Hey everyone, your favorite authors back for another whirlwind adventure! I wish I was at least one persons favorite author. XD Oh well, maybe one day ,. Well I am back with the next installment of by far the fanfiction I love writing the most. Dunno why, I just like it alot. Some of the Akatsuki from canon will be evil, such as Kakuzu, and Hidan (read to find a plot twist. :3), but otherwise they are good. Also I apologize for the misconception of the villages in the last chapter. I am normally half asleep when I write the chapters. (Oddly enough its when I'm at my best writing wise, no idea why.) I have fixed them, and re-uploaded the chapters. No future fails like that will be allowed to pass. I will warn my beta reader to keep a look out for fails like that. Also, in the future, if you notice any fails like that. Or something that seems out of place per se to you. Please don't hesitate to either review about it, or if you don't want to be "put on blast" as it were. With your comment public, don't put it in a review, please PM Me it. I reply to all PM's I get, but please don't be a jerk about it. Deconstructive criticism is one thing. Being a jerk about it is another thing entirely. Other than that, please read, and review. ^^
Anywhore... Enough rambling from me...
Assistant-chan: is sitting on my desk in a tight, but sexy, and professional outfit. "Tsukune-sama..." She calls out, biting her bottom lip a little.
Me: Pinches back a nosebleed. "Assistant-chan?" I ask curiously, trying to distract myself, but not succeeding very well, my mind wandering.
Assistant-chan: saunters up to me, and leans in close. "You now own the entire Naruto series, Kishimoto-san is passing it down to you." She whispers into my ear.
Me: shivers softly at her intimate action, but then I grow a tickmark on my forehead. "This is another trick again huh?" I asked annoyedly.
Assistant-chan: giggles, and nods. "I've been a naughty kitty, please punish me Tsukune-sama."
Me: grabs some rope, and ties up assistant-chan, dragging her to the room she knows so well by now.
Now that my assistant is "indisposed" lets get started shall we?
((To get the reference to those who are newer, you may have to read the authors notes at the beggining of "Eternal Love" I think.))
"Normal Speech"
"Kurama giant fox form speech"
'Normal thoughts'
'Kurama giant fox form thoughts'
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Naruto was walking along a road, when Naruto felt a familiar tug on his consciousness. "Jiraya-sensei, be right back." Naruto said, long ago he had figured out how to keep his body going, but bring his consciousness partially into the mindscape. So he put his body on autopilot, Jiraya knew to guide Naruto's body every so often. "You called okaa-san?" Naruto asked, you could see through him, like with the ethereal transmission jutsu the Yamanaka use.
Kurama nodded, smiling lightly at the fact he still referred to her as 'okaa-san.' It made her happy, then she nodded to her surrogate son. "After you get back to Mizu no Kuni, and do a little 'catching up'" Kurama said the last part with a snicker. "You should head to the old Uzumaki compound in Mizu no Kuni. There is something I think you may need there. If robbers hadn't already stolen it.." Kurama said annoyedly, hoping it remained there.
Naruto sweat dropped at his surrogate for the innuendo but nodded. 'Ero kitsune' stated plainly, before returning to full consciousness. "I'm back sensei" Naruto said, as he noticed the village gated were within sight, he sighed in relief.
Jiraya patted Naruto on the shoulder, over the years Naruto had grown tall. And muscular, not in the big bulky way, but in a fit way. "You have progressed alot my boy, I wonder how your Tenshi-chan is doing." Jiraya thought, then gained a lecherous look. Probably wondering how Konan had filled out while they were gone.
Naruto threw a kunai behind him, barely missing Jiraya's precious family jewels. "Have another perverse thought about my Tenshi-chan, and you will never have sex again as a male." Naruto said coldly, causing the sanin to shiver in fear.
Jiraya threw his hands up in surrender, making it his mission not to have another thought about her. "I understand!" Jiraya said, shunshining off somewhere, probably to do some more 'research'
Naruto sighed a bit, as he threw his special Kunai up to Konans bedroom window, which was open. Easily embedding itself in the ceiling. Then hirashined up to her room. "Hi Tenshi-chan!" Naruto called out lightly with an eye smile.
Naruto had scared the ever living fuck out of her appearing out of nowhere. "Baka! Don't scare me like that!" Konan exclaimed, punching Naruto in the chest. She may not have looked it, but she held quite a bit of power in her body.
Naruto rubbed his chest where he had been punched. It hurt more than he had expected. "Sorry, wanted to surprise you.." Naruto said apologetically, hugging Konan lovingly.
Konan sighed softly, then hugged him back. "Well welcome back" Konan said with a soft eye smile. Then it dawned on her. "When did you get so tall!? I was a head taller than you before you left!" She exclaimed, pouting a little bit, but she liked it. Laying her head against his chest.
Naruto ran a gentle hand through her hair, sighing happily feeling her close to him again. "There wasn't a day that I was gone, where you didn't leave my mind." Naruto said with a foxish grin on his face, as he kissed Konan softly.
(Lemon Approaching, you have been warned.)
Konan kissed him back lovingly, holding the kiss for a few seconds. "As you did too, from the time I woke up, from the time I went to sleep. You crossed my mind, if it hadn't been for this locket." Konan said, absentmindedly rubbing the locket in question around her neck. "I'd have gone insane, and chased you down. Going on that adventure with you." Konan said, nuzzling into the crook of Naruto's neck lightly.
Naruto kissed the top of her head, picking her up princess style. Laying her on the bed, he wanted to make up time that they couldn't cuddle. "I love you Tenshi-chan, you make me happy." Naruto said, cuddling with Konan on the bed.
Konan smiles softly, interlacing her hands with his. Loving the feeling of Naruto's chest under her, it proved he was here with her, right now. "I love you too Naru-koi, you freed me from a dull life. Making it interesting again, you helped me through a tough time in my life too." Konan said, nuzzling Naruto lovingly. "Is that a Kunai in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Konan asked with a sly wink, feeling something poke her.
Naruto blushed lightly, then pulled a Kunai out of his pocket. "It was, but now..." Naruto trailed, chuckling nervously. Letting out a soft moan as Konan grinded against him softly. "Where did you learn that?" Naruto asked, as Konan slowly slinked off him, standing at the edge of the bed.
Konan slowly swayed her hips as she went to a music system sitting on her dresser. Playing the song they had dedicated to each other. "My mom taught me a little when you were gone. Given it was a little embarrasing, but I learned it." Konan said, swaying her hips to the beat of the music. Slowly stripping, sliding off her cloak, it sliding down her arms, pooling at her feet.
Naruto bit his bottom lip, Konan had developed more curves since he was last with her. 'When did she become so sexy?' Naruto mused, as his already partially erect penis got a little harder.
Konan reached down to the bottom of her shirt, still swaying her hips, slowly tugging up her shirt. Giving Naruto a sexy eye wink, then she brought the shirt over her head, dropping it to the floor. Leaving her in her dark blue ninja shorts, an pale blue bra. Covered by fishnets, which to Naruto right now, looked very sexy in his eyes.
Naruto slowly drew his eyes over Konans form, making himself memorize every sinuous curve. "Smart, sexy, and beautiful? I hit the jackpot when I fell in love with you." Naruto said with a light chuckle, causing Konan to blush. A shade of red that would make even a tomato jealous.
Konan smiled lightly "Well I hit the jackpot falling in love with you too. You are sexy, and lean, not too much muscle, but enough to drive me crazy. With intelligence on par with a Nara's." Konan said, loving his statement. She reaches around her back, to where her bra clasp. Unclasping it, and letting her bra fall off but cupping her firm c cups, further teasing Naruto, her hips move a little faster. As the song on the playlist plays next being a bit faster. 'Kryptonite - Three Doors Down' "Like what you see?" Konan asked lightly, leaning down to give Naruto a good look at her amazing cleavage.
Naruto was by now fully erect, he was also being driven crazy by her tease. "Yeah, you look like a sexy goddess." Naruto said truthfully with an affection, and a little lustful smile.
Konan giggled softly at his compliment. "Good answer" Konan said, moving her hands, giving him a full view of her perky c cup breasts.
Naruto couldn't take it anymore, but he used what little of his self control he had to not ravish her as she sauntered over to the bed. Never stopping the sensual sway of her hips. "She taught you enough to drive this nin up the wall, without chakra." Naruto said, chuckling lightly, as Konan got onto the bed, straddling him. His pants barely holding back the throbbing erection.
Konan smirked lightly at the throbbing erection under her, laughing lightly at his joke. "You have to be sane to go crazy.[1]" Konan said, playfully tugging at his cloak with a sexy smile.
Naruto understood, and helped her take it off. Tossing it onto the ever growing pile of clothes. "True enough, and I'm crazy over you." Naruto said with a chuckle. Moaning softly as Konan grinds against him lightly. Kissing Naruto deeply, her tongue poking his lips softly. As if asking for entrance into his mouth.
Konan smiled inwardly when he parted his lips, she slowly slid her tongue into his mouth. Slowly running her tongue against his. "Where did you learn to kiss like that Naru-kun?" She asked a little breathless, the intimacy of the kiss was unbelievable, and was surprising to Konan.
Naruto chuckles lightly, then points at his stomach, where his seal is. "My kaa-san is great for learning things, she taught me how from her memories in my mindscape." Naruto said, donning his foxish grin.
Konan felt love well up in her heart at this grin. She had come to love that grin a lot, whenever she saw it, it made her want to cuddle. Then the growing wetness in her shorts stopped that for now. "I love you Naru-kun, you amaze me sometimes." Konan said with a smile.
Naruto smiled lovingly, and kissed her forehead softly, before flipping them over. To where he was on top. "I love you too, you are more amazing." Naruto said, as he nipped at her neck, causing the beautiful woman under him to moan cutely sat his ministrations.
Konan bit her bottom lip softly, arcing her back, pushing her breasts into his chests lightly. "Naruto..." Konan trailed, letting out a slightly louder moan as Naruto leaves a trail of hot, and soft butterfly kisses along her neck to her collar.
Naruto was encouraged by her moans, he massages her breasts lightly. "Konan..." Naruto said a little breathlessly, nibbling on her right nipples, pinching the left one lightly.
Konan gasped at the new pleasure, because even when she masturbated by herself. It never felt anywhere like this before. "Oh god Naruto!" Konan exclaimed lightly, mewling softly.
Naruto slipped his hand down to her fishnets, and skirt, slipping his hand under them both. Her panties were soaking wet, when he rubbed her womanhood through the lacy material. "You're already like this? Naughty naughty kitty" Naruto reprimanded softly, moaning gently as Konan grabbed his fully erect member in her hand.
Konan smirked raising an eyebrow up at Naruto. "Oh really? And you're already like this?" Konan asked, squeezing his erection softly. Konan slipped off her fishnets, and shorts. Leaving her in a pair of pale blue lacy panties. "It wouldn't be fair if I was the only one like this." Konan said cutely, pouting at Naruto.
Naruto slipped off his shorts, and underwear. "Oh, you have been one upped." Naruto said with his own smirk, and Konan slowly slipped off her panties. Teasing Naruto one last time before she bared herself and its entirety to the blonde.
Naruto cupped her cheek softly with his hand, stroking her cheek with his thumb. "Are you sure about this? Because we can stop now, it wont change anything." Naruto said, as Konan cupped her hand around Naruto's. Squeezing it softly, and looking at him affectionately.
Konan nodded lightly at his question. "Yes I'm completely sure now. I want to give everything to you, including my first time. You proved to me this was the right choice right then." Konan said, gently grabbing his erect member, lining it up with her soaking wet hole. Guiding it in, until it met the barrier which was her hymen.
Naruto looked down at her, for one last reassuring nod. "Alright, here I go." Naruto said, then with one thrust, he pierces her hymen. Saving her from the pain of dragging it out.
Konan gasped lightly at the pain, causing her to tear up a bit. "I'm fine Naruto, just give me a minute to get used to you." Konan said, answering the concerned look he had. Smiling as Naruto wiped away her tears softly. After a few minutes the pain had subsided, and she felt a bit of pleasure instead. "Alright, you can move now." Konan said, immediately letting out a pleasured moan as Naruto slowly pulled back to the tip.
Naruto couldn't believe how incredibly tight she was, it felt so amazing on so many levels. "Oh kami... This feels so amazing!" Naruto said, as he started moving a little faster. Feeling Konan wrap her arms around his neck.
Konan felt an explosion of pleasure every time he thrusted, but she knew something amazing was building up. She knew Naruto was the one to bring the amazing orgasm to her. "You're filling me up! It does feel amazing!" Konan said in between moans. As her perky breasts bounced in sync with Naruto's faster thrusts now.
Konan gasped a bit as Naruto started rotating his hips in a clockwise fashion with each thrust. The pleasure kept building up, until Naruto picked his pace up to max. He could feel they were both close to cumming.
"Konan! Lets come together!" Naruto exclaimed, thrusting as deeply as he could, burying himself inside of her, to the hilt. Naruto came harder than he had ever before when masturbating. "Oh kami that was amazing..." Naruto said, panting a little bit as he flopped down next to Konan.
Konan giggled, laying her head on his chest, and nodded. "Yes that truly was amazing, especially for our first time." Konan said, sighing happily, going through a few one handed hand signs her mother had taught her for when she had sex. "Birth control no jutsu" Konan softly called out, putting a light blue hand over her stomach. Konan finished a few seconds later, looking up to see Naruto's curious face. "Its a jutsu okaa-san taught me how to use, so I couldn't get pregnant unless I didn't use it." Konan stated simply, then continued. "And unlike most contraceptives, it has a 100% effectiveness. Although Naruto..." Konan trailed softly, further making the blonde in question curious as to what she was going to say. "You will be giving me at least two kids in the future." Konan stated simply, Naruto knew there was no room for argument, so he just nodded.
"Ok Tenshi-chan, I want to raise a family with you too in the future. Maybe when I become the Mizukage." Naruto said with a chuckle, somewhere in Mizu no Kuni, Mei sneezed.
Mei grumbled in irritation, something about 'Someone, somewhere was calling me old...' Mei thought menacingly, lowering her head. So that her bangs covers her eyes evilly. "I don't know who you are... But I will find you, and kill you..." Mei grumbled, as she returned to every kage's worst enemies. The dreaded paperwork
Naruto shivered a bit, feeling that he should be afraid for his life.
Konan noticed this, but decided not to ruin their cute, and loving moment. Then bolted upright, as the door swung open revealing Yuuki, and Nagato.
"Ara ara... What do we have here?" Yuuki asked in a sweet, but oh so promising death with the wrong word, or wrong action.
Nagato looked over the situation impassively, but on the inside, he wanted to kill Naruto for 'defiling' our little
Naruto gulped in fear at her evilly sweet smile. "Uh.. Ano..." Naruto said, trailing, and chuckling nervously, not knowing how to explain this. "Me, and Konan were just doing some naked wrestling? To build up skin ship?" Naruto feigned, hoping that wasn't the end of him then and there.
Then all of a sudden busted into laughter, at Naruto's failed attempt to salvage the situation. "Naruto-kun, you pass." Yuuki stated simply, reigning in her laughter a bit. "That was a test to see if you would wimp out on our daughter. Konan wasn't in on it, but you passed, with flying colors. Even managed to disarm a rather deadly situation with ease." Yuuki said stepping out of the room, as Nagato stepped up to him.
Nagato notices the glare from Konan. "To trick your enemy, you must trick your ally. Naruto's not our enemy, but you get the point." Nagato simply stated, sating Konans anger for not being included on this test of Naruto's love for her.
Naruto sweatdrops, but nods at his logic. "Should have seen this coming with you two." Naruto trailed, causing Nagato to chuckle, and use a rare smile, that not many see.
Nagato nodded, then walked out of the room, when Yuuki peeked her head around the corner. "Oh Naruto, Konan, Mizukage-sama wants to see you in about an hour too." She said with soft smile, before dissapearing again.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at that, not having expected to have had to go see the Mizukage today. 'What could Mizukage-sama want with us? This will also be my first time meeting them.' Naruto mused, then noticed Kurama yawned, signaling she was awake in the mindscape.
Kurama had heard the conversation, she had been up since Yuuki popped back in. "This is a bit weird too, I feel my sister Niibi close too. Maybe even in the village too." Kurama mused lightly. "I still can't believe we lost her that night..." Kurama said, laying her head down on her paws in the newest addition to the mindscape, which was a giant training room. High enough, and wide enough for Kurama to run freely in her demonic form, which she would need soon.
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU! HAJIME!
The Niibi Jinjuriki was skulking down an alleyway, trying to avoid as many people as she could. She, like Naruto hadn't had the best of lives. She had been attacked by the villagers who she swore to protect when she became a Mizu shinobi. 'What does this kid want..? He's been following me for hours...' The blonde kunoichi thought to herself, as she tried to loose the bobbing blonde mess Naruto called hair bobbed in the crowd.
Naruto had been trailing her for what seemed like ages, trying to find a good area for him to intercept her, and introduce himself. 'Damn... She's trying to loose me... She might at this rate!' Naruto thought to himself, when suddenly he couldn't feel her presence anymore. 'Crap! I have to keep a visual on her!' Naruto thought as the receding image of the Female Jinuriki faded through the crowd. He couldn't push past anyone, because it was a crowd full of adults. Naruto was barely 4' 9" at the time. 'Kuso... I lost her...' Naruto thought to himself as he walked back for him, and Jiraya's hotel.
Kurama chuckled at her containers annoyance. "Its not surprising my sister hid her presence. If a large chakra signature that I didn't recognize, I be scared too." Kurama mused lightly "The last person she knew I was in was your mother. Kushina Uzumaki, she doesn't know you are her son I think." Kurama added.
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU! KAI!
An hour later, Naruto, and Konan were coming up on the Mizukage mansion. Hand in hand, they had a blush on their faces. After Nagato, and Yuuki were far enough away they set up the privacy seals. Then after they got over their embarrasment, they went for another romp. "Naruto what do you think the Mizukage wants with us?" Konan asked curiously, breaking the nervous air between them.
Naruto shrugged his shoulders, and opened the door for Konan. They walked up to the reception desk. "Dunno, but this will be my first time meeting Mizukage-sama." Naruto mused lightly, as the desk woman smiled at him.
"Naruto-san, and Konan-san I presume?[4]" The man said, looking at them for a moment. Then the appointment list he hand on his desk. "Go down the hall, and up the staircase. Her room is the last one in the hall. Whatever you do, don't say anything sounds like you are calling her old, and especially don't call her an 'Old made!' if you value your life!" The man said, shivering in fear.
Naruto raised an eyebrow, and nodded. "Right... Thanks, I will keep that in mind, have a great day!" Naruto called back as they walked down the directed area. Sure enough, at the end of the hallway was a pair of double doors off by themselves. "One second Konan" Naruto said, as the kanji for 'wait' glowed more brightly on the door as she reached for the door handle.
Konan nodded, retracting her hand from near the handle. "Lets go in" Konan said, as the kanji for 'wait', flashed, and changed to 'enter.'
Naruto nodded, as they opened the doors, revealing a beautiful red headed woman. In a blue battle Kimono, and red hair that reached all the way down to her knees. "Naruto-san, Konan-san?" The Mizukage asked lightly, eyeing them with her one uncovered eye.
Konan, and Naruto bowed lightly. "Yes Mizukage-sama we-" She was cut off by a hand raised from their Mizukage, surprising them a bit.
The Mizukage smiled softly, resting her chin on her fist. "Please, call me Mei-chan, everyone does." The woman now known as Mei said with a soft smile.
Naruto nodded lightly in understanding. "Yes Mei-sa-!" Naruto stopped himself, realizing letting the slip up finish may trigger the rage he heard of. "Yes Mei-chan, what is it you called me up here for?" Naruto asked, choosing his words carefully.
Mei tossed the two lovebirds Mizu hitai ate. "This is a bit unconventional, but Yuuki-chan, and Nagato-san said you were ready to become full fledged nin of Mizugakure. I am hereby instating you two as active ninja of Mizugakure, please wear those hitai ate with pride you two." Mei said, surprising the heck out of both of them.
Naruto tied his hitai ate around his forehead, smiling like an idiot. "Thank you Mei-chan, we will!" Naruto said, as Konan nodded, opting to wear her hitai ate around her arm instead.
Konan noticed thats not all Mei wanted to say. "Thats not all the news is it?" Konan asked, and Mei shook her head a bit.
Mei's eyes flicked to the door behind them, then a short man. Blonde hair, with pale pink eyes, normal Jonin battle clothes. With one exception, he sported a scar, and a scar under his left eye. "He will be your Jonin sensei, his name is Yagura." She said, then her eyes settled on a long blonde haired woman behind them all. "Ara ara... Seems your teammate is finally here!" Mei said with a sweet smile, like most kage hated waiting.
Naruto's eyes widened as he saw the blonde woman. "Y- You're!" Naruto exclaimed, but then realized he didn't know her name at all.
Mei gained a tickmark, her sweet smile never leaving. "Seems you two are somewhat aquainted. Yugito, meet Naruto, Naruto meet Yugito." Mei said, and the two awkwardly shook hands, then Yugito with Konan.
"Nice to meet you Naruto-kun, I'd also like to have a talk with you after our team meeting." Yugito said bluntly, causing all the other rooms occupants to raise an eyebrow to this.
Mei raised the ki in the room, bringing the attention back to her. "Now that we're all here, I can tell you guys this now. You have all been signed up for the Chunin exams, since as of now, you are all genin. Except for you Yugito, you are the exception. Seeing as you are already a Chunin, the Jonin, and Chunin exams are hosted here in three months time." Mei said, letting the information sink in to the occupants of the room.
Yugito, Konan, Yagura, and Naruto nodded, then Mei waved her hand, dismissing them.
Soon after at metal forest training grounds 10:
Yagura walked up front, not saying anything until they made it to their designated training grounds. "I am Yagura Murumasa, most just call me Yagura. Lets get to know each other a little bit. Ill start, then you follow my lead." Yagura said, looking up at the rest, because he was significantly shorter. "My name: You already know that, My likes?: Hmm..." Yagura trailed, thinking for a moment. "Training, protecting my Nakama, and swimming." Yagura said, none of them saying a word yet. "My dislikes are: You'll know what I don't like when you see my reaction to it, and people who abandon their teammates. I heard this from a jonin on my travels around. 'Those who abandon their mission are worthless, but those who abandon their comrades... Are less than garbage...' He was an interesting man, with hair that seemed to defy gravity. He had a knack for being late." Yagura said, making all of them sweatdrop at the description of the man.
Meanwhile... On training field 7:
Kakashi sneezed. "Now that was a waste of a good mask..." Kakashi said, teasingly to his team of genin (Sai, Sasuke, Sakura) leaned in intently, trying to get a glimpse of his face. "Under this mask... Is another mask!" Kakashi exclaimed lightly, as he ripped off the dirty mask, he eye smiled at them. Causing them all to face fault at the preparedness of Kakashi. "Mah may... One day you may catch a glimpse." Kakashi said with a chuckle at his students.
Back With the #1 Knucklehead Ninja
Naruto snickered lightly, feeling that he should be in on a joke he wasn't currently. "Alright, Ill go first. My name is Naruto Uzimake-Namikaze, my likes are: Yakitori, of any kind! Tou-sans cooking, and!" Naruto paused for a second, glancing at Konan for a moment. "My Tenshi-chan." Naruto said, causing Konan to blush softly at this. "My dislikes?: Well... Pretty much the same as sensei." Naruto simply stated.
Yugito went next "My name is Yugito Nii, and my likes are: Training, Fish, and for some odd reason balls of yarn" Yugito said, causing her teammates to snicker a bit at this. "My dislikes are: A certain ero-neko, and same as sensei." Yugito said, as her occupant growled in annoyance.
Niibi hated her nickname, she had a right to be pervy, she hadn't gotten laid in thousands of years. "Hey! You try being locked in humans for a long time, and not getting laid!" Niibi yelled to her container, then sulked in her corner.
Konan raised an eyebrow when Yugito chuckled suddenly, then started her introduction. "My likes are: Yakisoba, and Tonkatsu. I also love: my Naru-Koi." Konan said with a smirk, happy she was able to one up Naruto. 'Me: 10, You: 1!' Konan thought, they had come to realize that the lockets Kyuubi had made for them were linked recently, they could speak to each other through them. "My dislikes: Sensei said them just as I would have. Also... A little vile orange book..." Konan said, letting out a growl of annoyance.
Kakashi, Jiraya, and all the icca icca readers decided best to hid their precious'. Including a certain blonde energizer bunny. "Well now that that's all done, I will explain the chunin exams to you. Yugito you don't have to listen if you want. Since you already know this." Yagura said, then turned to Naruto, and Konan. "It consists of three tests, with nin from all over the shinobi world. The first test is a test of intelligence, its a written test. Thats all I can say on that test." Yagura said, causing them to wonder what may be on it. "The second test, is a test of teamwork, and loyalty, without it. No ninja cell can survive, no matter how powerful they are." Yagura said in a serious tone. "The third is a test of will, thats all I can, and will say. We should get started training right now, lets warm up, then do a few laps." Yagura said, putting his staff down, as they began stretching.
About twenty minutes later, they has finished some rather in depth stretches. "Alright, lets have a quick spar, to see where you all are at. Come at me as if I was the enemy" Yagura said, causing all three of his students to look at each other with an incredulous look on their faces.
"Sensei... Not that I'm underestimating you or anything, but are you sure about this?" Naruto asked, and Yagura simply nodded at him.
Yagura picked up his staff, then the Mizu bushin dissapated back into water "If you can find me, and get one of two bells from me you win. Also, the third person fails if they cannot get a bell." Yagura said, his voice seemed to be coming from everywhere, and nowhere at the same time.
Konan cursed to herself, making a couple paper birds, and sent them into the sky. "Naruto, take point as my birds search from above." Konan whispered to Naruto, and Yugito.
Yugito stopped Konan for a second. "Let me take point, because my senses are 10 times that of a human." Yugito said, earning Konan narrowing her eyes at her, but nodded after a few thoughts.
Naruto didn't really mind, because his senses were only 5 times stronger than humans. "Alright, although we will have to decide who gets the bell th-" Naruto trailed, being cut off by Konan.
Konan felt something odd about this plan, so she was willing to take a chance on it. "When have you ever heard of a two man team?" Konan asked, both of her teammates stayed silent. "So I think he wants us to work as a team to take him down." Konan said, causing a light bulb to go off in her teammates heads at the realization.
Naruto nodded, as they got into their formation, which was them lagging back a bit, but flanking Yugito who was at point. "He is well hidden, because not even my chakra sensor seals are going off." Naruto said, his seals he had placed variously around the village also acted as chakra sensors when put in reverse, along with acting as Hiraishin teleportation seals.
Konan angels hadn't reported anything as of yet, but she had them keep going. "There! In quadrant B2!" Konan said, her birds had finally seen their sensei, sitting under a tree. His dirty blonde hair had been a dead give away in the metal forest.
Yagura was 'asleep' under the tree, but it was just a ruse to try and take one of them out. 'Seems I have finally been spotted.' Yagura thought to himself, as a convincing sleep bubble came out of his nose, accompanied by light snoring. His chakra sensors had been Naruto's, but he just did a small change, and they worked for him now. 'Naruto-kun is good with seals though... That seal was too complex for even most Jonin to understand... So how did he do it?' Yagura thought to himself as his students finally appeared before his 'sleeping' form.
Naruto slowly crept forward towards his sensei, thinking he could catch him off guard. 'Ha ha ha! We have him now!' Naruto thought as he slowly crept forward unwittingly walking into a trap.
Konan narrowed her eyes at this, this was all too easy, then it dawned on her. "Naruto! Stop!" Konan called out, but it was too late.
Naruto stepped on a smoke bomb mine, blinding them all for a second. "Wha-!? Hey!" Naruto exclaimed, laughing could be heard clearly.
When the smoke cleared, Yugito's eyes landed on Naruto's conscious form. Tied to a tree, with a flying squirrel just sitting on his head. Contempt as can be with his new placement in the world. "It was too good to be true... Now we are one man less..." Yugito said, and sighed, rubbing the bridge of her nose, and sighed in annoyance.
Naruto kicked at the metal restraints, but they didn't budge. They did dig into his cloak though, leaving light cuts along his arms. "Man... Go on without me! You can do this!" Konan nodded to Yugito, who dissapeared in a blurr of speed.
"I'm staying to guard you, we will never abandon a teammate." Konan said, pulling a ninjato from a well hidden place in her paper cloak.
Yagura was sitting in a tree nearby, when he saw Yugito dissapear. 'Hmm..?' He thought, then barely had enough time to block Yugito's kick.
Yugito cursed when she couldn't land her kick dissapearing in a blurr of speed again. 'In a straight up fight, I might loose, but I can wear him down.' Yugito thought, as she nimbly dodges a staff strike with cat like flexibility.
Yagura grinned a bit, he hadn't had a good spar in a while. "Dont loose too quickly, lets have some fun!" He said with a chuckle, as a water shield blocked a blue katon-ball at her. His shield cracked, and hissed into mist. As the Katon-ball split apart, still heading at him. "What is that Katon technique?" Yagura asked, barely dodging the blue doom, burning his scarf a bit.
Yugito smirked a little, she was glad he could dodge it, otherwise it would be boring. "Its a special move only I can use as the Niibi Jinjuriki." Yugito said, dissapearing in a blur of speed, appearing infront of him. Swinging with a heavy right hook aimed for his head.
Yagura ducked, bringing his staff up into her stomach, sending her back a few feet. "You're good, but you all need to challenge me, or you all fail." Yagura said, pissing Yugito off a bit.
Yugito's nails grew a little longer as her fangs grew a bit. "Damn it! I will beat you!" Yugito said, blindly rushing in a fit of anger.
Konan came in and round house kicked Yagura into a tree. "Yugito calm down! This is just a test!" Konan said, only to get body checked by Yugito into Naruto's awaiting arms, he had anticipated it.
Yugito blindly rushed in again, her features getting more feral by the moment. "Leave me alone! I don't need you!" Yugito screamed in a demonic voice powered by youkai.
Niibi was desperately trying to keep her hatred from leaking into the chakra Yugito steals. "Damn it! At this rate she will have a tails worth of chakra!" Niibi yelled, loosing the tug of war for her chakra to the irate Yugito.
Yagura could tell she was letting her emotions get the best of her. "Yugito-chan! Calm down! Its me! Yagura!" Yagura called out as he dodged a flurry of wild strikes sent at him by Yugito.
Konan, and Naruto raised an eyebrow to him adding 'chan' to her name, but ignored it for the time being. Rushing in to try and calm their new teammate down. "Sensei! What do we do!?" Konan exclaimed, grabbing Yugito's arm, but was getting burned by the corrosive blue chakra cloak.
Naruto grabbed her other arm, right before she tried to punch Konan. "Yugito! We're comrades! Don't attack us! We're here for you!" Naruto said, flipping mid air before he hit a tree with a thud. Planting his feet on the tree, using it as a launch platform, sending himself hurtling at Yugito. "Calm down!" Naruto exclaimed, but he never reached Yugito. Because she was gone from where she was standing. In a blurr of speed.
Yagura had pinned her to a tree, a light green cloak surrounding him. Protecting him from her blue cloak, holding her to the tree.
Yugito flailed violently under his grip, but to no avail. He had more strength in him than seemed possible for someone his size. "Let me go! I hate everyone! You will all betray me!" She yelled, starting to sob as she flailed.
Yagura did something that surprised them all, but Yugito if she was in her right mind. A loving kiss was given to Yugito from Yagura. "Calm down Yugi-hime, its me, I will never betray you..." Yagura trailed softly, then the cloak around Yugito slowly returned into her seal. Which was on the lower middle of her back in red ink.
Yugito purred softly as she regained her full senses. "I'm sorry Yagu-kun, bad memories came over me while we were sparring. I lost control, and couldn't stop it." Yugito said, feeling bad for attacking her teammates.
Konan sensed her guilt, and stepped towards the unexpected couple. "I'm fine, and Naruto is too, don't feel bad. We're fine, I promise." Konan said with a soft smile, as Yagura releases her. "But tell me... When did?" Konan asked, pointing at both of them, they knew what she meant already.
Yagura chuckled lightly, holding Yugito's hand, and interlaces his fingers with hers. "We have been together for 17 years now? Since we were young, being childhood friends." This comment made them sweatdrop at the two.
Naruto was the first to speak up. "Just how old are you two?" Naruto asked, they both didn't look a day over the age of 20.
Konan thought of the same thing, but she just didn't get to voice her question in time. She was curious, so she kept quiet for the time being.
Yugito was the one to speak up. "I'm 25, and he is 26." Yugito stated 'as a matterofactly' as if it was a well known fact.
Naruto couldn't believe his enhanced ears. "Really now? My mind just was majorly screwed over." Naruto said with a light sigh, and nodded. "Well I have an idea, how about we have a double date to congratulate our win?" Naruto said with a smirk, confusing Yagura greatly.
"But I wasn't capt..." He trailed, then it dawned on him, before he could dissapear Yugito held his hands behind his back so he couldn't leave, or form hand signs. "Damn... When?" Yagura asks curiously as to the start of the plan.
Yugito was the one to speak up. "Around the time we went searching for you. I had a plan, that just might work." Yugito said, letting Yagura go.
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU! HAJIME!
Yugito was brewing a plan in her mind for a while, and decided to spring it on the two. "Guys... I have a plan to capture sensei." Yugito said, making Naruto, and Konan raise an eyebrow. "When we find Yagura-sensei, I'll engage him in a sparring match. Letting my 'anger' get the best of me, pulling out my Jinjuriki cloak. Knowing how kind Yagura-sensei is, he will forget about the plan. Trying to calm me down, sorry you two, but I'm going to have to hit you guys to make it convincing." Yugito said with a chuckle, causing the other two to sweat drop. "Anyway, we take of advantage of his guard drop, and I let him capture me. Calming me down, then we capture him!" Yugito exclaimed with a chuckle.
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU! KAI!
Yagura nodded in understanding. "Well then... You all pass, my only team to pass too." Yagura said with a smile that showed he was proud. "The double date is on me, since you guys did such a good job today." Yagura said, as they walked back into town for some fun!
MEANWHILE... WITH: Yahiko, the current leader of the Akatsuki...
Yahiko was sitting behind his desk, doing some paperwork. Who knew it would be so hard to run a legitimate mercenary/ trying to save the world business?[1] "Well you can come out now, I know you're there." Yahiko thought, his sensory ability far surpassed that of anyone currently alive.
A strange woman with with white hair that went down to her back, a long black dress with a slit up the right leg, and ninja heels. "Hmm... Seems you are good, how did you know I was there? I concealed my chakra perfectly."
Yahiko chuckled lightly, not looking up from his paperwork. "Your Pheromones are a dead give away, besides I can smell the sex you had before coming here." Yahiko said, causing the silver haired woman to blush deeply at this.
"How?! Huh?! Screw this! Your going to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama!" The silver haired woman hefted a giant tri-scythe. "Die for Jashin-sama!" She cried, extremely mad at the fact Yahiko had embarrassed her to this point. Swinging the scythe horizontally at Yahiko.
Yahiko ducked pushing his desk forward into the silver womans stomach. Forcing her into the wall behind her. "Now thats not nice... You haven't even introduced yourself." Yahiko said, reprimanding the silver woman a bit.
The silver haired woman was starting to get pissed off, and threw Yahiko's desk at him. "The names Hidanette! Now die already!" She exclaimed, dashing at Yahiko as the desk shattered the window behind Yahiko.
"The names Yahiko Asamane." Yahiko said with a chuckle, easily dodging Hidanette's wide, and enraged swings she was throwing at him. "Calm down, you are making this too easy." Yahiko said, pushing the tip of her scythe down. Knocking her off balance, sending her sliding across the room.
Hidanette knew he was right, closing her eyes for a second, slowly calming down. "You're a respectable man, I'll give you that much. Why didn't you attack me while I had my eyes closed?" Hidanette mused to the man before her.
Yahiko shrugged his shoulders a bit. "Because that wouldn't be a very respectable thing to do, I have an image of a kind. Respectable man to uphold, I'm not going to take advantage of you like that. I can't let you leave here alive though, since you have attacked me, and are after my life. By the way, why are you here anyway?" Yahiko asked, flipping a Kunai in his hand as they stood there.
Hidanette was taking the defensive, but she hated waiting, so she was loosing her patience. "Well... Because we want to use your organization as a front for our own businesses." Hidanette said, deciding to indulge his last 'dying' question.
Yahiko raised an eyebrow at the 'we statement. "We, who is with you?" Yahiko asked, then had to block a downward scythe slash with his Kunai. The Kunai started to crack under the power, so Yahiko dropped the Kunai. Catching Hidanette off guard as he stepped to the side. Hidanette still went forward, only to get a knee to the gut.
"You're good, as good as the stories say." She says, clutching her stomach a bit. He had put some Chakra into that kick. "Here's the deal, you join us, and let us run your business. I may decide not to kill you." Hidanette said, then a sadistic smile came over her face like when she got serious. "Oh... Too bad... Jashin-sama says he wants your soul..." She said, licking the sacrificial black blade she always used for killing.
Yahiko sighed a bit, then pulled out a Katana from a seal on his wrist. "Its been a while old friend." Yahiko said, rubbing the side of his Katana.
Hidanette rushed forward, first slashing with her scythe, then tried to stab with her black blade. Yahiko proceeded to parry her scythe, and easily side stepped the wide jab at his midsection. "Stand still you oiled up weasel!" Hidanette said, but managed to stay calm as he dodged more.
"You're offense is pretty hard to get around when you are calm. So I'd rather not stand still, it might hurt when you hit me." Yahiko said, finally seeing an opening, but the window of opportunity closed fast with her. 'Between the switch to her black blade from her scythe. There is a split second window where she is left open before she can get the other weapon towards me.' Yahiko thought to himself, then feinted, catching Hidanette off guard. That second window came, and he took his chance, kicking her in the stomach. Causing her cough up a little blood.
Hidanette wiped the blood from her lip, then her sadistic grin gets worse. "Its been a long time since I had a good fight like this. I'm going to slowly sacrifice you to Jashin!" Hindanette exclaimed then she realized the room was empty aside from her and the wind slowly blowing. "This bastard left me while I was distracted! Oh wait... He's just outside..." Hidanette mused, jumping out of the window downstairs.
Yahiko waited patiently, he now had two Katana's. "Welcome to my training room, where I control everything." Yahiko said, then flexed his ring finger, and fast blade grazes her leg. "Hmm... Seems these need to be calibrated more. Normally that would have been a leg." Yahiko said, rushing in, causing her to take the defensive.
Hidanette parried his sword up, bringing her black blade in a horizontal slash. It was parried by his secondary Katana. "You're great at kenjutsu, this is the most fun I've had in a while." Hidanette as she broke a light sweat trying to counter him.
Yahiko chuckled, and smiled a little bit. "Thanks, but its been a while since I've seen real combat. So I'm a bit rusty." Yahiko said, parrying a downward slash from her triple scythe. The bounce back left her open for a second. "Your wide open!" Yahiko said, rushing in, and slicing Hindanette's leg deeply. "With that cut like that, but you should be bleeding, but not so much as a drop..." Yahiko said, as the wound on her leg didn't bleed, but it didn't regenerate either.
Hidanette looked down at the gash, it hurt, but Hidanette reveled in the pain. "Well thats because I'm already dead." Hidanette said, rushing in, seemingly unaffected by her wound.
Yahiko was now on the defensive, seeing her skin turn black, and white in places. "Interesting..." Yahiko said, cringing a little as her black blade grazes his side, 'breaking' the skin.
Hidanette started to cackle maniacally. "Death blood possession complete." She said, then licked the blade. "With this, you're dead." She twirled the blade, shoving it through her own heart.
Yahiko fell to the ground in faking death, tricking Hidanette. "Damn... It!" Yahiko said, then let out a well practiced acting death he tried.
Hidanette waited a few seconds, to see if he was breathing, after she felt it was safe. She walked over to collect his head for Kakuzu, and his obsession with money. "What!? I killed you!" Hidanette exclaimed in surprise, as Yahiko stabbed her through the chest. It was what looked like a smaller version of Itachi's Totsuka gourd/ blade.
"I'm good at acting, and this." Yahiko pulled out a curse ward amulet, then said. "This is checkmate." Yahiko said with a smirk.
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU! HAJIME!
Yahiko had heard of how her lords process worked through his rather exspansive spy network. 'I know how this blasphemy works.' Yahiko thought to himself. Then as Hidanette tried to open up his side he dropped some blood from an enemy onto the blade. Faking his death as Hidanette stabbed herself.
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU! KAI!
Hidanette felt her immortality leave her. "Wait?! What!? How?! Lord Jashin's blessing is unbreakable!" Hidanette screamed, then fell unconcious as Nagato quickly fell neck chopped her.
"Do I always have to save your behind?" Nagato asked with a sigh, kicking Hidanette a bit to make sure she was out like a light.
Yahiko chuckled sheepishly. "I had her, but thanks anyway." Yahiko said, slapping a Chakra seal on Hidanette, so when she awoke. She couldn't attack them, and do much if anything.
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Whew... A little cuteness here, and there, but for the most part I tried to make this a serious chapter. Dunno if I succeeded, or what, but I personally liked this chapter.