Well sorry for the delay guys, but I moved out of my old house, and my computer crapped out, so I no longer have my laptop to write fanfictions on. So releases for any of the series I write, aside from maybe Get what you deserved, because it doesn't require much thought. Will be released at a slower pace. So bear with me while I save up to get a new computer.
Anyway's... Lets begin, neh?
Hidanette, and Naruto were currently in the training room on the ground floor training, more like hardcore sparring against each other. The rules were simple, don't kill each other, but make the other submit. "You're pretty good Hidanette, but you'll need to be faster than that!" Naruto exclaimed, then disappeared in blur of speed, and was now behind Hidanette.
Hidanette's eyes widened a bit as she leaned forward, just barely dodging Naruto's wooden boken to the back of her head. She had forsaken her pendant she always wore, which kept her connected to her 'god' so she wasn't immortal at the moment. "Nice, but you can't guard your blind spot!" Hidanette exclaimed, she was sure of her victory as she swung her scythe at Naruto, the blades had been removed, so it was pretty much a big baseball bat.
Naruto smirked, as he switched hands suddenly with his boken, which transferred to his free hand, which he used to block the attempt at hitting his mid section. "Nice try, but try again." Naruto said, but was cut off from further commenting by an unseen because he was focusing on her, and her scythe boot to the gut, courtesy of Hidanette, sending him back a foot or two.
Hidanette smirked at Naruto and put out a hand to help him up. "Nice try Gaki, but I have years more experience than you ever will." Hidanette said smugly, then her eyes widened a bit as she was pulled down to the ground by none other than Naruto.
Naruto smirked as he pinned her arms above her head, and straddled her waist so she couldn't do any cheap moves such as kicking him in the nuts. "Submit, and don't worry, it's blunt." Naruto said, as the wood crumbled from the earlier blow from her scythe bat, revealing a black blade that seemed to draw in all light that surrounded the blade within a few inches.
Hidanette smiled and chuckled softly, nodding in defeat. "I concede defeat, for now..." She said and Naruto got off of her, taking the hand that was offered to her to help her up.
A slow clapping can be heard from behind them, and they both look to see Nagato's Deva path standing there. "Good job you two, seems like you had a lot of fun bonding with my future son in law." She said with a smile that could only be seen by those who had known her for a while.
Naruto's eyes widened at Nagato's implications behind those words. "Wha!? Huh!?" Naruto couldn't complete a coherent thought because his mind was going a million miles an hour.
Hidanette clutched her sides, trying to hold back the laughter that threatened to overtake her, but failed, and dropped to the floor, rolling in laughter at Naruto's expense. "You should see the look on your face!" She exclaimed lightly in between fits of laughter.
Nagato spared a chuckle or two also, and patted Naruto on the shoulder. "You probably already knew that you had my blessing after I didn't rip your head off for that one time." Nagato said with a knowing chuckle, and walked over to Hidanette who finally straightened up, and was standing.
Nagato extended a hand to the woman before him, and she shook it. "Thanks for trying to keep this knucklehead in line, he can be a handful at times." Nagato said, and Naruto sweatdropped at his bluntness, but he couldn't help but feel Nagato was for the most part right.
Hidanette smirked little at this and waved it off. "This gaki is nothing I couldn't handle." She said reaching up and ruffling his hair a bit, which annoyed Naruto a bit.
"Hey! I'm taller than you are thank you very much!" Naruto exclaimed lightly in indignation, before pouting a little bit at the two adults who still treated him like he was shorter than them.
Nagato patted him on the shoulder, which gained Naruto's attention to him. "Naruto, she is older than you, you will always be a little gaki to her." Nagato said with as much of a straight face as he could, then couldn't hold back his laughter anymore, and let lose a few laughs at his expense.
Naruto sighed, and shook his head lightly, thinking to himself. 'One day I will do something that gains enough respect to not be called gaki by anyone anymore.' Naruto then disappeared in a shunshi, and appeared on the roof, startling a meditating Konan.
Konan looked a little annoyed at the sudden intrusion, but settled down when she realized who it was who had intruded on her peaceful meditation. "What brings you up here Naruto?" She asked, closing her eyes again, resuming her meditation pose that he had broken her from.
Naruto chuckled a little sheepishly, and rubbed the back of his head in his normal manner. "I just came up here for some peace and quiet, also to train on this new scroll I got from ero-sennin during our training mission." Naruto said, and pulled out a scroll, opening it, which contained what looked like to Konan, a bunch of complex fuinjutsu seals, though she was intrigued.
Konan went closer, and examined the scroll, as it said written within the seals in Hiragana 'Uzumaki-Namikaze' she cocked her head to the side, and noted something. "Uzumaki is your last name isn't it?" Konan asked, and Naruto nodded lightly.
Naruto had a thoughtful look on his face, and sighed a bit. "Even with all that pervy sage taught me about fuinjutsu, I cannot make heads or tails of this seal. I know based on how it's constructed it, it's a transportation seal, but why would pervy sage give me something like this?" He pondered for a moment, then a sudden realization came to him and his eyes widened.
Konan cocked her head to the side, wondering what Naruto had just realized, as he pulled an oddly shaped kunai out of his bag. "That's the same seal that's on the scroll here!" Konan exclaimed a little out loud, and Naruto nodded in confirmation.
Naruto flipped over the three pronged kunai in his hand, and thought for a moment, throwing it, it flew like a normal kunai. "What's so different about this kunai aside from it's Unique shape?" Naruto thought out loud, then he felt an odd sensation on himself, a sort of soft tugging on him. His eyes widened in realization again, as he figured what this was. "It's a transportation kunai, anywhere I throw it, I can go to, and it acts as a normal kunai." Naruto thought as he tried to figure out how to move himself to the kunai from his current sitting position.
Konan thought for a moment as she tried to figure out how to help Naruto out with his problem. "You said you felt a soft tugging on your body whenever you tried to access it, and focused on it, right?" Konan asked lightly, and Naruto nodded, Konan resuming her thinking face when a lightbulb went off in her head. "Yata!" Konan exclaimed lightly, and smiled brightly at Naruto. "I have an idea that might just work, completely relax, and just let the tug happen." Konan stated simply, and Naruto's eyes widened a bit at how seemingly easy that it may be.
Naruto nodded, following her suggestion, letting himself become completely physically, and mentally relaxed, closing his eyes. Feeling a soft, warm chakra envelop himself, when he opened his eyes, he was in front of a slightly surprised Konan. "Hey Tesnhi!" Naruto exclaimed lightly, then stood up and hugged her lovingly.
Konan smiled back at the man she loved, and leaned closer to Naruto. "Omedetou (Congratulations) Naruto-kun." She said in a soft, but affectionate tone. "Time for your reward, close your eyes, and hold out your hands." Konan said, and Naruto followed her orders, after a moment or two of hesitation, she was known for pranking him if he had his eyes closed.
Naruto followed his orders, and closed his eyes, wondering what she had planned for him. "Hime-chan… Don't leave me waiting!" Naruto whined lightly, then was about to continue when he felt his Hime's soft lips against his, a gentle kiss, but still contained with all of her feelings, and love for Naruto. He was slightly surprised, but melted into the kiss, and wrapped his arms around her waist, kissing her back.
Konan smiled softly, and wrapped her arms around his neck, then as they were kissing, her wings appeared, softly flapping, taking them into the air. "Hey open your eyes Naruto." Konan said softly, Naruto had just kept his eyes closed, just enjoying his Hime being close enough to hold to him.
Naruto nodded, opening his eyes, and the few times it stopped raining in Amegakure no Kuni, it was during the sunset, let's say it was reminiscent of Gai, and Lee's unbreakable genjutsu. Though with skyscrapers in the background instead of just a few tall mountains, and tree's. "Wow... It's almost as beautiful as you Hime..." Naruto mused softly, slowly his pale purple eyes panned back to his Hime, who was blushing like a tomato.
Konan was embarrassed that he had given her an out of the blue compliment, but she loved it nonetheless. "Thank you Naruto... Sorry, just wanted to show you this, since you're so busy running the Akatsuki, and all that, you rarely ever get to see sights like this. So I wanted to just enjoy this with you today." Konan said softly, smiling softly in a picturesque beautiful smile that always had a way of making Naruto's heart flutter.
Naruto smiled, and sighed contently, kissing her with all the love he could muster. "I should take more time off, so we can have more just us time it seems." Naruto said softly, Konan nodding, and agreeing a lot with that statement, causing Naruto to chuckle a bit at her truthfulness on the subject.
Konan slowly glided down to the rooftop again, as the sunset started reaching the final arc of its descent. "That would be a good idea, but I won't push too much if you really don't have the time, I'm just glad to have you home every night. Because as tou-san is the Uzukage, he doesn't get home till the mornings sometimes." Konan said with a sigh, Naruto nodded, knowing that the dreaded nemesis of all Kage's paperwork sometimes took his surrogate father all night, and some of the morning to complete.
As they touched down, Naruto landed a bit oddly, not entirely sure of his footing, though gaining it after a moment or two. "It's been a long time since we've been on a date hasn't it?" Naruto asked, thinking back to their last date, which was sort of a date, though not really. Because their Tou-san, and Kaa-san had been in attendance, as a double date of sorts, though all in all it wasn't as awkward as it was expected to be.
Konan nodded at Naruto's question, and wrapped her arms around his waist. "Oh Naruto-kun..." She trailed in her oh so seductive voice she only used in two situations. One, to get what she wanted from Naruto, whenever she knew he might put up a fight about it. Two, when he wasn't in the mood for their sexy fun time, but she was, it was a surefire way to get him riled up at a moment's notice.
Naruto shivered lightly at this, but his eyes narrowed softly at his Hime. "What is it this time? You're using that tone to work my reply to what you want." He already knew about it, and could reflexively not let it affect himself if the situation called for it, though right now didn't call for it.
Konan giggled, further adding to her seductive attempt at persuading him to see her way. 'So he can be trained.' She thought to herself with an inward smirk, then kissed Naruto softly. "Oh it's nothing much, but I don't want to go out today, so how about we just relax, while watching a movie? While just enjoying each others company." Konan said softly, with a light pout, no longer trying to use her seductive prowess.
Naruto thought for a moment, nodding soon after, he had wanted to go to his favorite BBQ stand in Uzugakure, Tanzaku BBQ, but this idea sounded better. "Alright, that sounds like a better idea of the date I had planned, so let's go with that." Naruto said lightly, his smile brightening further if that was possible.
Konan's smile went a bit brighter, but no matter what, she could never match his bright smiles without them seeming strained, or like she was on a drug of some sort. "I'm glad you could see my way of thinking..." she trailed lightly again, suddenly adding one last seductive purr to her voice, before disappeared, leaving a surprised Naruto, who hadn't realized he had been talking to a paper clone the entire time.
Naruto facepalmed for not noticing this earlier, but chuckled as he headed back down into the tower, knowing more than likely where his Tenshi-hime was hiding at. 'God I love you... If it hadn't been for that one day, I'd never have met someone so amazing as you.' Naruto thought to himself as he descended steps two at a time. It was a large tower after all, they may have owned the tower, but no one used the penthouse.
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU! HAJIME!
That fateful day, but much earlier...
Little Naruto was laying in bed, waking up as the first streaks of daylight awoke him. A habit he had learned to come to appreciate, to avoid any would be attackers that would come at the crack of dawn. "Seems there's a new hole in my wall... Thanks to those asshole villagers..." Naruto inwardly hated most of the villagers, because of the way they treated him, he knew long ago why they treated him that way. Though that didn't clear them from their sins against him, and they never would, if he could leave he would.
The house creaked at his movement as he went into his small bathroom signs of decrepit age, wear and tear became ever more evident as he ambled through his humble abode.
Splashing water on his face, the cool, though refreshing water waking him further up, looking into his cracked mirror. "Man... I wonder who I look more like... My Kaa-san... Or my Tou-san..." Naruto mused out loud, and looked at his face. His face was angular, sharp, handsome, but still visually pleasing, his stunning soul piercing blue eyes looking back at him, moving to his unruly mop of red hair on his head.
A moment later in a whirl of leaves, a black clothed nin, with a dog shaped anbu mask, with gravity defying hair appeared before Naruto startling the 5 year old. "Yo!" Kakashi said in his normal hipster manner as he eye smiled down at the boy before him. "How are you this morning my little buddy?" Kakashi asked lightly, patting Naruto on the head.
Naruto smiled brightly back up at the man. "Hey Kakas-!" Naruto caught himself in his blunder, and corrected himself. "Sorry Inu-san, I almost forgot I am not supposed to say your name while you're on duty..." Naruto trailed lightly, mentally chastising himself for forgetting that important rule Kakashi had told him.
Kakashi chuckled lightly, and ruffled Naruto's hair softly. "It's ok itouto-san, I just got off duty, and we're alone, so you can use my name now." He said, and pulled off his mask, revealing his angular face, shaped similar to Naruto's though he was missing something that he always had with him.
Naruto's eyes widened a considerable amount when he realized that his face mask was not present under his anbu mask. "Ka-kakashi-nii-san! Your face!" Naruto exclaimed in bewilderment as he realized this is the first time he had actually seen Kakashi's bare face, to say the least he was down right handsome!
Kakashi's eyes widened as he realized that the draft he felt earlier making his lower jaw rather cold was a bit odd, but thought nothing of it, because he was so used to having his mask on all the time. He even slept with it on. "Oh sh-!" Kakashi caught himself before finishing his sentence, inwardly panicking a bit though calming down soon after. "Ah well... We're alone, and I doubt any fan girls would be up at this time of the morning." Just then, all of Kakashi's old fan girls suddenly felt the urge to find him at this very moment.
Naruto was still dumbstruck by the fact he was seeing Kakashi's bare face right now. "But why did you take off your other mask?" Naruto asked curiously, and Kakashi broke into a full smile this time. Not just his signature eye smile, well he always smiled like this, though you could normally only see his eye if anything.
Kakashi sat down on Naruto's bed, and patted the spot directly across from him. "Well I have a story to tell you, so come and listen." Kakashi said with a light chuckle, and smiled at his surrogate brother.
Naruto complied, all eyes and ears, ready for Kakashi's tale. "Will it be awesome?" Naruto asked, still in awe.
Kakashi nodded lightly and scratched his chin, contemplating where to begin. "You know how your friend the Uchiha boy is always chased by fangirls much to his dismay?" Kakashi asked, and Naruto nodded, taking a moment for the information to sink in before continuing. "Well this story is somewhat like his, when I was a little older than you, around 11-12, I was once caught before without my mask." Kakashi said lightly, Naruto's surprised widened eyes widened a little more if that was even possible.
"What!? Someone managed to get your mask off without knocking you out!?" Naruto asked excitedly exclaimed, causing Kakashi to cringe at the sheer volume that the kind in front of him could produce.
Kakashi nodded as his hearing was coming back in as Naruto commented, and motioned for him to quiet down. "Not quite... Though close enough that it matters. There was a girl I liked, her name was Rin..." Kakashi trailed softly, a moment of sadness passing over his otherwise happy expression. Though it was gone just as fast as it had come before anyone else could realize it.
Naruto however had caught this, but decided to ask about it another day as Kakashi continued.
"Well that person I liked was one of the many people who wanted to see my face, though keep in mind she still actually wanted to kiss me while this was going on." Kakashi said, causing Naruto to blush a bit at the prospect of kissing anyone aside from maybe Ayame-chan on the cheek whenever she made him some extra delicious ramen. "We were alone when it happened, and she managed to get my mask down without me realizing it, stealing a soft, but quick kiss from me. While I was bewildered at what had just happened, she took those moments to soak in what my naked face looked like." Kakashi said, stopping to catch his breath, and noticed that Naruto was still paying as much attention as he had when he started.
"It kind of sucks that I wasn't the first to see your face, but I am glad you got a kiss from the girl you liked." While liking someone else was one of the last things on Naruto's mind. Love was not a foreign concept to the child, he often read novels on romance in the library, one of the few places he could go.
Kakashi noticed his downtrodden expression and decided to perk the little guy up a bit. "You may not be the first, but you're the first that I'm relaxed enough to keep my mask off around." Kakashi said softly, seeing Naruto perk up at this made Kakashi smile.
Naruto felt accomplished that Kakashi had felt relaxed around him, not many people did, though those who did where his precious few people he really cared about. "That made me feel a lot better, thanks Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto exclaimed lightly, then got up, running for the door. "I almost forgot! I am supposed to meet up with a few friends of mine! Want to come and meet them?" Naruto asked hopefully, his hopes dashed as he saw the man he considered a brother to him shake his head slowly.
Kakashi sighed inwardly, wanting nothing more to be able to follow his otouto around today, though fate was a cruel mistress at times. "Sorry Naruto, not today, I have a mission today, I just wanted to say by to you before I headed out." Kakashi said with a sincere smile that conveyed his apologies better than he could.
Naruto felt a little downtrodden, but he didn't let it kill his good mood, because he was going to visit a precious friend or two today. "Alright, you better come back, or I'll come to hell, pulling you back kicking and screaming! Dattebayo!" Naruto exclaimed, his excitement getting the best of him now, mentally cursing a bit at his tick.
Kakashi chuckled, walking slowly over to Naruto, and patting him on the head softly. "Sorry Naruto... Maybe next time..." Kakashi said, and before he could shunshi away, he felt Naruto hug his hip.
Naruto looked up to Kakashi with wide, quivering eyes before finally voicing his fear. "You will come back to the village alive right?" Naruto asked in a shaky, slightly scared tone at how sad Kakashi had sounded.
Kakashi looked down, and smiled lightly before pulling up his mask to where it covered the lower half of his face. 'I do want to return, just to see that wonderful smile of yours. Though this mission feels a bit iffy...' Kakashi thought solemnly to himself, remembering the mission details to himself. This was a simple stealth and intelligence gathering, but the target was a high profile target. So they needed someone with the utmost discretion and stealth that they had available, Kakashi fit the bill pretty well. "Yeah, I still owe you a lot more ramen don't I?" Kakashi asked with a joking tone, though Naruto's eyes lit up like christmas trees.
At the prospect of all the backed up ramen Kakashi owed him he nodded eagerly. "Yeah! You owe me... Let's see here... 5 birthdays worth of ramen!" Naruto exclaimed lightly, his signature smile hiding his apprehensiveness about Kakashi going out on this mission, though he was confident Kakashi was coming
back. Kakashi was normally sent on 'missions' during Naruto's birthday, which tended to be wild goose chases. Though the hokage knew this, but at the demand of the civilian council. He was powerless to not send him on these missions.
Somewhere in the Hokage tower Hiruzen sat behind a mountain of paperwork...
"Damn the civilian council... If I didn't need them to keep a coup from happening..." Hiruzen mused softly to himself, the ki in the room could be cut with a knife it was so thick.
Kakashi eye smiled at this, nodding at Naruto's comment, though he felt he thoughts were oddly in sync with the Hokage right now. "Well how about when I get back, I treat you to all the ramen you can eat?" Kakashi said with a smile. Regardless of how he acted about his wallet, he was a clan head, though Kakashi rarely touched his late father's funds left to him, Kakashi was rich, though nowhere near the Hyuugas.
Naruto nodded, and released Kakashi. "Alright, I'll hold you to that promise dattebayo!?" Naruto exclaimed lightly, this time making use of his verbal tic, rather than fighting it by any means.
Kakashi smiled, and disappeared in a whirl of leaves.
Naruto ran off after locking up his apartment towards the town park, where his friends were.
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU! KAI!
Naruto sighed softly, and shook the thoughts of the past from his head, thinking. 'I should go visit jiji, I bet he is worried sick about me...' Naruto thought wistfully to himself as he lay on the couch next to the woman he loves.
Konan noticed the sigh, though decided not to poke and prod, as to not ruin the nice mood of them cuddled together on the couch currently. "Naruto?" Konan said softly, trying to garner the man in questions attention.
Naruto was pulled from this thoughts by the beautiful woman under his right arm, snuggled up against his side, leaning her head on his chest, looking up at him with lovely soft orange eyes. "Yes beautiful?" He replied with a smile, causing Konan to blush at the out of the blue compliment.
Konan smiled, and leaned in to kiss the man above her. "I love you..." She trailed softly, her tone backed by all the love, and affection that was within her.
Naruto's expressions softened to that of a man in love, with a faint, but happy smile on his face, content as could be. "I love you too." Naruto said with a soft tone, that was backed by his undying love for the woman snuggled closely to him. Naruto loved when she used that tone whenever saying those three words, it made him feel like he was putty in her hands afterwards, though each and every time, he still loved it.
Konan smiled softly and turned her attention back to the movie before slowly falling asleep on the man she loved.
And! Scene! Well that's all there is for this chapter folks, I easily could have made it longer, though I felt this was a good stopping point, so it ends here for now. I really loved writing this chapter, it may have been not much else but fluff chapter, though it felt good to write this. Added a little action in the beginning, for those action aficionados that are out there reading my fanfiction.
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