"There's a scarecrow in the middle of my office, and I'm pretty sure it's your fault." Crocodile said to Doflamingo over a Transponder Snail.
"But you said you needed something to keep the birds away."
"I was talking about you." Crocodile growled.
"Oh, I don't think there's anything for that..." Doflamingo laughed. "It's the thought that counts, right?"
The sand man scoffed. "If that's so, then this bit of straw will keep you away." Crocodile drummed his fingers. "Maybe I'll keep it."
