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Edward- underlined Bella – Bold
Edward and Bella find themselves in a new high school, together, in a biology class. Oh the irony!
Edward!
Yes, Bella, I'm right here… What's with the exclamation?
Nothing. But I have a few questions.
Okay, shoot.
…Do you believe that in the future, there will be robots?
Yes.
Heat-sensing robots?
Yes, why?
Now, what will happen to vampires and werewolves?
What?
What will happen to vampires and werewolves when they come up with heat-sending robots? I mean, vampires are cold, and have no blood in their system.
Um.
You don't know, do you! We're all gonna die! The government is going to find us, and then we'll be forced to kill them as they search for our secret, and then the Volturi are gonna know of the government's death and come after us and our family, and then Jacob is going to go in a state of depression because Nessie is gone, but then he finds out we weren't really killed but instead taken hostage by the Volturi and then…
Edward grabs the paper away from Bella.
Bella, how would the government get a hold of us in the first place? We're vampires with werewolves as buddies. We can escape Demetri and them.
You sure?
Of course, Bella. I would not let anything happen to you or our daughter. Got it?
Got it. But what about-
Enough, B.
Edward-
No, Bella.
EDWARD!
WHAT!
What's gonna happen when the sun explodes and kills us all?
Silly Bella, that's not gonna happen. Even if it did, it would be a million and two years away from now. Since vampires don't need to breathe, we can drift off into space for al of eternity.
But Jacob needs to breathe!
…Well, he is taking one for the team by staying here.
I am not going to let our future-son-in-law die for our well being.
Would you rather die with him and not spend the rest of forever with me?
…Good-bye Jacob! It was nice knowing you!
Good, now, don't you feel better about knowing this?
Yes, thank you!