Intermission
Greetings, fellow Star Wars fans. Hope you're enjoying my rather farcical little tale. As you may have guessed, my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek as I'm writing this. Updates may be fairly sporadic, because I don't have a writing schedule, I just write as and when the muses of low-brow comedy grace me with their presence.
I must confess I'm still a bit of a Padawan when it comes to the world of Star Wars. For example, I only know the names of about four planets, and one of them's the Death Star. So if anyone wants to beta-read this for me and help me out with the details – planets, races, minor characters etc – that would be most welcome.
If you are interested, my email can be found on my profile page. I'm not going to write it on here, because it'll just get censored like every single other link that anyone's ever tried to post on this site...
Oh, and because I forgot it in the earlier chapters, here's the disclaimer:
Own Star Wars I do not. Making money from this I am not. More witty backwards phrases relating to copyright I cannot think of at the moment, but occur to me after I have posted this, one probably will. Shutting up now I am.