April 10th, 2007
I've been blogging a lot recently, huh?
Well, I tell ya, I really hope April Showers Bring May Flowers cuz it's been pouring for the past day and a half.
I hope Hydro Man isn't around...that'll suck...battling a guy with water powers when it's raining.
I hate it when it rains. My costume gets all sticky and stuff. I hate wet in general.
Ooh man, this one time I slipped off my webline and flew straight into the Hudson. Ick.
I showered five times after that.
Well, as you can see, I am bored out of my mind. I'm talking about times I got wet.
Hey...did you just see that? Well, of course you didn't just see that, 'cause I'm the one typing. The rain just stopped. Like, from nowhere.
Hold on, I'll be right back.
Back.
It was Storm, of the X-Men. I was like, You're The Reason It's Been Raining For A Day And A Half? This being a joke, of course. If you didn't get that then try a reading a stiff's blog...like Dare Devil.
I like the X-Men. They're nice, got their hearts in the right place. Wolverine's all good. He just needs to drink a little less beer, say "bub" a little bit less, and take a little more showers.
Oh, for those of you who don't just selfishley read my blog and actually care about my current state of health, there has been no sign of the crazy assassin lady. I think I finally got her to stop. She was really starting to annoy/scare me. Most people have never had a crazy person bent on killing them come chasing you around the city. It's very nerve-racking. Before...whatever happened, Elektra went after me a couple times. She can get very insane sometimes (no offense if you're reading this, Elektra. Please don't hunt me down).
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I'll show YOU stiff...
--Dare Devil
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I hate it when it rains...I'm stuck inside all day...
Anyway, be thankful the assassins are hot girls instead of ugly, mug-faced dudes. Come on--don't deny the ladies their hott-ness!!!!
--John-nay Storm