Wow, I really need to start writing more. I've been having so many good ideas, but all of them are for later on. I really need to focus more on the present than the future. Camp Fire out.

Fire Hates Kids

Fire was standing in front of the grocery store with a list in his hands, God he hated shopping. He hated going to town, everyone was overly nice, the kids were brats and whenever he was here it took forever to do what he needed to. He took a deep breathe and stepped into the store, so far so good. He began walking through the store, reciting the list in his head. "Bread, ham, turkey, soup, orange juice..." As he continued walking, something caught his attention. A kid was sitting in a shopping cart, making faces at him while his mom was distracted. A pang of annoyance ran through him as he continued to glare at the child. "Hey, that's not very polite."

"Your mom's not very polite stinky head!" Okay, now he was mad.

"Hey, those faces are pretty good. Wanna see one of mine?" Fire's face was engulfed in flames as they formed. The flames over his eyes became white and his mouth hung open with a unnaturally long tongue made of blue flames sticking out. He grew fangs as he spoke in a demonic voice. "I'm going to eat you if you scream." The boy was about to scream until he covered his mouth with his hands, remembering the threat. As his mother turned around Fire reverted back to normal and continued on his way. The mother however was trying to figure out why her child was crying silently into his hands.

"Okay, first on the lissssss..." Fire was distracted by the frozen section as he saw the third most beautiful thing in the world. He fell to his knees in front of a whole isle of frozen pizzas. He bowed in front of them. "I am not worthy... but I am hungry." He stood up as he ran his hands through them, knocking them into his cart until it was filled with "the food of the Gods". As he began to walk towards the check out isle he face palmed. "Ugh, how dumb am I? I almost forgot." He grabbed a second cart and walked over to were the Cherry Cola was as he knocked it all into the second cart. Fire began to wait in line to finally leave until the lady behind him started blabbing away. "Are you having a party? You know those things aren't very healthy. I bet blah and blah blah blahbla bleu blee." Fire began to lose interest and tuned her out until he came up with an idea to get her to shut up. "How would your parents feel if-"

"My parents are dead." Fire blurted and the woman's mouth snapped shut. Finally. He was second in line and was starting to get the generic elevator music that was playing stuck in his head until he noticed a little girl staring at him from behind her parents leg. He looked towards her and she quickly jumped further behind the leg. Fire looked away, but the child started to work up some courage as she began to come out from behind the leg. Fire quickly turned to the side and made the face he had made earlier, but quickly reverted back, acting as nothing had happened. The girl slowly started to cry as Fire finally got to the front of the line. The clerk started scanning his items and kept looking back up at him but tried to keep her head down. "What? Is there something on my face, or am I as sexy as I think I am?" The clerk giggled as he continued to flirt with her. He grabbed his bags and began to walk away and as he walked out of the store he saw some numbers jotted down on it and the words "Call me." at the bottom. "Heh heh, not likely." Fire said as he threw the recite in the trash, he had been flirting to get a discount, not to get a girlfriend.

He sat down on the couch at home and had just finished putting away the food. He put on a headset (custom made for Faunus that had animal ears) and began playing video games as Grim walked in. He sighed as he took of his shoes and walked to the kitchen. "Did you get food?"

"What? Oh, yeah, sure." Grim opened the fridge to see it filled to the brim with pizzas and pop, serves him right for making him think Fire would actually do what he was told. He took a box of pizza and placed it on Fire's head as it slowly began to steam. He opened ot and began eating. "So, what's the plan?"

"Well, Arthur owns a multi-billion dollar company now. It's called Excalibur Inc. or something dumb like that. I think we should pay him a little visit, maybe have a hostile takeover."

"And Dan?"

"He owns a book store with his girlfriend, his hand, now. He bought that Tuscon's Book Trade place."

"Well he shouldn't be a problem." Grim said through a mouthful of pizza. "So how are we gonna do this?"

"Well first off, we're gonna take over Arthur's company and get some weapons and money for our army."

"Army?"

"Please save all questions for the end of the explanation. Then we're gonna take over the small White Fang core that's in Incendium and Vytal, making our own personal army. Then we give them weapons."

"But what about Beacon?"

"Don't worry about them, they won't be a problem. Not after we hit Shnee Co., I heard they got a little project going on over their that Excalibur Inc. will be very interested in." Fire continued playing and was about to win, until he was blown to pieces. "FUCK!"

- Meanwhile, at the Gray Cave -

Gray fell off his bed and groaned as he picked himself up. He really needed to buy a seat belt for his bed. He stumbled through his dorm looking for a light to turn on since it was always so dark. He preferred the dark though and the curtains almost always covered the window, in fact the only sources of light were some lava lamps and neon signs that Wendy had put up. Gray ad managed to make it to the bathroom and started to get ready, it was going to be a long day. He was not looking forward to his first day at Beacon, especially if he had to were that dorky uniform. No way was he even going to touch it let alone wear it. He had heard stories of how his brother managed to avoid wearing them by blackmailing the staff and winning bets, but there was no way he was going to be like him. His brother was a liar, a cheater, a murderer and a monster. Gray wasn't any of those things... was he? He remembered the words Fire had told him word for word and they still rung in his head. "Listen, just don't make the mistakes I did. Protect your friends with your life. Oh, and stay away from the White Fang, I'll deal with them."

"How is he going to take out the White Fang anyways?" Gray's thoughts were interrupted by Felix kicking the door down and walking over to the shower half awake and turning it on with his clothes still on. He fell forward onto the wall in front of him and slowly slid down it until he was asleep at the bottom of the tub. Gray sighed and walked out to see everyone else was awake and were getting ready. "Good morning Gray." Wendy said in the middle of a yawn. "Hey, shouldn't you be wearing your uniform?"

"I'd rather die than wear that monkey suit."

"Well if you're not wearing it, than neither are we." Andrew was still half asleep and was brushing his teeth with a hair brush. "Are you sure? If you're caught not wearing it Goodwitch'll kill you."

"She'll do the same thing to you, besides, I don't know how to put on a tie."

"Fine, let's just get to class."

"Aye sir!" Wendy said saluting him.

"D-Did you really just... Know what, never mind." Gray decided not to question in and trudged out the door with Wendy skipping behind him happily and Andrew dragging Felix (who was still sleeping) along by the leg.

Goodwitch was happily humming as she prepared for her class. She had finally been freed fro Fire and now she could enjoy her job again. No arguing, no pranks, no blackmail, no bodily harm and major injuries and best of all is that everyone would be wearing their uniforms. She looked over at her stress ball and opened a drawer to put it away. "Goodbye my old friend." She was about to put it away until team GAWF walked in and sat down. Goodwitch would've ignored this if tey ha worn their uniforms and was about to lecture them until she saw the scars on their leader. Now that she thought about it she looked a lot like... him. She started squeezing the stress ball rapidly as she walked over to them. They sure were an odd group, they were all so... different. The girl was bouncing in her chair, the boy next to the leader was talking his ear off and flirted with every girl he saw, the boy that was sleeping seemed to trip other students, stole their wallets and tied their shoe laces together and their leader... Goodwitch's eyes narrowed as she looked at him. He seemed to be blasting rock and roll music. Even tough he had his earbuds in she could still hear it and the other thing was that he looked... dead or like he wasn't even there. She started to walk over and Felix panicked and looked around frantically for a place to hide all his wallets. He slowly moved them all in front of Andrew while he wasn't paying attention and tried to look as innocent as possible. "You! Earbuds! Off! Now!" Goodwitch demanded, but Gray simply stared blankly. His earbuds glowed with a purple light and unplugged themselves. "Now what do you think you're all doing!?"

"Sitting." Gray replied in his usual gloomy tone.

"Very funny. Just like your brother aren't you?!"

"Wait, what? Gray doesn't have a brother... does he?"

"How do you know I have a brother?"

"Lucky guess. Now put in your uniforms!"

"Can't, I burnt mine."

"I threw mine away."

"I think I left mine on the Dustplane." And Felix merely shrugged. They all immediately regretted their earlier decisions as they slowly started to rise into the air with the familiar purple light covering them. "Well looks like you'll have to buy new ones for yourselves after you have a discussion with the headmaster." Goodwitch was about to leave, but noticed that Gray was unaffected by her magic and was still sitting in his chair. He saw this and stood up from his chair. "Hey let go of my friends!"

"I'm afraid that's not going to happen, now come with me. If you don't I'm permitted to use force."

"I'm not going anywhere until you let go of my team."

"Well, good ting this is a combat class." Goodwitch thrust her arm forward as thousands of objects flew towards Gray. He pulled out his scythe and put it into it's baton form and smashed through the things heading toward him. "Not bad, but your brother could do much better." Gray started working faster at the mention of his brother and jumped off a table that was coming at him and towards Goodwitch. He swung his baton directly at her face, only for it to glow purple and send him flying back. "My powers might not work on you, but they will work on your weapons."

"The I guess I'll have to fight you bare handed."

"Hm. That's the way your brother fought."

Gray growled as his eyes started glowing. "I. Am. Not. My. Brother!" Gray jumped up and grabbed a crate, throwing it at Goodwitch. She stopped it in front of her with ease and smirked. "You really are like him, never learning from his mistakes and always screwing up." Goodwitch received a kick to the face as Gray. Everyone gasped as he managed to dodge her attacks, predicting her moves. He was sliding in between he legs, jumping over her and running around her as he managed to hit her repeatedly. He was about to hit her once more until Goodwitch managed to hit him and there was a blinding light. When the light faded everyone saw Gray out cold covered in bruises and cuts. "That is enough. I'm surprised you managed to adapt so quickly, but it obviously wasn't enough. Now I have to explain all this to the headmaster and give you an even worse punishment." Goodwitch turned around and began to walk away with Gray's team floating behind her. "Someone carry him to the infirmary." Everyone looked back over at Gray who was slowly getting up. "I'll do it... myself." He struggled to get up, but fell back down as students rushed to hep him up. "Get... off me. I don't... need your pity." Gray tried to fight back, but a student eventually knocked him out and the group began to drag him off.

- Back At Fire's Evil Lair -

Fire was watching TV and sighed as he continued to flip through the channels, there was never anything on late at night. The remote stopped working once he got to a news channel and Fire cursed under his breathe. "This thing eats batteries like they're candy." He was about to get up until he saw the headline of the report. He grinned as the camera showed what was left of Roman and the things he and Grim had spray painted on the walls. "Hey Grim! We're famous!" He heard Grim groan as he stomped out of his room. "What?"

"Look at the TV!" Grim watched as the news girl explained the situation.

"The rain of the infamous Roman Torchwick has come to an end by the hands, or claws, of what people are calling the Big Bad Wolf. The Wolf is also known as the murderer Firestarter Wolf and his gang of criminals. Two are unknown, but the other is Grim Wolf, his brother. As you can see they put graffiti all over the walls. One is a grinning wolf with flames for eyes and the other is a hockey mask. They also left this message at the scene of the crime, "Hello Remnant! This is your favorite and most handsome murderer! I'm sorry to inform you that I brutally murdered Roman. Now I know a few of you "liked" him, but get over it he's dead now. Oh and I'll be taking out the White Fang soon, so your welcome! Fire out! (why did I say that?)." The News reporter paused for a second and continued talking. "Well you heard it here first, but the question still remains. Is Firestarter Wolf an insane sociopath? Or is he our new savior?" Fire turned to Grim and smiled. "So?"

"So what? Everyone thinks your an insane serial killer."

"Or they think I'm their savior! Come on this is awesome! Now, when are we going to ruin Arthur's fun?"

"When you go buy some hair dye and a suit, or at least learn some manners."

"Hey what'd I do!?"

"Nothing, Arthur's just really polite and formal."

"Pft. Whatever, lets get what we need and go take over Excaila-whatever!" Fire ran out of the house and Grim followed, putting on his mask and hoodie. This was going to take a while.