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Warning: YAOI, Slash, cussing, violence, bad humour

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Welcome to short chapter! And I mean short chapter when I say 'short chapter', this has got to be the shortest one I written yet for this fic. But after re-reading it so many times it just didn't feel right to continue. Obviously enough the next chapter will be a lot longer.

What to expect in this chapter:

It's crack...pure and utter crack in my opinion. A weird short filler, showing the stupidity of Ron and the traumatisation of Snape. Something inspired after I read Garviation EX, I finally managed to find volume one, and then started to reading the whole series again, so I'm still in that loop.

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Chapter 23: Well lookie here

As mentioned in the previous chapter of their cover being blown, well now I shall explain the events that lead up to that disastrous moment.

Imagine the scene, the beautiful princess being held captive by the brutish ogre, and her knight in shining armour waiting to rescue her.

Oh yes, a beautiful image.

At least it would have been, if it weren't for the fact that the 'Knight in shining armour' was suffering from a nose bleed after he got an eyeful of the 'princess's' bare backside.

This was the predicament that our little Naruto was stuck in.

Not only was he forced to wear a dress for the recon mission, but no, he had to get manhandled, and then suffer the humiliation of having such a crappy saviour.

Well no more of that, he said to himself angrily.

After screaming at his 'saviour' in outrage for being such an undeniable pervert, he proceeded to knee the Ogre's jaw, so that the brute stumbled back and released his grip on Naruto, and then in mid-air he gave an almighty kick, which sent the man flying to the other side of the room.

What he didn't notice was that during his anger-fuelled fight, his concentration dropped, and with that his henge.

So now he stood in the middle of a ruined restaurant, face red with anger, breathing laboured, and feeling that the dress wasn't as nice a fit anymore, while Sasuke was literally dying in the corner from too much blood loss.

To him the image was more than sexy.

Naruto was still too wrapped up in his anger that he hadn't noticed what was happening around him; only the light cough brought him back to reality.

Behind him stood Harry, Hermione and Ron, the trio staring wide-eyed at him, and that's when Naruto realized what had happened.

"Erm, Naruto..." Harry started. "What are you doing here...like that?" he asked, motioning to the dress.

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"So let me get this straight..." Harry started. He was looking at the two embarrassed guards in front of him. Naruto was still in a dress.

"You guys have been spying on us," he finished.

"Well..." Naruto replied. "It's part of our job..."

"And the dress?" Hermione asked.

"Disguise," Sasuke answered, with tissues stuck up his nostrils and a bump on his head.

"Aha..." Hermione nodded, as if she understood what was going on.

"Does this mean that you will tell the Headmaster about this?" Harry asked.

Sasuke and Naruto glanced at each other, and then Naruto turned to grin at the trio. "Nope, we are allowed to omit some information."

Both of them let out a sigh of relief, while Ron was still staring wide-eyed at Naruto.

"...as long as you keep us in the loop, of course," Sasuke finished.

"Well you guys better get back to school now; I think curfew is about to begin!" Naruto gave them a cheeky wink, and they both disappeared in a poof of smoke.

The trio blinked owlishly, and then Ron gasped loudly in realization.

"That girl was a guy!" he shouted excitedly, pointing in the general direction where the guards had been standing.

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Snape was looking over some papers when suddenly there was a 'poof' sound and smoke filled his room; his initial thought was that someone was attacking him. So he quickly stood up and took out his wand, and aimed it at the smoke. He squinted as the fog slowly dispersed, and paled when he saw the figures standing in the middle of his room.

"Teme, this is the wrong room!" Naruto shouted, with his hands on his hips.

"Hn," Sasuke replied, and walked towards the classroom door, with a fuming blonde trailing behind him.

Snape just gaped, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. He then stared flabbergasted down at his paperwork, and frowned.

"I need a drink..." he muttered to himself. "I don't get paid enough for this..."

I just couldn't continue after that, it just seemed like an appropriate ending for this chap.

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