October 8th, 2006

Guess where I went yesterday? Go on, guess!

No, it wasn't the Bugle building to terrorize Jameson (though that does sound fun, come to think of it)

No, it wasn't the Moondance Cafe, just to name a random place that holds no significance whatsoever.

I went to the Avenger's Mansion! Score one for the dork in the costume!

Okay, so it's really Tony Stark's(aka Iron Man, for those of you who live under a rock) fancy skyscraper that they use as a base there. I mean, that building is crazy big. It's amazing what you can do with only a few billion dollars...

Anywho, I met up with Captain America. I hadn't seen him since I helped out with the whole Doctor Doom situation late last June, and Cap was lookin good. He was training when Jarvis, the coolest butler dude ever, gave us some coffee. Jarvis wouldn't give me any at first, since I'm known as the world's infamous leading caffeine fiend. Do you know how embarrassingly degrading it is to be called a caffeine fiend in front of a living legend like Captain America? But I had my good 'ol cup o' joe, and soon I was bouncing off the walls. Literally--little pun there, since I can actually do that. If you didn't get the pun than that's your loss.

It wasn't a personal visit, though; I had a few favors to call in for Cap. But Captain America said he'd certainly help out a fried like me, and that I helped him out of a lotta tough spots, so it's the least he could do, since he owed me one. And I was like, I Am Friends With Captain America. Captain America Owes Me. Cool!

Well, now I am off to buy pretty-boy Johnny Storm a birthday present, because his birthday party is tomorrow. I actually got an invitation. I actually had to call from a phonebooth to actually RSVP for his party. So tomorrow I'm showing up at the Baxter Building for his party--his superhero only party. What the hell do you get the Human Torch for his birthday, a $15 giftcard to Target? I mean, that's like giving Dare Devil a pair of socks for the holidays! It's crazy! What the hell do you get a superhero for his birthday, or, better yet, what kind of superhero has a birthday party and invites other superheroes? Woo, I can tell that party's gonna be awkward...

...what do I wear...?

COMMENTS:

(subj: party)

So you got an invite too? Go figure. I might just show up for the free beer...there WILL be beer, right?

--Logan

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(subj: none)

I thought I saw your costumed butt at my tower. How the hell've ya been? Haven't seen you since June. Stop by anytime...though I won't be serving any coffee...Cap already told me that story.

-Tony Stark

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(subj: coolio!)

Damn, you can just walk in and see Captain America? Coolio!!! Dude, you rock, you know that? I mean, you seriously, seriously, Seer-ee-uh-ss-l-y rOcK! I'm your biggest fan ever, and proudly the founding member and president of your official fan club! Keep saving the world, Spidey! I love you!!!1!111!!!!!!!!!!!

--Flash