Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...Sasuke does

Warning: Yaoi, violence, bad humour, swearing, and other random stuff that makes no sense.

I'm sorry for taking forever to update, but I've been having a slight lag which I blame mostly on the heat of this place, I know it's meant to be summer; but it's burning hot around here. Not only that, but since school has ended, I haven't had a moment to myself, cousins coming for visits every weekend when I write, then added task of chores, job hunting, and pointless outings; has made me tired to say the least. I want to relax, but I still have a few more fic's to update (sighs heavily)

Enjoy the fruits of my labour! Major thanks to 'ilovenaruto2007' for being my amazing beta reader.

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Chapter 17: Nope, not a dog

"Nuhu, there is no way I'm doing this for you."

Stare.

"Stop looking at me like that Uchiha, I'm not going to do it!"

Sasuke started to pout cutely at him.

"Oh please Uchiha; there is nothing you could do to make me do that for you."

His mouth started quivering.

"I don't care, I may love you Uchiha but I'm not going to change your stinky Nappy any day soon."

Sasuke's eyes started watering, while a whimper escaped his small body.

Naruto gave a big sigh in exasperation, he didn't know what to do, he just looked at Sasuke again who had a filled dirty diaper on, and stunk to high heaven. He never changed a nappy before, and he certainly wasn't ready to change Sasuke's. Naruto picked Sasuke up and kept him at an arm's length away from his body.

"Maybe I could find the school nurse, and ask her to change you."

He was ready to leave the lounge when he noticed Sakura standing by the doorway, a sad smile forming on her face. The pink haired girl stepped closer towards him; Naruto pulled Sasuke towards him and held him tight.

"Sakura." He said giving a curt nod.

"Naruto." she replied. The discomfort stretched on between them; Naruto shifted his footing before he decided to say something.

"Alright then Sakura I have to go and find the nurse to change Sasuke's diaper." He said, and stepped around her.

"Wait Naruto." she quickly said, and Naruto spun around to look at her. "I just wanted to talk to you."

"About what?" he asked hesitantly.

"I'm... I'm sorry Naruto for causing you and Sasuke so many problems. I know I was in the wrong, but I couldn't help being angry at you, I just couldn't help but feel annoyed. I worked hard to be the perfect woman for Sasuke y'know? I kept myself perfect for him, remained trimmed, and studied hard so that he wouldn't see me as some brainless bimbo; ...all for nothing. In the end all it took was for someone to be a stubborn ass to him, to make him fall in love. It just hurt to think that I had wasted so much time, pursuing something that was unattainable." She looked into Naruto eyes.

"The worst thing of all was that I had noticed that there was something more between you two, the way he looked at you, defended you... I saw how close you were, yet I ignored that tiny voice telling me to give up; telling me to stop hurting myself for him. Not to mention the fact that Lee is waiting for me back home, while I went after Sasuke; he'll forgive me, he always does." She gave a distressed laugh.

"I'm the worst person aren't I?" she said giving another remorseful chuckle. Naruto looked at her with saddened blue eyes; he sighed heavily and then forced a smile on his.

"Sakura I can't say that I'm completely happy with everything that has happened, but you know what would make it all better?" Sakura looked up at him with her wide green eyes questioningly. Naruto grinned and thrust the baby at her face.

"Help me change him."

Sakura frowned and then laughed and took Sasuke off Naruto's hands and went to change his nappy.

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Kiba still held onto the big black dog as they walked through the long enchanted hallways of the school. Behind him the rest of the group walked with him; they could feel the questioning stares of the few students that were still milling around. Kiba looked down at the dog and wondered what it was meant to be, human yes; but that still didn't explain how this was possible, not to mention what it was doing near the border.

"Hey, what are you doing?!" someone shouted in the distance. Neji turned around to where the sound came from and noticed that boy Harry running towards them.

"What are you doing with that dog?!" the boy demanded, his eyes widened when he saw that the dog was unmoving in the other teens arms.

Gaara is the one who answered in his usual monotone voice "We have reason to believe, that this dog may be a human spy."

"No! It's nothing like that, I know that dog, his name is Snuffles and he is mine."

The group looked at each other and then their gazes was fixed on Harry, who's throat felt strangely dry at that moment, he got a feeling he should have kept his mouth shut.

"Mr Potter you will have to come with us, we have a few things to discuss."

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Harry found himself sitting once again on the couch the day Naruto was attacked, he looked upon the guards sitting in front of him, even Naruto was there and a pink haired girl that he hadn't seen before. Snuffles was locked inside a room away from him, but from what everyone had told him was the Snuffles was fine and just sleeping. Naruto drew Harry's attention towards him as he stood up and started pacing the room.

"So then Harry, they told me that we found a dog near the border of the school grounds, which wouldn't be so bad if the only problem we have is that we expect the dog to be a human, and it doesn't look good for you either because you know the dog." Naruto fixed him with a cool gaze. "So Harry, I think an explanation is in order, don't you think?"

Harry wrung his hands through hair, messing is up even more then it usually was, "He's my Godfather." The young man said.

Naruto eyebrows shot up high, and stared down at the anxious boy, "Wait, your Godfather?!" Harry nodded solemnly.

"Wait a sec, I'll be right back." Naruto went inside his room and came back with a folder, he opened it and started looking through the notes; he finally found the page and gasped as he read through the information.

"Wasn't your Godfather an escaped serial killer?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow. The group was stunned and turned back to look at Harry, who was equally stunned.

"No!" he snapped back. "Sirius was framed!"

Naruto closed the folder and sat down on his spot by the couch again; he gave Harry an earnest smile. "How about you tell me what happened, and please leave out no detail."

Harry nodded and then slowly started telling them what had happed all those years ago.

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The large black dog shuffled on the soft Duve covers of the bed, he lifted his furry head and its ears twitched and pivoted in different direction in hope of hearing something familiar, but their was nothing the dog could hear. It's large form scrambled up and his tongue wagged out as he looked around the dark room, the dog sniffed the air and he caught the familiar scent of Harry lingering in the air. He had wondered how he had gotten here; last thing he remembered was being captured by those strange kids.

'Maybe, Harry had managed to rescue him from those strange men.' The shaggy dog jumped down from the bed, and then closed his eyes in concentration.

He could feel his body shifting, morphing slowly as his paws became hands and the fur started retreating back into his skin. His snout shirked back to form a normal human nose, while his dog tail also returned back into his body. Sirius stood up strait and scratched his naked chest while giving a laud yawn; he slowly stepped towards the door and twisted the knob to open it.

"Harry, I was wondering if you had some clothes for..." Sirius gaped at the amount of people sitting, who where equally staring wide eyed at him, everyone blushed furiously at the sight of him, but could not bring themselves look away. An awkward silence spread between the group as they stared at the naked man standing at the doorway.

"Well..." Naruto coughed out with a sly smile. "He certainly ain't no Dog."

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Certainly embarrassing for poor Sirius...and everyone else if you think about it.

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