March 20th, 2007
I hate assassins.
Really. I saw her today, and I was like, Lady, Just Gimme A Break! Why Do You Want To Shoot Me?
She was all like, my employer told me to and blah blah blah.
I was like, Who The Hell Wants Me Dead? Then I realized how dumb this question was. There are fewer people that DON'T want me dead. I can name at least ten people off the top of my head that want to kill me...hrm...King Pin, Octavius, Electro, Chameleon, Venom, Carnage, Vulture, Mysterio, Rhino, Scorpion, Nick Fury--okay, maybe Fury doesn't want me dead, but that guy smirks everytime he sees me. I don't like him.
Thing is, besides King Pin, NONE of these people would hire an assassin--the others want to kill me themselves, feeling my bones break with their bare hands...that's a nice thought...
I ran away again, dodging at least a dozen bullets that had my name on 'em.
I gotta stop this whole assassin thing before it gets outta hand...
...though it never really was in hand to begin with...
COMMENTS:
(subj:none)
Welcome to the club--the People Wanna Kill Me Club. What more do you expect when you're in our line of work, bub?
--Logan.
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((subj: my bad)
I wish I could help ya out, Webby--I just don't really know who's hit-list you're on. Think of people you've recently pissed off--I know that's a lot, but assassins are usually short-term, right? She's gotta be employed just recently.
--Mr. Fantastic.
A/N: I just arrived to my vacation spot, and I made sure to add a chapter! Thanks so much for all the reviews!