Sorry for the delay I was trying to write the birds and the bees' chapter but it didn't work out. I know a lot of people wanted me to do that chapter but I've decided to keep going and I will come back to that chapter and post it separately to this story, perhaps in a missing moment's collection. Although if anyone is looking for a funny birds and bees talk try my story Dude Has Issues. It contains a very funny theory on procreation.

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Jasper's POV (Bella's still six)

I love Alice, really I do. I mean she's my wife, how could I not?

But if she didn't knock it off, I was going to kill her.

"But Bella please", Alice pleaded stretching out the please.

I rubbed my temples, somewhat like Edward was pinching the bridge of his nose.

I couldn't understand how Alice could go from bouncing and giggling to spiralling depression in sixty seconds flat.

"But Bella can't you just imagine yourself, the belle of the ball, in a pretty dress complete with one of those cone hats, with silk flowing from it?", Alice said clasping her hands together, her eyes wide and shining with delight "We could even build a turret onto the house, the boys won't mind".

Edward huffed beside me, apparently he minded, a lot.

"Princess parties are boring Alice", Bella said, determined not to be undermined by Alice's puppy dog eyes. I didn't know how she could possibly resist them, and Alice had been practicing.

"Are not", Alice said tapping her foot against the living room's hard wood floors, her emotions indignant "They're magical", she said her emotions bouncing back as she did that starry eyed thing again.

Bella chose to ignore Alice as she climbed into my lap for our reading session. Bella was really smart and a hard worker, she never gave up no matter how hard a word was. We were already on 'The adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn', she didn't understand a lot of the words, but she liked it a lot once I explained it to her. She had told me, in the strictest of confidence, that one day she wanted to grow up and have adventures just like that of Huckleberry and Tom.

She nestled against me as I laid the book on my knee and opened it on the page where I had turned down the corner. Bella frowned at this but said nothing. We had already gotten in an argument about turning down the corners of the pages. I had tried to explain that we would lose our page if I didn't, but she had merely replied by informing me that I was hurting the book.

Alice however deemed Bella's birthday party far more important then her learning to read and interrupted.

"But Bella, if you don't want a princess party what party do you want?", she asked, excited by the possibilities.

Bella continued to ignore Alice as she slowly but surely read on. Bella would read first, carefully sounding out the words until she was finished the page and I would read it a second time afterwards so that she could enjoy the story fully. She had told me once that she liked the sound of my voice as I read. She said it was pretty, not as pretty as Edward's though.

Edward snorted at my thoughts and quietly muttered something about being her favourite.

"Bella!?", Alice cried in frustration. Bella finished reading the page before looking up at Alice.

"Yes Alice?", she asked sweetly. Alice's eyes narrowed dangerously but she merely smiled innocently and repeated her earlier question.

"If you don't want a princess party what party do you want?".

Bella paused for a moment thinking and Edward decided to throw in his own two cents.

"Why don't you just have a normal party? Why does it have to be themed?", I of course already knew the answer, I had asked before and had been kindly reminded that men had both no sense or reasoning and there for couldn't possibly understand.

"Because it's more fun this way and… because I said so", Alice responded the same way she answered most questions.

Edward rolled his eyes and sighed heavily but said nothing more on the subject.

"I've decided", Bella announced, smiling proudly, as Alice's own smile faltered "I'm going to have a cowboys and Indians party".

Carlisle POV (Bella's seven)

I helped Esme set out a second bowl of crisps as children weaved through the chatting mothers and bored teenagers that had tagged along to get a look at the Cullen family mansion.

Children squealed and pointed their guns at each other and my children, and screamed "Bang, bang". My children fell to their knees, clutching their chests, good naturedly playing dead to amuse the kids.

I watched as Emmett peeked around the corner, spying Jasper who was hiding with his little followers behind the couch, dressed as a cowboy.

Emmett hollered, as I had seen Indians doing in the movies and rushed forward his spear held high over his head, followed closely by children dressed as Indians and Alice, who had finally stopped sulking over her disappointment in the lack of princesses.

Bella giggled softly and pointed her gun at Emmett, squealing for him to die, as Edward tickled her gently.

Rosalie was sitting on a mat in the corner, playing with the babies and toddlers the mothers had brought along with them.

Esme smiled fondly at the scene as the cowboys and Indians play fought and Rosalie entertained the youngest children.

Esme grabbed my hand and dragged me into the kitchen to help carry out the enormous cake she had made with the help of Rosalie and Bella, they had banned Emmett from baking after the last time.

Emmett yelled for everyone to gather around the table for the cake.

We lifted the chocolate cake, covered with blue and white icing. Seven candles adorned the top and written in white icing was 'Happy Birthday Bella'.

We carried the cake to the snack table, where Bella stood grinning, her eyes wide and her face flushed. Everybody sang Happy Birthday loudly and off key, as we set the cake before Bella.

"Make a wish Bella", Rose called from the side, peering over the children's heads to watch.

Bella bit her lip in contemplation as Emmett groaned at how long she was taking. I didn't understand his impatience, he didn't even eat cake.

Bella finally decided and leaned forward to blow out her candles, as Emmett and Alice leant over her shoulders and blew at the same time she did, so she would think that she had blown out the candles all by herself.

Bella clapped her hands together and peered up at Esme, waiting for her slice.

Esme cut the cake quickly and handed Bella the first slice and then preceded to hand slices to all the children. I watched as they devoured slice after slice, smearing chocolate across their faces.

Rosalie snatched up a napkin and began rubbing at Bella's face vigorously to remove the chocolate stains, mumbling all the while that Bella seemed to attract dirt from nowhere.

I watched as Bella's eyes glowed with excitement and her cheeks were flushed with the day's activities. She weaved through the adult's legs and played happily with the other children, without a care in the world.

Bella POV (Same day, after the party is finished)

I was holding a big plastic bag open for Rosie as she dumped all the paper plates and plastic cups into it. She was wearing these yellow rubber gloves and kept crinkling her nose.

I giggled at the sight and she grinned at me, pulling off the rubber gloves and ruffling my hair as she walked past.

I ran back to Mommy with the bag and handed it to her; she thanked me and gave me a big glass of milk as a reward.

I drank my milk quickly and plopped it back down onto the counter as Edward walked into the kitchen, winking at me and turning to Mummy. He asked her very nicely to let him steal me away for a surprise. Mommy said yes.

I wondered what the surprise was; I had already gotten lots of surprises today. I had gotten lots of nice books from Jazzy and he promised to read them with me.

Alice had given me clothes, I didn't really need more clothes but I still liked my present because Alice had given it to me, so I thanked her very nicely anyway.

Emmett had given me a set of water pistols which Esme had confiscated almost immediately, though Emmett had told me that he had spares, just in case.

Rosie had given me a pretty jewelled hand mirror that looked really expensive, she had told me that it was from when she was human and that it had been given to her by her mother. I liked it a lot.

Mommy and Daddy had given me a shiny red bike with training wheels so Daddy could teach me to ride it without falling off.

Edward had already given me a big hug and a kiss so his surprise couldn't be a present.

Edward took my hand and led me upstairs to his bedroom. I sat down on his white couch because Edward didn't have a bed.

He was rummaging through his drawers as I leaned over his shoulders trying to peek at my surprise.

"No looking", he ordered, grinning at me "close your eyes".

I closed my eyes tight, just like Edward told me to, until I felt a cool tingle on my skin, a thin sliver of weight along my neck.

Hanging on a long silver chain was a heart shaped diamond, sparkling in the sunlight. It hung low until it was dangling over my heart. It was so pretty.

"Do you like it?", Edward asked. I threw my arms around him happily and he wrapped his arms around my waist.

"It's so pretty", I murmured, playing with the diamond.

Edward smiled softly and stroked the diamond gently "It belonged to my mother".

I smiled at him, trying to wipe away the sadness on my best friend's face.

Edward smiled too but he still looked sad.

"This way", Edward whispered, almost so I didn't hear him "I'll always be by your heart".

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