Ok so sorry for not updating I meant to do it yesterday but I got caught up playing the game flowerz on Windows Live Messenger I'm addicted and I've been working a lot lately too which leaves less time for writing but on the upside I'm that much closer to having enough money to buy a laptop.

Thank you to MusicFlavouredStormClouds, Mrs-Cullen-410, Mackenzie, m., 17canada94, Queen Sable, incoherentreality, FRK921, TriGemini, Edward's keeper, tigger5600, Unonomus, JENJEN87, PinkAngelWings, xXthenextbookwormXx, Me , xLaurelCullenxx, alwaysamom, VampireEva, PirateTink, jazzberry, xomusiclover93ox, I Have A Scarf - On My Head and thank you to all my other reviewers as well and to everyone who reads this story.

In response to 17canada94 I'd like to say that though the rating will probably change to T as Bella gets older this won't be an m rated story unless somehow in some strange other dimension the storyline just kinda veers that way but I'm pretty sure that this will not be an m rated story. But for all you lemon loving people there will probably be some mild sexual references… or not so mild ;) though if requested I will do outtakes of lemons from this story and they'll be posted separately to this story.

Thanks to everyone who asked me to advertise their story and I promise that I will slowly but surely get through them all and in the mean time keep them coming.

To a reviewer who didn't leave their name, you asked me to advertise your story "will this be goodbye?" could you please let me know your username so people can find your story after I've advertised it, thanks.

Today's Advertised Story

Edward's Happy Time by twilight-chick3 (that's me :)

Yes, yes it is what you think it is. One-shot. Canon pairings. Bella's human, Edward's a vampire. Please review. Constructive criticism greatly appreciated. Smut!

Random point of interest: It's sunny here; hope it's sunny where ever you are too.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight and Emmett sprayed my gummy bears with his water pistol so they're gone too now.

Rosalie Pov (Bella's still six. This is set a few weeks after the last chapter)

"Basket?", Alice barked out, wiping imaginary sweat from her brow.

"Check", Esme replied, the corners of her mouth twitching slightly.

"Human food?", Alice barked again.

"Check", I murmured, rolling my eyes.

"Blanket?", Alice asked turning around to search for the blanket.

"Check", Bella sang, she was wrapped in Jasper's arms as he strolled towards us, clutching a huge tartan blanket to her chest.

She smiled widely as Jasper set her down and she began to bounce slightly in her excitement, a trait she'd picked up from Alice. "Can we go now?", Bella asked peering up at me.

Edward and Carlisle entered the room quietly, Edward throwing a wink at Bella and Carlisle patting her head gently.

"Of course we can dear", Esme said, picking up the wicker basket she had laid the blanket across and lead everyone towards the front door.

As we approached the door Bella turned around, her eyes scanning the room. "Where's Emmett?", she asked curiously, now that you mention it where was my big oaf of a husband.

I heard a heavy thumping on the stairs and turned to see Emmett traipsing down the stairs with rubber flippers on his feet and a bright yellow inflatable rubber duck ring around his waist over his blue onesie bathing suit.

And that my good people is my husband. Well, it was either him or Edward.

"Emmett", Esme spluttered in disbelief "what on earth are you doing?".

"Yeah you realise that we're going for a picnic, not swimming", Jasper said.

"There's a pond isn't there?", Emmett replied as if we were stupid.

(At the park)

"Bella come here and have something to eat", Esme called out to Bella who was throwing breadcrumbs to the sleeping ducks.

Bella stumbled her way towards us, but clearly she was going too slow as Emmett threw her over his shoulder and ran to meet us.

I hit his head hard and hissed for him to be more careful with Bella.

"Aw, let him have his fun Rose", Jasper called, tossing the Frisbee back to Edward who smirked and said "yeah after all he has to find someway to amuse himself after being told that he's not allowed to swim in the pond".

Alice sniggered and went back to sketching the slumbering ducks as Carlisle peered over the top of his book from where he was lounging on the blanket.

I handed Bella a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a carton of orange juice, she munched happily as she peered over Alice's shoulder at her drawing. By the time Bella had begun to slurp on her orange juice Alice was clearly getting annoyed and told Bella to go back and play with Emmett. Bella shrugged and did as she was told.

She ran back to Emmett happily and began to throw breadcrumbs to them, trying to urge them to wake up.

Eventually Emmett got bored of their lack of response and began to throw the crumbs at the ducks, harder then before.

I watched as a big piece of bread hit one of the larger ducks. He pulled his head from under his wing and stared at Emmett head on, an evil glint in his eye.

The duck rose slowly, raising itself to its fullest height and charged at Emmett, flapping its wings madly.

"Ahhhhhhhhh", Emmett cried waddling away from the duck, the flippers still secured to Emmett's feet.

Bella giggled softly at the sight of a grown man wearing flippers, a onesie bathing suit and a rubber duck ring as he ran from a two foot tall duck.

Emmett seemed to be running in circles as he ended up in front of the pond, throwing a look at the duck behind him he didn't hesitate to jump in, splashing water as he did and causing all the other ducks to evacuate and the large duck to give up chase.

Emmett sighed as he relaxed in the pond, his inflatable ring keeping him afloat.

Everyone else snickered as a middle aged man approached Emmett.

"Hey you", he called sternly "I thought I told you there was no swimming in the pond".

Today's Advertised Story

Why? By iloveedwardcullen12

Charlie hates Edward because he leaves Bella. So when Edward comes back, Charlie doesn't want Bella to date Edward anymore so Charlie puts a resraint order on the Cullen family. First Fanfic! I can't do summarys!

Review Please.

I'm really disappointed with this chapter but I hope you liked it anyway. It was either a duck chasing him or a whole load of bees.

And despite this chapter not being so great, I would advise everyone to tune in for the next one because there will be some serious excitement for all you action lovers and a little humour too.

Review please and I won't send my evil ducks to chase you.