obvious, baka!" said Luca, finally out of his 'emo corner'.

"Did you just call me baka?" asked Momo.

"No, I was talking to the guy in front of you, of course, I was calling you baka, baka!" yelled Luca at Momo.

"Oh, you wanna play this game, huh? Oh, yeah, well the same goes to you, little kid," said Momo.

"LITTLE KID! How rude, I am definitely older than you!" yelled Luca.

"That's why it's an insult, now look whose baka, baka!" said Seikei, snickering.

"GUYS, STOP IT NOW!" yelled Ryoma, all the regulars took a step back even though Ryoma was only half 'fight' mode, he was still definitely scary.

"What's going on here? Seikei, Luca, Hikaru, Daisuke, and Saisuke, what are you doing in Ryo-chan's house?"

Everyone looked towards the person who said it and all the Echizen's noticeably paled, at who it was.

Kiko: Wow, I finished this in a day! Woohoo, sorry about the cliffhanger, I wonder who it is!

Ryoma: -Glaring at Me- What the hell?! Really, the TALK, BIRDS AND THE BEES, WHY?!

Kiko: Sorry, I couldn't resists, also don't expect me to be doing this everyday, but when I don't have h/w I will work on this ok? Also tell if you just want it FujixRyoma, Ot3, Ot5, or Ot6. Also again sorry for the cliffhanger, I didn't know how to stop! Also sorry for a lot of dialogue, next one I hope to have more none dialogue. Ryoma, do your thing.

Ryoma: -turns into 'true mode'- Thank you for r-r-reading m-m-my e-e-embarrassment P-p-p-pwease review! Also f-f-f-favorite and f-f-f-follow this story if you like it. -gives best puppy dog face-