March 12th, 2007

I haven't seen the nice assassin lady for three days now…she's given me quite a lovely little break from running for me life.

Well, I got nothing to blog about, so I did this little survey thingy:

Top 10 People I Wanna Meet:

10) Sanjaya Malakar from American Idol—thanks for ruining music.

9) Fergie, so I can slap her in the face and be like "you don't sing, you spell!" Hey, a lotta people have wanted to do that—I'm not the only one.

8) The guy who invented Proactiv—that miracle stuff that makes acne go away. Somebody deserves a high-five.

7) Whoever runs Activision, the company that makes my videogames—somebody up there doesn't like me and makes my butt look big in the newest one for XBOX 360.

6) The girl in those Neutrogena commercials—I wanna tell her that I really know that she secretly uses Proactiv.

5) A nice version of J. Jonah Jameson—one that waves, says "hi", asks how the wife and kids are doing, and buys me a nice cup of coffee so we can casually discuss life.

4) The creator of Family Guy—I saw the episode where Peter Griffin dresses like me and crawls upside-down on the laundry line going "NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa Spider-Man! Spider-Man!"

3) The dude that's on that TV show, Yo Mamma—I just wanna hear him say " A thousand dollars in cash a-money!"

2) Ben and Jerry. Their ice cream is fricking AWESOME!!!

1) Superman, because he is the best superhero ever, fictional or not. Why? When it comes down to it, it's all about motivation. Why does Batman do it? Parents were killed. Why does Dare Devil do it? Dad was shot. Why do I do it? I got my own reasons. But Superman does it because he has the power to, and because he knows he can do the right thing. It doesn't get anymore motivational than that, now does it?

COMMENTS:

(subj:none)

Fergie and Sanjaya amaze me. And that's not a good thing.

--Ben Grimm

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(subj:superman)

No one can ever live up to Superman--you're right. But look at you! Look at me--mostly me. We both do a lot for people, don't we? We're like Superman to all our New Yorkers--especially me.

--John-nay Storm

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(subj: none)

I don't even think I HAVE a videogame...

--Dare Devil

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(subj: Proactiv)

I use Proactiv--it kicks Neutrogena's ass!!!!

--Brooklynn

A/N: I figured I'd squeeze in one more chapter before I hit the road and start my vacation. Enjoy! I'm literally leaving now--my parents are yelling at me. haha.