Well I've been thinking about the finale of this fan fiction lately (whenever that is) and I can't decide on any of the ideas I have for it. Every time that i find one I like I always scrap it after thinking of a new one. Well future me will figure it out, for now enjoy this... thing. Camp Fire out.

Hell Hound

Gray had been for a total of five minutes before he managed to force himself to walk again. He had gotten a few bandages and a month's worth in detentions at the end of it all, but at least he hadn't broken anything. He was currently grumbling to himself about something in the cafeteria while he grabbed his tray of food, wondering why his luck was so horrible. "Fire didn't just dump his teachers' hate on me, he also gave me his karma." Gray sat down at a random table and began eating until he felt himself being surrounded by other students. He got up and moved further down the table, wanting peace and quiet. he second he sat down the group of students followed him. Gray let out a sigh and looked up at the group of students. It was His team and the members of teams RWBY and JNPR, great. "What do you want?" Yang's eyes widened as she grabbed him and started shaking Gray, his usual grim demeanor not changing.

"What do you mean "what do you want"!? You picked a fight with Goodwitch! The only other person to be dumb enough to do that is-"

Gray grabbed her arms and pushed them off of him, trying not to show that he felt like he was going to puke. "Lemme guess, Fire."

"How did you know?"

"Lucky guess."

"You know Gray," Wendy said through a mouthful of candy. "You really seem to hate Fire and you know a lot about him. Would you care to enlighten us?"

"..."

"If you do I'll buy you the new CD you've been wanting~." Wendy sang.

"Fine, I'll tell my team, but not these guys, I barely now them."

"Hey!"

Gray moved away from the two groups and took a deep breathe. Might as well tell them, they were his team and he'd rather not have Fire tell them himself. "Okay, I'm only going to say this once." Everyone (except Felix, who didn't care and was leaning back as he chugged some pop) leaned closer. "Fire... is my brother." Felix spit out his pop and started coughing while Wendy tried not to faint. Her leader was related to the Firestarter. How could he not have told her sooner!? She was his biggest fan... and maybe she had a tiny... very tiny nerd crush on him. But only a small one! Wendy grabbed a paper bag and started hyperventilating while Andrew tried not to laugh. God she was such a nerd! One time he had discovered her love shrine to Fire and she nearly killed him, it was worth the picture he had taken of it though. When he got the chance he would have to show Gray. Meanwhile, Felix realized that his leader was a potential billionaire! Fire was one of the richest Faunus to ever live! Making Gray the second. Felix rubbed his hands together maliciously, he bet Gray got the best birthday presents. "Well, I did not expect you all to react like this, and before you ask, no Felix, I am not rich." Felix fell over and died a little on the inside. "And no Wendy, I do not have his any of his hair, clothing, autograph or phone number to give you." Wendy started to hyperventilate faster. "And no Andrew, I don't want to see the picture of Wendy's love shrine to Fire. I had to discover that on my own." Gray shuddered, creepy. He did not want to be Fire when he meets her. "So if he's your brother, why do you hate him so much?"

Gray's eyes filled with hatred at the mere mention of his brother. "Because, he's the one that made me a monster, the one that gave me my horrible luck, the one that dumped the hatred that followed him on me and worst of all," Gray started crushing the table with his hands, still not realizing his semblance had activated. "He stole my memories! I can't remember my birthday, my parents, were I was born! Hell I can't even remember my middle name!" As he got angry he broke through the table and it shattered into thousands of pieces. Everyone gasped as Gray regained his composure. He looked around and saw the fear in everyone's eyes. "I've lost my apatite. I'm going to go train, I need to smash something." Andrew slowly came out from behind Felix and shuddered. "I'd hate to be the one that messes with him today."

- Meanwhile At Excalibur Co. HQ -

Fire shoved a doughnut in his mouth as he watched the guards through his binoculars. He had been trying to memorize the patrol patterns all day and had listened in on all of Arthur's phone calls. He had dyed his hair white and wore the same suit Arthur was wearing today as well earlier. He had almost finished his preparations before he initiated the second step to Plan B. "You ready?" Fire jumped slightly and shook his head. "Jeez, don't sneak up on me like that. It's creepy enough that you never sleep, but even worse if you pop up outta no where." Grim gave him a weird look.

"Sorry I-"

"No... just... Stop doing that. That was like the eighth time today."

"Okay, whatever."

"Oh and before I forget why do you always wear that mask?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, for all I know you could be a chick."

"What do you mean "I could be a chick"?! I were guy clothes and I have a guy's voice!"

"First off, that was the first time I've ever seen you lose your composure. Second, you might have a voice changer and a weird sense in clothing. And third, you need to wear this if you're planning on coming with me." Grim opened a paper bag and took out two suits, one was for a boy and the other was... "Did you... did you really think I might've been a girl?"

"That's not important right now! What's important is taking over Excalibur Co. So put on the suit in that port-o-potty and we can begin."

A few awkward conversations and fifteen minutes later Fire and Grim were standing in front of the main doors of Excalibur Co. A bead of sweat rolled down Fire's face as he saw a small army of guards walk past him. If he couldn't pull this off and he got caught he could actually... He gulped and kept walking with Grim behind him. He was wearing a black trench coat, gray pants, a black fedora and white and black shoes. He ha also been given two pistols by Fire, it probably wasn't a good idea to only carry around short range weapons anyways. He had his weapons hidden under his trench coat. He pulled off his mask and put on some black sunglasses as he put the mask into a pocket on the inside of the coat. "So, what's my story again?"

"You're my new body guard, Jack."

"Hm. Jack, I like it."

"Good. Now lets hurry up, these guards make e feel uneasy." Fire walked towards the doors and they slid open as he approached them. He walked through and saw a girl with a headset working rapidly as she answered calls and wrote on papers, sliding from one spot to another with her computer chair. He walked past her giant circle shaped desk that she sat in the middle of until she noticed him and called him over. "Hey! Boss! Come over here!"

"You don't have too yell, I have super hearing." Fire whined as he uncovered his ears.

"Oh, sorry. It's just that I have some papers for you and you told me to remind about your meeting."

"Huh, whuh? I mean yeah, sure. Hey do you now were my office is?"

"Yeah, it's on the top floor. Why do you ask? You spend all your time in there?"

"Oh, my friend Jack needs instructions on how to get there since I have to go to that meeting and don't have time to show him." The secretary peeked over Fire's shoulder to get a look at Grim. His eyes stared back at her's with a look that made a Grimm look cute and cuddly. "What's with him?"

"Oh, um... Quite frankly I don't even know that." Grim sighed and trudged towards the elevator. "Are we going or what?"

"Yeah, yeah. I'm coming." As he left the secretary blinked with a blank expression. "Weird, Arthur usually isn't so... energetic."She pressed down a button as she put her walkie-talkie to her ear. "It's him."

"So, uh, wich floor was it again?"

"The top one."

"Right, the top one." Fire looked at all the buttons and scratched his head, he had never used an elevator before. Which button was the top though? The lowest, or the highest. "Eeni, meanie, minie." Fire pressed a button and jumped as he felt the small room begin to move. "Calm down, they're supposed to do this." Fire eased a little, but was still on guard, but only because of the weird feeling he had in his stomach.

When the elevator finally and the doors slid open Fire ran too a garbage can and started throwing up. Never again. Grim walked out and held back a laugh, who knew the mighty Big Bad Wolf got motion sickness. He turned around and saw that they weren't in an office, but the weapon and testing facility. He looked over at a huge red button and saw the words, "ACTIVATE PROTOTYPE #300B" blinking on the screen above it. Better hide this from Fire before he- "Whoa! What does this do!?" Fire punched the button down and Grim face palmed. The screen lowered itself to reveal a window and on the other side was the coolest thing Fire had ever seen and the worst thing Grim had ever seen. "OH MY GOD! It's a robot me!"

Just as Fire had finished speaking the robot version of him eyes lit up, becoming red. "Initiating demonstration." Other robots were pushed up from the floor as the holes they came from closed and a robotic arm lowered from the ceiling and handed Fire a pamphlet. He began reading it as Grim watched the robot go to work. It smashed through the first wave easily with only one hand. It's hands folded backwards and flamethrower muzzles came out and it melted two robots into puddles. The end of the flamethrowers retreated back inside it and it's hands started folding up again. The palm went under it's right forearm and the fingers morphed into hollow cylinders and started to slowly rotate, slowly becoming faster and faster. It held up it's right arm with the other as an onslaught of bullets shot out from the fingers, acting like a miniature Gatling gun. After turning five more androids into swiss cheese it's right hand completely receded into it's arm and a sword of pure light took it's place. The robot Fire's foes took a step back and exchanged looks before making a run for it. Unfortunately, they didn't get very far. The robotic warrior ran forward and sliced through it's enemy's like they weren't even there. As he slashed through them he slowly became covered in oil and he turned to the last robot with flames and the scrap that was left of the others behind him. It slowly began to walk back until it tripped and fell. It began to crawl backwards until the robotic Fire placed it's foot on it's chest and thrust his sword downward. "Demonstration complete. 25% of features shown, to see the full 100% please purchase you're very own Hell Hound."

"A Hell Hound? This thing looks like it's the only one here, must still be working on the others."

"Hey Grim, look at this pamphlet. It says that this robot is based off of me, and it shows all it's features. It also says that for an extra five hundred million linen you can give the robot free will and emotions so it can think more creatively. It also says that someones mind can be downloaded into them as long as you have their DNA."

"Anything else?"

"Yeah, a lot actually. One of the cooler things is that it can learn from whatever it sees and adapt to it."

"Whelp, time to destroy all the blueprints for them."

"What!? Why!?"

"These things are one of the most dangerous things to ever exist! Imagine if one with free will created a robot revolution and caused the apocalypse! Or what if one managed to create time travel!"

"Okay, you take care of that and I'll... destroy the Hell Hound."

"Okay, but if you trick me..."

"I won't, scouts honor." Fire saluted him and Grim stared holes through him for a few seconds, but decided he wasn't lying and left. Fire uncrossed his fingers and picked up a micro chip. "Free will, or..." Fire took out the vile that had Garnet's hair in it. "Sorry Garnet, but if I do that you might kill me... or worse." Fire opened a door and walked towards the robot, hopefully this chip worked. As he held out the chip a slot in the back of the Hell Hound's head opened. "Seems legit." Fire slid the small device into the slot and the robot whirred to life. It's eyes glowed blue instead of red this time and it slowly turned towards Fire. "Sup dog, heheh, get it? 'Cuz you're a Hell Hound. God I'm funny."

"W-Who are you?"

"My name is Firestarter Gray Wolf, the best person to ever live ever... besides the guy that invented explosions and pizza. Now whoever did that is great."

"Firestarter Gray Wolf, aka, The Big Bad Wolf. You are wanted for third degree murder, theft, assault, arson, bribery, credit fraud, disturbing the peace, forgery, fraud, identity theft, kidnapping, harassment, voluntary manslaughter, shop lifting, vandalism, tax evasion and cyber bullying. The bounty on your head is enough to buy a small island or CraftMine nearly four times."

"How much is that?"

"Calculating... nine point three billion linen."

"Oh my God! Do you think I could turn myself in for a reward!?"

"I calculate a 25% chance of success, and that's with the addition that you have inside sources and the law enforcement in the area are idiotic."

"Huh, you talk funny."

"Indeed, but I bet you talked "funny" on your first day of being conscious too." Fire thought back to the first week of being alive. "Talk shit get hit!"

"Yeah, you're definitely right about that one."

"So, what is my new identification that you may refer to me by?"

"You mean your name? I don't know, but we'll decide that later, first put on this extra disguise I brought." The robot curiously looked at the long sleeve shirt that he was given and turned his head to the side slightly. "Oh yeah, you don't know how to put on clothes, here lemme help." A few minutes later the robot was staring down at gray pants, sneakers and the red long sleeve shirt. "You should probably use this too, it'll make it harder for people to see that you're made of metal. Good thing you have actual hair and skin colored metal." The robot took the blue hat with the bird on it and placed it on his head. "Thank you Firestarter Gray Wolf."

"Please, call me Fire."

"This does seem more efficient and to conserve time."

"Um, yeah I guess, well lets get Grim and go. We gotta pay Arthur a visit."

"Arthur King Wolf, the brother/multiple personality of Firestarter Gray Wolf. Correction, Fire. He is the gentleman of the group and disappeared recently, but some believe he is the owner of Excalibur Co."

"Yeah... lets just go." Fire walked away wit the unnamed Hell Hound close behind.

- Back With Te Ever Cheerful Gray -

Gray walked out of the simulation room and dried his hair with a towel, what a day. He folded up his scythe and hung it from his side as he walked out the door, but suddenly came to a halt as he bumped into someone. "Hey! Watch it."

"Oh nooo did I hurt your feelings?" Gray's voice was oozing sarcasm as he kept walking until whoever he had bumped into grabbed his arm. He turned around with his hand ready to grab his weapon, but he froze as he saw the boy. He had blue hair and was walking with two other girls. The girl with the black hair... was familiar. "Hey, what's your name?"

"So you bump into me and then ignore me? Who do yo-"

"Mercury let him go." The girl with black hair commanded. Mercury immediately let go with no objections, but let out a sigh. "I'm sorry for my... team member's behavior. My name is Cinder, Cinder Fall." Gray's head felt like it was being torn apart when she told him her name. She was so... familiar. He blocked out the pain and rubbed his head. "Hey, I know this is a strange question, but have you ever... seen me before?"

"Hm. No, but you look a lot like..."

"A lot like who?"

"Never mind, he's not my concern anymore."

"W-Wait, who's not your concern? Who do I look like?"

"Trust me, you don't want to get involved in his business. He'll just drag you down with him, just like everyone else."

"Wait!" Gray was about to grab her arm until something hot hit him and he flew back into a wall. "Obviously no one's taught you your manners. Mercury, teach him a few for me."

Mercury cracked his knuckles. "With pleasure, this kid seems like he'll be fun to play with."

Gray drew his weapon. "That sounded really wrong."

"Wow, you talk like him too... occasionally."

"Seriously! Who is h-" Gray received a kick too the stomach. "Hey, don't worry about her, right now you gotta deal with me." Gray picked himself up for the second time and sighed, just his luck.