Me- Ok let's get this Story started!

Theodore - *Pulls on my pigtail*

Me- OW

Theo- Haha your writing Fanfiction, what a dork…

Me- …This is Theodore. He is annoying. I hate him.

Theo- I Hate you. You try to hate me but fail because of my awesomeness.

Me- Urm..No… I fail because I don't like to hate people…

Theo- *stares at me blankly* … *Chucks paper ball at me*

Me- OW… -.-… Please enjoy this story while I try and protect myself from paper balls with this book *puts book overhead*...

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I don't own anything, simple.

ENJOY! : D

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Chapter two- Car ride.

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The car was going extra slow.

'Slow is safe, safe is good' Mrs Benson said to Samantha.

Samantha looked at Mrs Benson.

'Let me get this straight… My mother went away for a wile to … 'Get her problems straight?' Sam said with an the heck, look on her face.

'Yes dear, Mrs Benson said.'

Freddie let out a chuckle, for the millionth time that car ride.

It had been a good 20 minutes and Freddie STILL hadn't stopped laughing.

'Let me get THIS straight…'

Freddie started but was cut off by his laughter…

'Those are YOUR pyjamas and fuzzy slippers?'

He laughed again.

Sam gave him a death stare.

'Let me get this straight…' She made a surprised and shocked face before continuing.

'That's YOUR face?'

Freddie gave Sam a death stare.

She replied back with a 'NEEER' and stuck her tongue out.

Freddie did the exact same thing and tried to stick is tongue out more.

Mrs Benson pulled the car to a halt.

'DON'T DO THAT!' she exclaimed.

'First its PULLING your tongue out and showing each other, next its STICKING your tongue out INTO each other's throats!, NEXT Its getting married in some Las Vegas Casino place UNDERAGE, THEN before you know it MY BOY Wants to have underage baby's with you! BEING SOOOO high of love he WONT EVEN LET ME GIVE THEM TICK BATHS!' Mrs Benson screamed the last bit, before opening the glove department and taking out a brown paper bag.

She put it over her mouth and breathed into it several times before looking at Sam.

'IM WATCHING YOU' she said before starting the car up again.

Sam and Freddie sat in silence for the rest of the car ride due to Mrs Bensons…awkward outburst.

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Me- I hope you liked it. I managed to protect myself from the paper balls by the way. : D

Theo- *takes book of my head* *Chucks paper ball at me* No you didn't :3

Me- … *Sigh* …Review?