July 14th, 2007
Okay, YESTERDAY was Friday the 13th. YESTERDAY I was supposed to have bad luck--not today!
I must have walked under fifteen ladder, broken twelve mirrors, and had a two dozen black cats cross my path--there's no other way that this could happen otherwise.
I was out looking for Carnage and Goblin, when I hear gunshots. I go to the scene--shootout right in front of the Daily Bugle building. Being the nice person that I am, I go to stop it. Well, turns out the bad guys are freaking ninjas. They tackle me and throw me into the Bugle. So not only am I in Jameson's territory, but I'm being attacked by ninjas.
Then someone throws something inside. It belonged to a ninja, but I was like-What The Heck Is It?
How about a bomb?
So I jump out of the way, the minibomb explodes and blows a hole through the ceiling. The ninjas come and we have a big fight. I dodged their crazy ninja moves, jumped over a few things, got stabbed in the shoulder with a pencil.
Then Jameson came down to see what all the racket was.
I have never seen him so angry. He shouted some things that would not be appropriate for ages fifteen and below.
So, he says I intentionally destroyed private property.
I was so crazy, with fighting the ninjas and all, that I kinda-sorta-maybe told him to do something that wasn't so nice. I'm not gonna repeat it...use your imagination.
Well, he didn't take that good.
Then police officers came into the building, and the ninjas fled. I was gonna go chase after them when someone screams "FREEZE!" I turn around, and about half a dozen cops have their guns pointed at me. I was like, Uh, Guys? Can I Go After The Ninjas Now? And they said that I would have a lawsuit filed against me for my actions that lead to the Bugle's damaged property, and also for interfering with police business (the ninja people) and causing them to escape.
You Can't File A Law Suit Against Me! I'm Spider-Man!
They didn't care. But I did. So, I ran.
And the scary thing is--they actually started shooting.
Which explains my bandages.
Yep. I got shot.
I'm fine, don't worry about that. I heal faster than most people. But it still hurts like a B-with-an-itch...
So my Friday the 13th happened a day late. Weekend hours. Ugh.
COMMENTS:
(subj:omg)
Oh my god! You're shot? Are you okay? Holy sh...cow...
--Mary Jane
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(subj:help)
If you need medical assistance, Spidey, you are always welcomed at the Baxter Building.
--Mr. Fantastic
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(subj:none)
I was there--I saw the whole thing! Those ninjas were insanely crazy. You did your job--but ya gotta expect the NYPD to pull that crap with you. I bet Jameson started it, though...
---Flash
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(subj:RE:none)
Uh, hey, Flash--
YA THINK?
--John-nay Storm