Note: One shots, take them as you will.

#21. Picture

Angelica had absolutely loved getting her picture taken, since it never came out bad. But, it was too bad that she would never realize that her modeling career would end up killing her.

Jealousy really was a terrible thing to develop.

#22. Venture

Billy really hated it when Seymour felt the need to talk with a lisp around him for an entire weak. Damn those Venture Bros., and that freakin' midget.

#23. Blood

Once Xilo had cut off his arm so that he could prove to Billy that he didn't bleed red, or at all really. But, before Billy could really get a better feel inside, the damn thing had grown back. So, after thirteen tries, they had just given up.

Later that night though, Xilo had cut open his arm once again, only to watch the red liquid fall from his wrist onto the stained carpet.

It was a good thing that his species were known universally for their incredible self-healing powers.

#24. Dumb

Sometimes Vito wished that he was retarded, because then all the little secrets of the universe wouldn't matter, and he could live a more fulfilling life than if he was normal or as he was now.

Being retarded (or "special") would allow him to think about mostly cheerful, care free things that would give him the freedom of not having to be helpful to anyone. He wouldn't have to figure out schemes for heists, and he wouldn't need to steal from diverse locations in order to be fed well.

If Vito were retarded people would take care of him, for him. They would care. And perhaps even they would learn to love him.

Because retarded people were allowed to be happy, while geniuses were meant to live in a world where no one gave a damn about them.

#25. Family Guy

"Don't you know about the word, WELL SEYMOURS GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE WORD!" and thus is what started the "Seymour No TV" ban. Which was enacted on June 3, 2007 and ended exactly ten minutes later when Elliot came out singing that exact tune.

Because really? Who hated Family Guy?

#26. Process

There were still holes in the wall where Jinx had become so overemotional that she had almost torn down the entire school with her hexes.

But, Angelica insisted that it was just a normal part of the healing process, especially when the guy that broke up with you had A) Took your virginity, B) Lied to you about his affiliation, C) Left you to die amongst the rubble, and D) Had told he would never leave you. So, it was normal that even after months of rebuilding her life, the school, and the people around her that she would still become a little overemotional over something as silly as heart break.

#27. Yaoi

Seymour had signs for certain occasions when people were getting way too close. These signs were cheerfully inscribed as Yaoi, Yuri, and Hentai. And Billy (still to this day) thought that Yaoi meant that Seymour just wanted some chocolate milk.

Because wasn't Yaoi just a bad misspelling for Yahoo?

#28. Future

Vito had no idea that his future consisted of an actual wife, and child. Two of which that he would love, but lose after it became clear that this workaholic would never be cured by pure, eternal love.

So, in actuality Vito would end up having an ex-wife, and a child that couldn't even remember exactly what his father's face looked like anymore.

#29. Hearts

It was difficult to swallow now that it was official that her previous marriage with the publically beloved Flash (formerly known as Kid Flash) was over. And it was even more difficult to swallow knowing that she had been the one to ruin it all.

#30. Pacifier

No one knew that Bailey had dolls. They didn't know that he had begun dressing them up for years. Having bought dozens of tiny doll's clothes in hoping to replicate his future dream girl: a girl that would consist of cooing sounds, uncensored gargled words, a pink pacifier, a cozy blanket, and a disposable diaper.

All of which would be on a lovely Adult Baby girl whom wouldn't judge her Daddy for wanting her to need him.

Because really, Diaper Admirers still weren't considered "overall OK" in the kinky world, nonetheless the normal one.