A/N: Okay, okay, A/N, A/N, A/N, blah, blah, blah. Enjoy.
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"Okay, who wants my Oreo today?" asked Near, as it had become a regular lunchtime tradition to argue over Near's Oreo that he told his mother constantly that he didn't want, but she insisted upon giving anyway.
"Mm, I'll have it today." Replied L.
"'Kay." And, without a fuss, Near handed it over.
"Hey! Whoa! I want a piece too!" Matt reacted.
"Seriously, give me a piece too." Mello added.
"No! Matt, you got it yesterday! Near gave it to me! I'm not opening it until later!"
"No! Open it now!"
"Yeah! Now!"
"NO!"
"At least give some to Light!" Matt replied, referring to the newcomer, who was regretting sitting with these freaks.
"NO!"
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Eventually, L gave in and gave Matt and Mello each a small piece of the Oreo. And he was very unhappy.
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I was pretty much reenacting what happened at lunch today, so very sorry if L was completely out of character. Other than that, I have nothing left to say.