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Warning: Yaoi, cussing, violence, and random acts of bad jokes

Yes, yes I know I have been absent for a long time, and all I can really do is apologies to all of my readers once again. I try to update as much as possibly, but school work is the most important right now, till summer I'm just kinda tied to it, only being able to write a little at a time, but I never abandon a story completely, I usually stop for a while and start up again.

I just thought about something even though this is like chapter 22 it's still at the beginning isn't it? I never enjoyed dragging a story out this long, I usually like to make things quick and snappy...huh...wonder how that changed here.

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Chapter 22: Cross-dressing for success

Hiding out in the Room of Requirements sat three young students also known as the Golden trio by the rest of the school. Ron and Harry just stared at their bushy haired friend nervously, as she paced up and down the room thoughtfully. It was after dinner, so technically they were breaking curfew by not being in their dorms, yet they really wanted to know what Hermione's plan was.

If only she would stop pacing, it was starting to make them feel dizzy.

Harry finally managed to muster enough courage to break the girl out of her musing. "Hermione would you enlighten us to what's happening in that magnificent mind of yours?" he asked.

Hermione stopped in her tracks, and turned to look at them as if just realising that there were others with her in the room. She smiled sheepishly at them and went to sit down in front of them

"Well, what's the big plan?" Ron asked.

A grin grew on her face, she giggled, not only was this plan an extremely dangerous move on their part, it would also help them in the future, but the main problem was getting as many people to join as possible. She quickly composed herself when she noticed how hesitant her friends were becoming.

"Well as you both know that we can't go directly against the Ministry, any accusation's we would make would be ignored, all because they see us as children; and as we already found out they don't even care about what Harry or even Dumbledore thinks."

"So what do we do?"

"It's simple really, since the Ministry wont do anything for our protection, we'll have to do something ourselves. So I say, let's start our own DADA class!"

Both her friends stared at her wide eyed, not really registering what she had just proposed to do.

"Hermione are you thinking straight?" asked Ron snapping out of his stupor. "That's dangerous, if we start up a club teaching DADA we'll be in trouble!"

"That's why we'll do it in secret of course." Hermione retorted

"You mean without getting any permission from the Head?" Harry questioned.

"Do you honestly think that Umbriedge would let us even start a class, she doesn't even believe that Voldemort is back." Ron flinched when she mentioned his name.

"She's right, but the main problem is to get people to join..." Harry murmured slowly.

Hermione grinned "It won't be such a huge problem, most of Griffindor will be more than willing, it is more of a question about how to get people from outside our group to join." She said thoughtfully.

"But I'm guessing that's you already have a plan for that..." A smirk rose on her features and looked at the secretly.

"Maybe." She said with a sly tone of voice.

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"Oh very sneaky." Naruto said to himself with a grin, when one of his bushin's memory returned to him.

"What's 'sneaky'?" Sasuke asked looking up from his scroll.

Naruto sat up from his laying position on the sofa, and sat cross-legged on the cushion grinning down at Sasuke who sat the on seat opposite him. Gaara also sat up straight in his armchair, interested in finding out what was happening. No one else was with them, since they were out on patrol.

"It seems like our little trio is planning a little strike back." He replied enthusiastically.

"A strike back?" Sasuke asked, putting the scroll down beside him.

"Yup, it seems like Harry had finally decided to come clean with his friends; and now they are planning to start their own DADA group behind Umbridge's back. Man, that Hermione girl can be devious when she wants to be."

"Hmm, but he still didn't come to us for help..." Gaara said thoughtfully.

"True, but at least this is a step in the right direction!"

"So how far are they in their planning?" Sasuke asked.

"Not very far..." Naruto replied scratching his head. "They got on idea of what they want, but it's the little details that are the problem, like getting people that they can trust and so onwards..."

"Well..." said Sasuke as he stood up, and stretched a little. "At least now we know how to help them."

"How?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke smirked towards him. "Through observation of course."

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The next few days were tense for Harry and his friends, they had told a select few in Gryffindor about the plan, and told them to pass it onto people that they thought were trust worthy. Although no one was given a proper explanation as to what the trio was planning, just that people only should join if they wanted to unite themselves in their hate for Umbridge. (And they were surprised at how many people joined then)

They had already figured out the best place to hold their meeting (the Room of Requirements), but first they had to get everyone together in the same place at the same time to talk to everyone. That's why the upcoming Hogsmead weekend would be perfect!

They would be out of earshot of Hogwarts and its many spies, so that they could talk privately and not have to worry about being caught.

Obviously Hermione already had a plan for those who might rat them out, or say something by accident. They would have to go through the Unbreakable Vow, an idea that Ron mentioned, since the Weasely twins tried doing the same to him when he was younger. Those that didn't want to join would have their memory adjusted afterwards. They weren't risking anything.

Now in all the hasty planning they hadn't noticed the blonde haired nin watching them closely. Naruto had caught most of their planning, but as it grew more intense, the trio had decided to put silencing charms around them. Whish sadly meant that Naruto missed most of what they said; at least he knew they were going to Hogsmead tomorrow, so maybe he could catch more info then.

Naruto smiled fondly as he watched them leave for their next lesson, in a way he was proud that they were starting to stand up for themselves. In the short time that he had known them he felt that they had grown immensely, it was fun. He had initially thought that this mission would be boring as hell; the past few 'bodyguard' missions were just that. Although this one may have too much excitement, Naruto thought nervously.

The blonde didn't think any further about it, he quickly slinked his way from the ceiling towards his room, were everyone was waiting for him. He gave the password to the portrait and went inside where he was greeted by his friends.

"So did you find out anything new." Neji asked.

"Nope, same old, same old, they are still using silencing charms around them, but at last we know where the main part of their meeting is going to be held." He said while slowly unbuckling his vest.

"The Hog's Head inn, right? Do we know where that is yet?" Shikamaru asked from his sleeping position.

"Yea, Sasuke already checked the place out, I'll admit that it's not the nicest of places that's for sure..." he said, his voice holding a slight hint of disgust. "But I guess it would be a nice and secluded area for them to meet."

"Good, good, at least that way we aren't completely in the dark then about their plans." A light voice said from behind him.

Naruto frowned, he didn't recognise that voice; he turned on his heel to see who was behind him. His eyes widened when he saw the strange teen standing in front of him, with light brown hair that was cut short and neat, and dark brown eyes. He almost took a step back in shock if he hadn't recognised that familiar sneer on the strangers face.

"Teme?" he asked unsurely.

"What's with that look dobe? You look like a fish out of water." He said and his smirk grew.

"What are you doing looking like that?"

"It's for tomorrow of course, we can't go spying on them the way we look, after all it was your genius idea to show our faces." He said and with a few hand symbols took the henge off.

Naruto only grinned at him. "So what's my disguise?" he asked stepping into his room to change.

"This." Sasuke said throwing a small bag at him. Naruto caught and stared at the bundle with confusion.

"And what's this?" he looking up at Sasuke.

"Just open it dobe."

Naruto arched an eyebrow, and slowly unzipped the bag, to reveal something...pink? Naruto grabbed the cloth and unfurled it to its full length, and he gaped in disbelieve at the thing he was holding in his hands.

"A dress?!" he shouted, throwing the object to the ground as if it burned him. "You want me to wear that thing?!"

"Yes." Sasuke replied nonchalantly, and went to sit down on Naruto's bed.

'I'd say Uchiha has a kinky side...' Kyuubi added.

"That's sick teme, real sick." He said glaring at the raven.

'Like your one to talk, I seen all your dress-up dreams...' Naruto flushed red, and mentally shut the fox down.

"I just think it would suit you." Sasuke said, he sounded like they were talking about an ordinary thing like the weather, and not the fact that he would be parading around in a dress.

"Why the hell would you think that?!" he shouted.

"Cause you're the only one who can use that Oiroke no Jutsu."

"That ain't justifying 'nothing! Why do I have to be the girl?!" he asked and kicked the abomination on the floor with hate.

"Isn't that obvious?"

"No! And I want a good reason teme!"

"Hn..." was his only reply. Naruto was about to shout again, but his words died in his throat when he noticed that Sasuke had slowly stood up, and was now lazily walking towards him. Suddenly Naruto felt his anger deflate, and nervousness rise up, that predatory look in Sasuke's eyes was making his skin crawl. He felt himself taking a step back with every step that Sasuke took, and soon his back was met by the cool stone wall.

But Sasuke was still closing in, with each step anticipation grew, he felt hot when Sasuke reached out to him. Pale fingers slowing tracing down his naked shoulders, while the other grasped onto his waist pull him flushed against Sasuke's hard body. He gasped, when he felt the raven's breath hot against his neck, and shivered when the fluid tongue licked the shell of his ear.

"S-Sasu-" he tried to say, but words were cut of when Sasuke pressed a finger against his lips to quieten him.

"Shhhh..." he said slowly, Naruto gave a light whimper when he felt Sasuke's lips kissing by his neck, slowly going up the contorts of his jaw, till they met with his own lips. Naruto didn't put up any resistance, his mind only registering half of what was going only, why the other half was numbed by pleasure.

He moan into the kiss, grabbing onto Sasuke and grinding his body against his, he felt he was going to burn up under all this friction. Another groan made its way past his lips, as Sasuke grinded their groins together. He was so close, he could feel it building up, the pressure just beneath his stomach, it spread like fire through his veins. He felt strong hands clamp onto his ass cheek, and he gasped again breaking the kiss.

Naruto was breathless, his head resting against Sasuke chest, it was only then that he noticed that Sasuke had stopped the fluid motions of his talented hands, instead he heard the Uchiha chuckle lightly.

"Naruto..." he said with a light whisper that made Naruto shudder. Pale fingers went ghostly up his body barely touching the skin, till they reached his still bowed head and tilted it by the chin so they stared at each other. "This is why you're the girl..." he said with a smirk, and backed away from the still stunned blonde.

He shock his head when he noticed that Naruto still hadn't moved from his position, and with another superior smirk walked out of Naruto's rooms (even if a bit awkwardly).

The blonde in question slowly slid down the wall, his breathing returning to normal, but his body still refused to move it was like he had lost all control over it.

'Damn that was hot!' the demon inside him said lecherously, and for once Naruto had to agree with him.

Now if only Sasuke hadn't left him with this little problem between his legs.

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The Hogsmead weekend came rolling, and everyone at school was excited to be finally have a little time away from school. Especially the golden trio, whose hard work and planning was all put into this one day.

"Are you sure the Hog's head will be a good place to hold it?" Ron asked in a hushed tone.

"It's practically empty, less chance of people overhearing us. We're just getting their early so that we can make preparations." Hermione replied, putting her heavy cloak on.

Harry didn't say anything, he was to nervous to reply and the wound on his hand was starting to itch, their plan was almost fool proof. As soon as they got to the inn, Harry would book one of the private cubical at the back of the pub, where Hermione would start placing silencing charms, and a charmed circle that would modify anyone's memory if they wanted to leave early. And Ron would be on lookout for anyone suspicious. They even had a way of weeding anyone out who would betray them later, Hermione had gotten a scroll where everyone would have to write their names on, the scroll was charmed so that if anyone broke their vow would be hit by a nasty jinx to alert everyone else of their betrayal. It could work, and if they were lucky enough it would go undetected.

They left giddily past the school gates not noticing the watchful eyes of the guards.

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Naruto was not happy, not only was he left severely unsatisfied by the teme, but now he was standing outside (which meant that it was quiet cold) in a knee high strappy red dress, with a light dusty pink jacket on top. Combined with creamy white thigh-high stocking (made his legs itch) that where kept up by a lace garter belt, and lastly rosy pumps flats shoes. This of course wasn't mentioning the fact that he was wearing woman's underwear...

He shuddered, and this wasn't because of the cold but rather in anger, that was directed at a certain Uchiha in front of him. It was Sakura's job in the end to dress him, because he absolutely refused to wear that ugly pink dress that Sasuke had first handed him. Sure he was still wearing pink, but this wasn't the same harsh neon pink that Sasuke had suggested, but rather a softer shade. She had fixing his long blonde hair, deciding that it would be better left unbound, and styled it so that they were in lose curls.

Next was hiding the scars on his cheek, Sakura expertly doused them in layers, and layers of foundation (another thing that made his skin itch), brushed lip-gloss on his lips. Since his Oiroke no Jutsu took care of the rest, she didn't have to use any other make-up products on him (which he was glad of); he had even managed to change his eye colour from sky blue to a stormy grey.

In the end he didn't even recognise himself on the full length mirror, which meant that they had archived what they wanted.

Now he stood outside school with Sasuke, in their planned meeting spot, their cover was that they were a Wizarding couple out on a visit to the Scottish highlands. Naruto had even taken his stupid wand with him (which by the way he didn't know how to use), was now standing in front of Sasuke (who was wearing the same disguise as last time) glaring at him.

His glares subsided when he noticed that Sasuke was actually checking him out!

Grey eyes widened in disbelieve and the grip on his purse (browed from Sakura) tightened, he was about ready to throw the object at Sasuke, when the brunet spoke up.

"You look cute."

Naruto was momentarily stunned by the comment, that he let himself be dragged off without any protest. He managed to get his bearings back, and was about to give Sasuke and earful about calling his manliness 'cute', only to realise that they had already arrived at the little village.

"Okay, from now on my name is Steve, and yours is Natalie, try and remember that dobe, also don't speak any Japanese, that would only attract more attention to us." Naruto clamped his mouth shut and nodded that he understood, it was time to concentrate on their mission now, he could shout at Sasuke later.

The raven- or rather the brunet in question was surprised at how quickly Naruto go into the act, slim hands took hold of his arm and was now firmly hugging them against his chest. Sasuke hid his blush, it was odd, when a girl did that to him he would feel nothing more than disgust, but when Naruto did the same action it caused his heart to skip a beat.

"There they are." whispered Naruto beside him.

Sasuke nodded when he also spotted the trio, wearing heavy cloaks, the young teens entered the rough looking inn. Sasuke and Naruto lagged behind a little, and then followed inside instantly hot musky air hit them. It stung against their cold cheeks, and the smell of tobacco made Naruto's eyes water.

The inn itself was dimly lit buy oil lanterns and dusty, a shady place with rickety wooden furniture, and dirt caked windows that didn't let any sun light through. The few occupants that where here looked like the rough sort, most wearing heavy cloaks to keep their faces hidden. Sasuke and Naruto instantly felt singled out, they way they were dressed just didn't fit the scene, although it would probably help with their cover of being strangers to this village.

"Steve sweety, I think we should go to that other pub." Naruto said beside him nervously.

Sasuke instantly caught on to the act, sometimes Naruto really knew how to get into character. "That other one was over filled, and anyway you were the one that said you wanted something to eat." He reached his hand around Naruto's slim waist and pulled him closer.

He lead down the row of tables and they sat down near the end of the inn close to where their charges were sitting, a lot of attention was focused on them or rather at Naruto, since most of the occupants were male. Soon the owner came up to them to take their orders.

"So what can I get yer?" he was a heavily set bolding man, with a bushy beard and greasy apron.

"One firewhisky, and one glass of water, and what can you get to eat here?"

"Menus up there." He said pointing at a wall behind them.

It was a blackboard with chalk writing, but even that was caked with dust, after a few seconds he ordered for both them lamb cutlet with baked potatoes and gravy, since that was the only dish he could make out. After the owner had left, they went back to their spying; by now 4 other people had joined the trio. Naruto instantly recognised them as Harry's dorm mates and Ron's younger sister Ginny.

"Shit they must have put a silencing charm up, I can't hear a thing that they are saying." Naruto whispered to Sasuke, with a pout forming on his glossy lips.

"It's a good thing I can lip read then right?" Sasuke replied with a smirk, he watched each one of the discreetly making sure to mentally note down what they were talking about.

Soon a few more Gryffindors, entered, some that Naruto again recognised as Harry's friends, then some Ravenclaws, and even the so called cowardly Huffelpuff. The Hog's head was soon over filled with children, and Naruto couldn't help but think that they didn't keep this plan subtle enough.

After a few minutes their food and drinks arrived, and they were surprised to say that it looked edible. They tucked in and had small talk about their made up trip, while all the time keeping an eye on Harry and his group. Sasuke smirked inwardly, he recognised traces of chakra all over the place, and indication to spells, especially on that little piece of parchment that everyone was signing their names onto, these kids were careful and there action plan was even better. He was surprised that no one had left yet.

The brunet watched as Hermione explained about the charmed coins, and how the serial numbers on them would change to indicate the next time a meeting would be held, and then they all moved in close together so that Sasuke couldn't make out what they were saying to each other anymore. But he did see colourful ribbon like sparks emanating from the middle. (This is what happens when undertaking the Unbreakable Vow, spell thingy)

Sasuke could feel that they were getting ready to leave, so he motioned for Naruto to stand up so that they could go to the counter and pay. Naruto and Sasuke were walking towards the exit, when Naruto felt something tugging at his dress.

"Oi, sweetheart, how's abou' joining us for a drink?" a gruff voice said behind him.

Naruto turned around and smiled nervously down at the man, although inwardly he would have hit him with a chair. "Sorry, but we were just about to leave..."

"Oi, oi, how abou' leaving that weedy little man their and just joining me for the night eh?" the man stood up, easily towering over six feet. Still Naruto thought he could take him on with a nice little high kick...if only wasn't wearing a dress...

"Lets go Natalie." Sasuke said quickly taking hold of Naruto's hand.

"Hey, I was talking to the lady." The man growled out and grabbed onto Naruto's jacket, and hoisting him off the ground and throwing him over the man's shoulder.

But he did it with such force that the bottom part of the dress also flung up, to reveal of Naruto's laced garter and panty wearing backside. The blonde screeched in surprised he would have liked to do nothing more to summon a few bushin's and body slam this guy, but Harry and his friends were still there and he couldn't just blow their cover.

"Let her go." Came Sasuke's strong voice, and Naruto could feel the tension rising in the air. He slowly turned his head to look at Sasuke who was meant to be his hero...and scowled.

"HENTAI TEME, WHY THE HELL IS YOUR NOSE BLEEDING YOU BASTARD!" he screamed out in outrage.

And with that their cover was blown

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Man that was long chapter and I've written it all practically in one day, still have a lot of revision to do, that's what my easter holiday should be spent on but I don't wanna!!!!! (starts to whine pitifully)

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