Note: One shots, take them as you will.
#11. Eternity
All the HIVE kids had conflicting views about the afterlife, but they all knew that it was really useless fighting about it, since none of them would ever know the truth until they were dead. And then they would have virtually no one to brag to.
Except perhaps the worms (in Vito's, and Seymour's case), the Angels (in Angelica's, and Montego's case), the other hell-mongers (in Billy's, Elliot's, and Bailey's case), and the other individuals waiting on their next life (in Jinx's case).
But, it was just stupid talking about it since they all knew that the aspect of having an afterlife was really just a ploy to make everyone feel better about dying.
#12. Static
Seymour thought Static Shock was really a dodgy character seeing as how close he constantly became with the other villains. And how little he actually he had learned before the show was cancelled.
At least Batman would never give a villain two, or three different chances in hopes that they would become better people. At least the Batman saved time, instead of wasting thirty minutes on something that could be easily avoided with the right shot to the criminal's heart.
Static Shock really was stupid, and should have never given that pink haired dimwit a chance, because that flashy speedster was just going to shoot her in the heart sooner or later anyway.
Fucking Static Shock!
#13. French Fries
The first time Xilo had ever tried earth food had been a traumatic one for the foreign being. It had occurred during lunch, when Billy wasn't obviously going to eat any of his food that day. Xilo was still trying to figure out what the hell he should do now that his food packs were all gone, and it was Billy that had told him to just "try it". "It" being the food on his plate, which made Xilo suspicious, seeing how Billy rarely ate the food himself.
But, his hunger was becoming too much, so Xilo finally relented on the small yellow extensions in front of him.
And although they weren't incredibly bad, it still took a lot for Xilo to swallow the damn things without gagging.
Perhaps other earth food wouldn't be so bad, Xilo internally reconciled.
Fat chance.
#14. Driving
Billy really loved driving, but he would never know that his greatest love would end up being the death of him in another forty years.
Drunk drivers were scum, the Reaper decided as he looked across to the boy that would end up dying with a pole being lodged into his skull.
#15. Kidney
Interstitial Cystitis sucked. And having it sucked even more.
So, whenever she had to go back to that damn Urologist, she made sure to cover her tracks in hopes that none of her friends would ever find out.
Because it seriously sucked to have a condition that slowly killed off your bladder, and kidneys without having any current cure. And it really sucked to know that this disease (or rather symptom, as most thought it was just a minor extension of something greater) would end up causing her to become incontinent, which meant that she could never marry any respectable man.
Kitten decided that life generally sucked though, so it was useless whining about it.
#16. Car Wash
Seymour couldn't help but strap himself onto Billy's car, since he felt like he should be the one to decide if the company's ad on cleanliness was really true or not.
No one liked false advertisement, and Seymour was more than willing to take a punch in order to convey his thoughts on the actual cleanliness that the car wash provided.
Plus, it would be really cool to tell others that he actually had done something good for humanity, even if it was just breaking one advertisement at a time.
#17. Parents
Vito sometimes wished he had been able to have known them, or just had been old enough to remember their faces. But, as it were the orphanage didn't give him much chance to do anything really. The nuns just expected the children to shut up, get out of the way, and survive on their own. So, that's what Vito did, most of the time anyway. He still tried to grab their attention with diverse tools, and basic machinery that he had created himself, only to be told to "get out of the way" while they did their daily chores.
So, yeah. Sometimes, just sometimes Vito wished that he had been able to have known his parents, just so that they could say that they were proud of his accomplishments, and more importantly him.
#18. Battery
Jinx once had eaten a battery (because Seymour had dared her to), which later led her to have a horrific procedure that had almost killed her. So, whenever Seymour felt the need to call Jinx "weak", she would always counteract that she had gone through the surgery to remove the battery without anesthesia. In which Seymour would then shut up, and drop the subject entirely.
#19. Glasses
Billy had horrible eyesight, and if asked why he didn't just get glasses he would respond with a stern, "FUCK YOU!" But, if Billy had ever felt the need to tell the true reason behind his reluctance in getting corrective lenses, then the listener would know that Billy actually cared more about his reputation than anyone would have ever expected.
Because only dorks wear glasses voluntarily.
#20. Fruit
When Elliot was nine one of his classmates (someone who he can only vaguely remember today) had called him a 'fruit', which Elliot thought meant a good thing. It wasn't until he was fourteen did he realize that describing yourself as 'a fruit' to a girl that you had just slept with really wasn't a good idea.
But, Elliot still can't help but laugh when he remembers that the girl had began to cry, telling him that she had always thought she was one as well.
Side Note: Interstitial Cystitis truly does suck, trust me, I would know.