April 3rd, 2007
Guess where I was today?
I'm in the SHIELD hellicarrier with Nick Fury and the gang.
Why?
Because somebody pulled the old but reliable, "Let's Blame Spider-Man For Murder!" trick.
So, being the untrustworthy, reckless vigilante that I am, they believed it.
I was actually in handcuffs and everything. I couldn't have broken these--SHIELD made those special ones lock your entire lower arm. So I was worried that I'd be thrown in the nearest prison cell.
But I spent most of the trip in Fury's office, sipping his coffee and using his fancy-pants laptop. Because he owes me big time.
See, he didn't believe me when I told them I was innocent. Turns out Mysterio broke out of prison and disguised himself as me(well DUH!!!!). So when Fury found out about this he came to my holding room--which was locked and contained a really uncomfy cot. I was here for over three hours! Fury came in and explained everything and said "I Take Full Responsibility". Harsh, Angry Words Were Spoken. By Me. At Him.
So he unlocked my cuffs and told me to go to his office. He bought me coffee, and I gave him the stink eye. He couldn't see it, cuz I had my mask on, but he understood my use of the Silent Treatment.
He dropped me off over Queens and he apologized, which was actually quite big of him.
"Make sure you don't piss of other heroes. Wolverine wouldn't be as nice as me." I said. I jumped out of that hellicarrier faster than Superman runs from kryptonite.
But do you know how humiliating that entire ordeal was? I'm a hero, I have an image, and I was walking around in restraints, helpless and defeated. I still remember all the agents looking at me like I lost.
I wouldn't never kill anyone. Spider-Man doesn't kill people.
Hopefully Nick Fury and his SHIELD robots know that now.
Because if they don't, they'll be buying me a lot more coffee.
COMMENTS:
(subj:none)
That's very unfortunate, Spider-Man. But they're just doing their job. It was just a misunderstanding. It's a good thing you got your name cleared.
--Tony Stark
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(subj:Fury)
I know you don't trust Nick Fury, let alone like him, but hey--ya got coffee! Just steer clear of SHIELD for a while, let the whole thing blow over.
--Sue Storm
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(subj: hell yes)
You're right. I'd curse them out and ruin their little hovercar. No one arrests me for sumthin I didn't do and gets away with it.
--Logan