December 31st, 2006
Merry Christmas!
Or, for all my Jew friends, Happy Hanukkah! Mozel Tov!
I went to a Christmas Eve party last night, at the Avengers Mansion, none the less. But I chilled with the family and sang carols that were way out of tune. Hey, if we didn't sing of key then we wouldn't be us.
I got a ton of awesome gifts, none that I will name at the risk of someone hunting down the recites, but I can assure you that Christmas is not about receiving, it's about giving. And guess what the Lizard gave me? A bloody lip, dislocated shoulder, and a game of excruciating tag around the Theater District.
Why must bad things happen on holidays? Really? Why couldn't the Lizard have the decency to cause mayhem in the city a day or two later, maybe after I was finished taking down the Christmas tree and the Menorah (I'm half and half).
Did anyone see me on the Bugle News? Jameson has his own news program, on live television. He showed me chasing after the mutant-lizard-thingy, and he made it like I was out of breath and tired. THAT'S NORMAL FOR A GUY WHO CHASES A FREAKING LIZARD AROUND FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS! JEEZ!
Well, I'm off to play a round of Halo and then grab a slice for pizza. If you see any trouble, don't call--I'm taking the day off. Johnny Storm would be more than happy to help.
COMMENTS:
(subj: halo)
I will school you in Halo! Bring it on!
---John-nay Storm
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(subj: happie holidays)
Hey, tiger. Happy Holidays from Queens!
--Mary Jane
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(subj:sorry)
Sorry about that. I'm not sure what happened...thanks for the help, though. Much appreciated.
--Dr. Connors.