January 21st, 2007

Dare Devil annoys the hell outta me sometimes. I mean, really. He thinks I'm too immature. I am not immature! I just enjoy my job. Why can't I have fun? Why do I have to be stiff like him? Because I have my own way of doing things.

People don't get that. They really don't.

That's how I roll is an understatement. I roll my own way, that's about it. And I like how I roll. If you don't like how you roll then what's the point of rolling at all?

...hrm...

Did anyone read the Bugle lately? They're still yapping on about that whole ordeal that happened around the tenth, with me and Venom working together. We have a love-hate relationship; I don't expect anyone to understand that. We team up on occasion, and afterwards he's still bent on killing me. He's the only one I could've used to help stop Carnage: I can't take that psycho all by myself! Not when he's on a killing-spree, anyway. He's a cold-blooded murderer. And Venom hates him more than anything else. So, why not let him help?

We made a deal where if he helped me, he'd be exempt from his recent crimes. Of course, who am I to decide that? So, I agreed. So me and Venom went of into the night, and we found Carnage, brought him to justice, and ran. We're good at running. We really are--we're so fast you wouldn't even be able to see us with the naked eye.

After than Venom tried to kill me.

And I tried to kill him. But I don't kill people--I'm just too nice.

So we fought, he ran like a baby, I spent half the night looking for him, then I turned in for some shut-eye. Then I turned on the news at three AM to see that Venom was near the G.W. Bridge. So I had to go and chase him over there. By the time I got there, he was gone.

I hate that.

Why is it that when I show up, everyone decides to run? Stop running already! Make it that much easier for me! God!

But my job's not easy. That's why no one else does it. Because no one else is stupid enough to do it but me. Because I'm stupid enough. Hrm...that didn't sound as good as I thought it would...

COMMENTS:

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We're not stupid, Spider-Man. It's quite the opposite. We know the risks, but we take them because it's the right thing to do.

--Tony Stark

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What you do is far beyond stupidity. Facing dangerous men like myself on a daily basis. No--I never understood the self-sacrificing type. It is beyond stupidity--and yet, there is something formidable about it. Something very, very formidable.

--Doctor Octavius