"We don't sell eggs," the man repeated.
"Well, it seems to me," Jack said. "That you would sell eggs here."
The heavy-set man rolled his eyes. "Why? What would give you that idea? I own pigs, eh? Not bloody chickens!"
Jack smiled at the man. "And pigs don't lay eggs?"
The man gave him a strange look. "Um…No? No they don't."
The pirate leaned in towards him and put a hand on his shoulder. "All. Animals lay eggs, mate." He patted the man. "Remember that. Next time I'm in this port I shall expect some eggs, Mr. … uh… whoever you are!" And he returned to his ship.
"Did yeh get the eggs, Cap'n?" Ragetti asked.
"No, Cyclops, I did not." He pulled out his gun. "Where's that damned monkey? I want to shoot something." He appraised one-eyed pirate. "Unless you'd like to volunteer?"
"Here, monkey. Here, boy." Ragetti went about as best he could calling after the pirate monkey.
"Gibbs!"
"Aye, Cap'n." How was it that he was always there?
"There were no eggs."
"Yes, I heard. But I trust you all the same Cap'n."
"What are you standing about for?" Jack asked, as if noticing the fatter pirate for the first time. "Get to work! Hoist the anchor! Let's get out of this port and on to my treasure!"
The crew stopped and stared at him. "Er… Our treasure."
They shouted and continued their chores. That was the good thing about having uneducated people work for you. They were easy to convince.
Note: Sorry for having such short chapters… Hopefully it's just because I'm new to fanfiction.