Wahoo finally I'm actually on time with an update… well almost.

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Ok so I said I'd start advertising stories and I am but seriously don't more people want me to advertise their stories? Review and tell me the name of the story you want me to advertise and it's summary.

Any stories of my own will be advertised in the top author's note while other people's stories will be advertised in the bottom author's note.

Important thing to remember is that the Cullen's are no longer living in the same place as they were before, they moved.

And I'm still advertising to be a beta.

Another thing since people keep asking I won't be doing a big jump from like now to when Bella is a teenager, I'll be doing little jumps from year to year. At the moment I am filling in little moments from their first year together so there has been months between most chapters. It will make sense why I am doing it like this after another few chapters, just bear with me.

Today's Advertised Story

Little Edward by twilight-chick3(that's me :)

The story of little Edward and the gang growing up from age seven and onwards, mostly about Edward though. Lots of cute moments and lots of bonding moments too. All human. Canon Pairings. Little Bella will be in it too.

Random point of interest: I'm a dinosaur, Rawrr!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight; neither do my giant gummy bears.

Alice's POV

"But you'll look so adorable", I whined at the six year old tapping her foot against the floor impatiently.

"No!", she said stubbornly "You can't make me Alice. I won't wear it!", she screamed, her chin jutting out slightly as she clenched her jaw in determination.

I pouted and pulled out my infamous puppy dog eyes, but Bella just rolled her eyes and stormed off towards the little cupboard Emmett had set up in her room.

She out rightly refused to ever step foot in her closet again.

I didn't understand it, my puppy dog eyes always worked on Jasper.

I pouted to myself and hung up the sailor dress I had picked out specially. And she would've looked so cute. She would have had all the boys swooning over her.

Beneath our feet we heard a commotion, or at least Rosalie and I did, Bella was oblivious as she pulled on a plain long sleeved white top and a grey hoody on over that.

I had seen this coming; I really had, even without my power it was pretty obvious that it was coming.

I brought Bella downstairs in time to see the boys standing in the middle of the living room, chests puffed out and arms crossed, attempting to look intimidating.

I decided not to harm their precious male egos by explaining how ridiculous they looked and how equally ridiculous their argument was. In the end of the day we all knew who'd win.

I could tell a vision was coming to me as the sight before me began to fade into another scene entirely. Quickly I stopped the vision and decided not to ruin the fun by seeing the outcome of all this.

"I'm bringing her", Emmett said confidently "I'm her Emmy bear".

"You idiot her teddies name is Eddie", Edward retorted "Why would she want to name her teddy after you?".

"Why would she want to name her teddy after either of you? Emmy and Eddie are such stupid nicknames", Jasper snorted in derision.

"Shut up Jazzy!", both Edward and Emmett shouted back at him.

"I should bring Bella to her first day of school; I can calm her down and make her feel happy. What can either of you do to help Bella on her first day?, you're both completely useless", Jasper muttered.

"I can scare boys away", Emmett declared proudly.

"We can all do that, you oversized steroid pumped oaf", Edward muttered, exasperated.

Emmett's chest deflated as Bella and I tried to hold in our giggles.

Esme came in and placed a bowl of cereal and a spoon in front of Bella, rolling her eyes at the boys and kissed Bella on the forehead.

"Well what can you do?", Emmett and Jasper both defended.

Edward grinned "Well…I am Bella's favourite".

"Hardly", Emmett scoffed turning to Bella, who was skilfully avoiding his hopeful gaze.

Edward smirked as Jasper and Emmett shuffled their feet and pouted miserably at the six year old who was smiling apologetically.

"Well how about….", Emmett began before being interrupted by Bella.

"Come on Edward, we're going to be late for school", she sang, grabbing Edward's arm and dragged him to the door, as Edward turned and childishly stuck out his tongue at the dumbfounded duo left standing behind him.

Edward POV

Bella clasped my hand tightly in hers as I dragged her trembling form towards the blue school gates.

"D…Do I have to?", Bella asked staring up at the building, biting her lip in unease.

I kneeled down beside her and smoothed her soft hair slowly, as reluctant to let her go as she was to leave.

"Be careful of bullies. Make sure if someone is mean to you that you let me know, ok?", I sighed zipping up her jacket.

"And you see that boy over there, the one with the blonde hair the one who's holding the football?", I asked Bella and she nodded softly "stay away from him, he's not a nice boy", I warned her.

"You have your lunch?", I asked her in concern, as she nodded.

I smiled at Bella softly as we walked towards the door leading to her classroom.

The bell rang as we walked inside the warm room decorated with children's colourful drawings and posters of the alphabet and such.

The teacher, a young woman with mid-length curly blonde hair and a kind smile greeted us warmly.

Her thoughts were kind though her attraction towards me did not go unnoticed by the six year old artfully shielding herself behind my leg. Bella pulled my attention away from her teacher as soon as she could by forcing me to turn Bella away before her new teacher noticed Bella sticking her tongue out at her.

I sat Bella down at a table and took her bag from her shoulders. "Are you going to be ok?", I asked softly.

Bella nodded, her fingers gripping my shirt tightly.

"See that girl there?", I asked nodding towards a girl with straight black hair and pink glasses, Bella nodded, eyeing her pink dress with interest "She's nice and she wants to be friends with you, you should play with her", I told her, gently prying Bella's fingers from my shirt.

I crushed Bella to my chest and held her there for a moment longer then was necessary. I eventually pulled away and kissed her forehead gently.

"Have fun sweetie", I told her, turning to the door.

"Edward?", Bella called after me.

I turned to see Bella wagging her finger as I had seen scolding mothers do before.

"Be nice to Emmy and Jazzy".

Jasper POV

"Daddy!", Bella squealed as she spotted Carlisle lounging on the couch.

Carlisle chuckled softly as Bella clambered onto his lap and bounced lightly as he asked her about her first day of school.

Edward followed Bella inside, smiling fondly at her and throwing a smirk in the direction of myself and Emmett. I could feel the smugness radiating off of him.

I clenched my fists in remembrance of this morning when he got to bring Bella to school and then after dropping Bella off, he won the wrestling matches that decided who got to pick Bella up. Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

"It was so much fun Daddy", Bella replied smiling widely as Esme kissed her cheek in greeting and then departed to the kitchen to make Bella dinner.

Carlisle smiled softly and gestured for Bella to continue.

"I made friends with this nice girl called Katie and we coloured and played in the sand box and we talked all about our families", she chattered happily "but I didn't tell her about you being vampires", she said flippantly, completely unaffected by the word.

And she does ballet Daddy and she asked me to come and do ballet with her but I told her that I can't dance because I would just fall over and", Bella took a deep breath and continued "and she introduced me to all her friends and they're all really nice too and we all played on the jungle gym but then this mean boy named Timmy came and pushed my other new friend Lily and then I got mad and I was going to push him but instead I just told him to stop being such a big bully and", Bella stopped for breath again and I was amazed that her small little lungs could supply her with enough oxygen for that length of time without stopping to breath.

"But daddy I don't like my new teacher", Bella said staring up at Carlisle with wide eyes, anger colouring her emotions and strangely enough jealousy too.

Edward chuckled softly and my own lovely wife giggled quietly as Carlisle spoke in concern "But why Bella?".

Bella pouted and rested her head against Carlisle's chest "She kept talking to Edward and she kept blinking at him", at this Edward and Alice erupted with laughter and it wasn't long until Emmett and Rosalie joined us.

Bella ignored us easily and continued, crossing her arms "And this mean girl, Melanie said that Edward and Ms. are going to get married and be together forever", Bella cried out.

Carlisle chuckled and rocked Bella in his arms to calm her "No Bella, Edward and your teacher aren't going to get married. Ok?", Carlisle replied softly.

Bella turned in Carlisle's arms and faced Edward smiling "That's good, I don't want Edward to marry Ms. Taylor", Bella said settling back in Carlisle's arms again.

After a moment Bella looked contemplative and suddenly sprung up from Carlisle's arms and leapt into Edward's. The jerk, stealing her away from everyone.

"I know", Bella said happily bouncing in Edward's lap. "We'll get married Edward, and then we'll be together forever"

Edward smiled at Bella with no doubt of his adoration in his eyes and kissed her cheek softly.

That seemed to be response enough for Bella as she climbed back onto Carlisle's lap, smiling widely all the while.

Bella continued telling her father of every last detail of her first day at school, now perfectly content until that is a weight of confusion came crashing down on her and consequently down on me.

"Daddy?", she asked her brow knitting.

"Yes Bella?" he asked stroking her hair and smiling fondly.

"Daddy today this boy Simon he…", she trailed off as I heard Alice snort in laughter and Edward was quite suddenly fuming.

"Yes Bella?", Carlisle asked, confused.

"He pulled down his pants in front of all the girls and now… I'm all confused…", she muttered, her forehead creasing.

Carlisle's eyes were wide and he looked quite frankly, terrified.

"Esme!" he called, panic evident in his voice "You're daughter wants you!"

Review please.

Today's advertised Story

In Secret by m.h. cullen

Alice has never known much about her dad. Her mum, Bella, won't talk about him willingly. All she's ever got is a description. But when he moves back to Forks, now with Jasper, his brother, what happens when Alice falls for Jasper? Will her parents accept them? Will they make it work? Or will history repeat itself?

Review please and I'll let Edward, Emmett and Jasper fight over you.

Finally, finished. I hope you liked it. I decided since I've been taking so long lately I'd give you a funny chapter. I hope the thing with Simon wasn't too inappropriate.