Chapter 8: My Shamy Amour

Max, Phallon and Penny arrive at the Last Resort restaurant.

The Last Resort restaurant is a wonderful culinary establishment featuring New American Cuisine using quality drug-free meats and the freshest organic/sustainable produce from local and regional farmers.

While waiting for their table Penny admires the mediterranean décor and Max. Wow, what a hunk of testosterone. She has to almost physically restrain herself from jumping on him and riding that Bronco. Geez, Penny thinks. It has been to long since I had sex. Okay if I think about Howard in sexy underwear I should be able to control myself.

Max is thinking, Man she is so beautiful I just want to eat her up. I am getting seriously excited standing next to her. I hope they seat us soon or I will be embarrassed. I will think about Gramps and Grammy doing the nasty. Yep that's working.

Phallon, is thinking, Wow, I need to stand back before I get hit by pheromone radiation. I need to call Taylor tonight for some phone sex or my battery-operated Barbie and I will be getting together for another night of fun. I will think about penises. Yes, that's working.

The hostess escorts them to a table with a gorgeous view of the ocean. Their waiter is a friendly guy with a dramatic flair. No doubt another actor in the making. With orders placed Penny strikes up a conversation.

Smiling seductively Penny looks at Max. "Max and Phallon care to join me in a game of questions so that we can get to know each other better? The rules are everyone takes turns asking questions."

The brother and sister nod yes.

Penny looking into Max's beautiful gray eyes: "What is your biggest goal in life right now?"

Wow, I hope she is prepared for my answer because it's near and dear to my heart. "I want a loving wife and happy family."

"Wow, that is lovely. I have no doubt that you will succeed."

Penny mumbles, Howard's man drawers, in an effort to suppress her libido.

Max gages her expression and response. He likes what he sees. "What's your favorite way to spend a Saturday?"

"Early morning run, watching college football, and dancing, I love ballroom and salsa."

"Want to go dancing tomorrow night?"

Laughing and smiling Penny responds, "Smooth, I think I would love to go dancing with you tomorrow."

Their food arrives and lively discussion ensues regarding the wedding, when Taylor is expected home and the tasty meal. Unfortunately, Phallon brings up a taboo topic and the discussion becomes heated between Max and Penny.

Penny jumps up from the table and says, "Are you kidding me I am eating with a damn Hawkeye."

Max jumps up and says, "Shit you are a Cornhusker."

"We were ripped off during the last game. Which referee did you Cornhuskers pay off?"

"We came to Iowa and beat you fair and square 37 to 34 at home stop whining and take your ass whipping like a man."

Max was flushed, Penny was heated, Phallon was starving, and the adversaries captivated everyone in the restaurant.

Max a little calmer sat and said, "That's why we are going to shuck you and throw you in the compost bin this year."

Penny sat down seething. "You are delusional if you think you have a chance in hell of defeating us this year."

"I've never seen a Cornhusker dance. Tomorrow should be interesting."

"I can out dance a Hawkeye any day, bring it on."

Phallon had no idea that both Max and Penny were so competitive.

Penny and Max traded barbs for the remainder of the meal. Phallon was all but forgotten, however she couldn't recall a more entertaining meal. Yep Max and Penny had something if they didn't strangle each other first.

Phallon didn't care one way or the other about football but her brother is a hardcore Iowa Hawkeye fan. It appears that Penny is a hardcore Nebraska Cornhuskers fan. She couldn't wait to tell the ladies.

Penny came home still seething over Max and his Cornhusker comments, however she was seriously stimulated by their adversarial confrontation.

It definitely distracted her from thinking about Sheldon and Amy. She hoped their wedding night was all that they desire. She talked to Sheldon and Amy about expectations and the mechanics of sex. I hope I didn't screw them up.

Sheldon closes the door behind Penny, Max and Phallon and sets the alarm. As he turns and gazes at his beautiful wife he asks, "Are you hungry?"

Amy's appetite has fled. Now that she has achieved her goal of becoming Sheldon's wife she only has one thing on her mind…consummation. Her panties are wet with anticipation.

Sheldon isn't hungry either and surprisingly he is not nervous. He trusts Penny completely and she was quite thorough in advising him what to expect and do.

"Amy you are a beautiful bride and thank you for allowing Penny to incorporate the Klingon ceremony. I thought out wedding was simply elegant and flawless. Since neither of us is hungry why don't we go upstairs and change into something more comfortable."

"Yes, Phallon and Penny have prepared a honeymoon suite and I was told not to enter until we became husband and wife."

Sheldon grabs her hand and escorts her upstairs to the honeymoon suite. As they enter they are speechless. The room was decorated in white, black and red. There was soft battery operated candlelight placed strategically throughout the room, balloons were hovering over an easel with a 16 x 20 picture of Sheldon and Amy in their wedding attire.

Sheldon admired the portrait of his wife. Phallon must have a large format printer in her work area.

A note was left on the bed next to some lingerie. Sheldon picked it up and read.

"Thank you for allowing me the honor of marrying you. I can't truly express how happy you've made me. You both will always own a piece of my heart. Enjoy your honeymoon. P.S. Sheldon your little sister will not blab, Penny!"

Amy holds up a beautiful negligee along with silk nightwear pants for Sheldon. Amy goes into the bathroom to change after getting Sheldon's help unzipping the back of her dress.

Sheldon takes the silk pants and goes across the hall to the other guest bathroom to change. He knows what is expected and he is determined to give Amy a sexual experience she will never forget.

Amy is so eager to be deflowered she has to pull out Gerard from her overnight bag to get the monkey off her back and calm down. After thirty minutes of prepping, she exits the bathroom to see Sheldon reclined on the bed.

Amy could see the appreciation in Sheldon's eyes as he gazes at her in the negligee.

"Wow, you look stunning. I never realized before the amount of time how you use to brush your teeth. I'm intrigued, you must tell me about your dental hygiene regimen."

"Come here wife." He pats the bed handing her a glass of champagne. He kisses her softly.

"I love you."

Mellowed Amy whispers, "I love you to."

He sets the empty glasses on the nightstand and proceeds to kiss her lips then her neck moving the negligee straps to the side to suckle at her breasts.

Amy moans, "Oh my."

Sheldon pauses to slip off his pants and puts on a condom. He goes back to suckling Amy's breast. He starts kissing her body while moving down between her legs. He kisses her intimately and stimulates her clitoris with his tongue. Amy is bucking her hips because it feels so good she has never felt anything so pleasurable. Her body feels like one large nerve and she screams her orgasm.

Sheldon kisses his way back up her body stopping to suckle Amy's breasts. He smiles as he realizes he's a breast man. He then places his self at Amy's entrance and enters paradise.

He hears Amy whimper. Penny said it will sting her for a bit but not to stop it will ruin the experience. He tries to proceed slowly and carefully but the feeling is better than anything he has experienced. Amy is relaxed and moaning.

Sheldon's body is telling him to speed up to ease the building pressure. He can't help but moan. "Oh God!"

He screams, "Oh God," as he feels the pressure has reached critical mass. "Amy it feels so good."

He experiences an intense explosion and ejaculation. His body is shaking all over and he is holding onto Amy for dear life. Sheldon's mind has never been so calm. He moves to Amy's side, per Penny's instructions, he cuddles her in his arms.

"Are you okay?"

"I have never been better. I had an oral and was close to a vaginal orgasm."

Panting trying to catch her breath, she eventually calms and kisses her husband.

"I look forward to spending the rest of my life with you practicing and experimenting the physical act of love."

They both went to the bathroom naked to freshen up. The Coopers suddenly had an appetite. The girls left a tray of snacks; chips, avocado dip, chocolate covered strawberries, bananas and pomegranate juice chilling on the side.

"Sheldon, may I explore and touch your body? I have never seen a live male form."

Sheldon likewise asked if he could explore and touch her body for the same reasons. The explorations led to another round of lovemaking in which Amy had a vaginal orgasm. Sheldon and Amy made love throughout the night. They both woke up around 10:00 am cuddling and talking.

Sheldon relaxed and euphoric asked, "Amy, do you want to do anything special?"

"No, I just want to spend an intimate weekend with my husband before the world intrudes."

Sheldon kissed her and agreed.

The newlyweds left their honeymoon paradise Sunday evening. As they locked up both thought the formal wedding would never stimulate nor surpass their secret intimate wedding.