September 20th, 2007
Did anyone see the latest copy of the Bugle today? I bet Jameson would've rather ate dirt than publish this letter to the editor. If you didn't see it go out and buy it!
Nevermind, that'll make their sales go higher. I'll post it right here:
To Mr. Jameson:
I have been a loyal subscriber to the Daily Bugle for over ten years now. I have always trusted its words and its views on society. But today I am canceling my order. Why? Spider-Man.
I used to believe that Spider-Man was exactly the kind of person you've been playing him out to be. But now I see that you just need to grow up and face facts: Spider-Man is not a bad guy. You are.
Thank you, Spider-Man for all that you do. And thanks to those of you who see Spider-Man's true colors. And if you are one of the unfortunate few who still believe Spider-Man is a fraud, I suggest that you take a walk in his shoes. No, not in his shoes. In the shoes of somebody whose live he saved. Like mine.
Sincerely,
Gina Lewis
You see, I don't remember this woman. Hell, I probably didn't even talk to her. But don't you see? That's one less person that hates me. That's a big achievement in my book.
COMMENTS:
(subj:yay!)
Hang in there, Tiger. More will come.
--Mary Jane
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(subj:none)
Jameson's gonna need some catchier headlines
--Logan