"The King" = Normal speak

"The King"Demon or godly entity speak

'The King' = Normal thought

'The King' = Demon or godly entity thought

The King =Flash back

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Naruto and Finn both retracted their fists.

Finn looked up and down examining Naruto's apparel "You know, you look nothing like I thought you would".

Naruto's eyebrows furrowed as he frowned at the boy "And what do you mean by that?" He said with a voice that promised pain if answered wrong.

Finn had enough decency to look embarrassed "Um, what I mean is, I thought you would look all secretive with a face covered in shadows, you know"

Naruto huffed and looked down at himself and shrugged. He was in the same clothes he wore when he was sealed. His ensemble included a black zip-up jacket with a orange zipper which was kick-ass in his opinion. He also had his clan's symbol on his left bicep. Along with the jacket he wore orange pants with his kunai holster attached to his right thigh and shinobi sandals that went up his ankles. He also had his headband attached to black cloth and proudly displaying the Konohagakure symbol on his forehead. (This is his outfit in Naruto: The Last).

"So". Finn said trying to change the subject "Do you have a chest in here that has a basket full of flowers in it".

Naruto just looked at him like he was dumb "Uh, I do have a chest here, but why on earth would there be a basket of flowers in it?"

Finn looked stupefied "B-b-but my friend Penny told me about how all things that are stolen from little girls end up here".

Naruto looked like he was about to burst out laughing "Boy, you do know the girl is scamming you right?" He then let out a little chuckle he was holding back. "Where I'am from, people would do the same thing".

A look of anger was on Finn's face after he his first sentence. "You're wrong!" He screamed "I know shes telling the truth!"

Naruto sigh and put on a stern look. "You're being naive". Finn was about to shout again before Naruto put up his hand stopping him. "Look at the facts, the answer is practically in front of you".

Naruto hoped that the boys brain was able to comprehend the fact that not everything told is the truth. He then reviewed the facts them self. First off, how would have a little girl know whats inside the tower in the first place, he hadn't had a visiter in all the time he was sealed in the godforsaken tower and he severely doubted that a child was able to scale the side of the tower. Second, how would anything be able to get inside his tower if all the citizens of the city were thieves and therefore not pure of heart.

'I do suppose that one of the thieves might of dropped it'. Naruto shook his head. 'Nah, they would've had to been extremely clumsy and would have somehow get it through my window and then to me'.

Yeah, it was highly unlikely.

Finn had been in a thinking pose for about two minutes as he thought about the facts that were apparently right in front of him. A thought then crossed the boys mind.

'You know when I think about it, Penny was hesitant to enter the tower'. Finn thought in a moment of wisdom.

Naruto must have caught the look of realization on his face, so he decided to speak up.

"Think of anything yet?" He questioned with a seemingly all-knowing smile.

Finn looked at Naruto still in his thinking pose. "Well I guess that she was a little nervous when I mentioned going into the tower".

Finn's answer just made his smile grow bigger.

"There it is!" Naruto then leaned back in his throne. "She's obviously a thief just like everyone else in this broken city"

Finn then looked down-right pissed off at Naruto for his claim. "How could you say such a thing about a little girl!"

Naruto didn't even look fazed by the boy. "Ok, then". He paused grabbing a chest that was beside his throne. "Prove it".

"Um, how exactly?" Finn asked still slightly angry.

Naruto got up from his throne and walked over to Finn "Go back outside with this". He put the chest into Finn's hands. "And see what her reaction is".

Finn then looked right into Naruto's eyes. "I will and when she realizes her basket isn't in here, I will come back with this chest". He spoke full of determination.

Naruto started walking back to his throne. "I look forward to it". He said with slight sarcasm.

When Naruto sat back down, he saw Finn trying to shimmy back up to the window with the chest full of gold. He just sighed and took out one of his kunai and tossed it a ladder, conveniently placed beneath the window, making it roll down to the bottom of the tower.

Finn looked startled by the appearance of the knife, but thankful at the sight of a ladder. "Thanks" He said plainly.

Naruto leaned back and got comfortable. "Don't mention it".

Finn stood on the window sill and looked at Jake, who had his finger in his ear and talking to Penny about something he couldn't hear. "Hey Jake!" He shouted getting the dog's attention. "Catch me!" And with that he jumped off the window sill and towards the barrier.

Jake caught the human as soon as he was past the bubble barrier and set him down in front of Penny, who was looking very anxious.

Finn then thought of Naruto's words.

"There it is!" Naruto then leaned back in his throne. "She's obviously a thief just like everyone else in this broken city"

'No' Finn thought. 'Shes probably just waiting for her basket'.

Penny then snatched the chest out of Finn's hands. "The Chest!" She screamed. "Gimme that!"

Finn smiled. "Excited I got your basket back huh?" He questioned

Penny flinched slightly, which Finn saw making his smile falter slightly.

"Of course" She said with a very convincing fake smile.

She opened the chest revealing a lot of gold, jewels, a dagger, and some sort of device. Penny's smile then turned into something akin to a evil smirk.

"Whoa" Finn said faking surprise since he already knew of the chest's contents. He then asked the question that she would hopefully answer the way he hoped. "Is your basket under all that gold?"

Penny then pulled a black crooked dagger out of her cloak and pointed threateningly in Finn and Jakes direction. "Of course it's not!" She yelled not believing their stupidity. "I set you up to steal this chest of gold!" The girl said, now explaining her plan. "I couldn't get past the barrier because I'm a thief".

Finn last words were the ones Finn wished she wouldn't say.

'I guess Naruto was right' Finn thought sadly.

Penny, seeing Finn in thought, tossed the dagger at him.

"Watch out dude!" Jake yelled as he tackled Finn to the ground. The knife swirling over head a second later.

Forced back into reality, Finn got up with Jake. "Thanks dude" He told the dog thankfully.

Finn then looked around not seeing Penny anywhere. He slammed his fist into the ground. "Why didn't I see it coming!" Finn yelled. "I'm a adventurer who deals with traps on almost a daily basis, so why didn't I see this one!"

Jake, not wanting to see his stepbrother like this tried to comfort him. "It's ok dude, she was a thief". The dog then started to pat Finn's back. "Thieves are masters of deception, she had us both fooled".

Finn was feeling better after hearing his words. "It's just bugging me that I even had someone tell me to be weary of her".

"What are you talking about?" Jake asked confused. "Who warned you?"

Finn didn't mean to let that slip and now that he said it, he had no choose but to tell Jake.

"Um, you might not believe me, but I met The King of Thieves and he told me that Penny was a thief" Finn then looked slightly sad. "And now I have to go back to him and tell him I failed".

Jake smiled at Finn. "You go on ahead buddy, I'll wait for you here". He then raised fist toward Finn. "Good luck".

The fist seemed to figuratively knock him out of his stupor. Finn bumped his fist into Jakes. "Thanks dude".

"No problem dude" The dog said nonchalantly.

Naruto watched as Finn descended the ladder empty handed. He just wasn't able to stop the smug look from appearing on his face that clearly said 'I told you so'.

When Finn reached the bottom of the ladder and saw Naruto's smug face, he wasn't able to hold back a sigh. "So you were right and I was wrong". He then looked apologetic. "Oh and I'm sorry by the way, you know for earlier".

Naruto just shook his hand in a dismissive manner. "No". Finn looked horrified at the thought of his apology being rejected until his face turned stupefied by Naruto's next sentence. "I should apologize, I tried to turn you against morales and that was wrong of me". He then took in a breath of air and released a smile laugh. "Personally I would have punched anyone questioning me morales".

Finn wanted to argue, but he felt that it was pointless.

Finn then asked the king about something that was on his mind. "Would you be able to drop the barrier for my friend, so he can get in".

Naruto looked sad at the mention of the barrier. He hoped that Finn would believe what he was going to tell him.

"Sadly, I can't" Naruto looked Finn in the eyes. "The barrier was meant to keep me imprisoned here until someone pure of heart were to free me".

Finn pointed at himself. "That would be me, right?" He asked Naruto.

He nodded. "Yes, I can sense that you have almost no hatred in your heart"

Naruto stood up from his throne and moved it from its original position to reveal four pieces of paper with a lot of lines on each one. The pieces of paper were surrounded by a blue barrier akin to the one covering the tower, but on a smaller scale. "These are known as sealing tags, meant for sealing away things or in my case, people".

Finn looked kind of confused. "If the paper sealed you in the tower, why didn't you like rip them up?"

Naruto shook his head at Finn's childishness and pointed the the bubble. "This barrier works with the same principle as the one surrounding the tower, only those pure of heart can pass it".

The boy still looked confused. "I still don't see why you didn't rip them up". Finn looked at Naruto as if searching for something. "You seem very pure".

Naruto sighed at the pre-teen's naivety. "Where I'm from most people are what you would call ninjas, we would be given missions ranging from painting a fence to assassinating a high-profile target". He then recalled his Academy days and what they did one day. "When you train to become a ninja, you join what is known as The Academy at a very young age". Naruto looked to see if Finn was listening. He was. "One of the things that you must do some time during your time at The Academy is to kill a completely innocent animal, usually a bunny, to get you used to killing".

Finn was slightly getting light-headed at the thought. "You had to do this too, didn't you?" He asked the man.

Naruto gave him a small nod. "Yes, killing is a necessity for all ninjas". Naruto looked at his hands. "Peace was almost impossible for my people" His hand balled into fists. "My dream was for everyone to just stop killing each other and treat one another with friendship and love".

Naruto felt a hand touch his shoulder and voice speak in front of him. "That is a beautiful dream you have Naruto" He could practically feel the kids smile.

Naruto then gave Finn a smile of his own. "I was able to achieve my dream when I was seventeen and maintained it for about two years".

Finn gulped slightly afraid. "And what happened then?" He asked

"A man named Toneri Otsutsuki tried to destroy the peace I worked so hard to gain by causing a mass genocide by trying to collide the Earth with the moon".

Finn gasped at the thought of it. "Were you able to stop him?" The boy questioned.

Naruto nodded. "I was, just in the nick of time too".

A breath of air was let out by Finn after hearing that. He then seemed remember something from earlier. "I don't understand what this has to do with the paper".

Naruto huffed. "I was getting there".

Finn had enough decency to look sheepish.

"A year later a new threat emerged for the shadows". Naruto's voice sounded very deadly. "The threat's name was Osamu of the Vault". Naruto spat the name out with venom.

He could remember the day well. He was out on a date with his girlfriend Hinata Hyuuga, when he was called to the Hokage's office. The Hokage, Kakashi Hatake, had told him of someone going around the Elemental Nations and putting barriers around villages, big and small, cutting them off from the rest of the world. Kakashi had told him that even the Jinchuriki of Kumogakure wasn't able to destroy the barriers, even with a Bijudama. The Hokage's sources had told him that the man behind this was currently erecting barriers in Hi no Kuni causing panic to the locals. Naruto's mission was to find the man or woman behind the barriers and kill them if possible. It was a A-S rank mission due to the lack of information.

Now even though Naruto just wanted to get it over with, he still knew that it was dangerous to go alone so he requested the aid of Sai, Shikamaru, Sakura, and Hinata. These were some of the people he trusted the most and plus he was going to propose to Hinata after the mission was finished, so he brought the ring he bought with him.

Getting to the target's position had been easy enough since he wasn't exactly hiding. He was in the middle of a abandoned town with a black cloak, obscuring his body from view. When the Naruto saw the handseal he made, he quickly threw everyone out off the town using his chakra arms. Good thing he did because the next second a blue barrier sprung up trapping both Naruto and Osamu.

The fight went on for hours and with each second Naruto was feeling more and more sluggish. The bastard had noticed his sluggish movements and explained with smirk that was his barriers doing. About two hours later Naruto was on his knees unable to continue. Osamu took the opportunity to started writing something on a sealing tag. He finished what ever he was doing and walked over to Naruto while listening to his friends scream his name out in desperation. All Naruto was able to do was look over and shoot them one last grin before Osamu slammed the sealing tag onto his forehead and shout out "Fuin".

When he came to he was laying down on a floor made of stone and the same stone that made up the floor was used in the wall surrounding him. Osamu appeared moments later in a flash of blue and explained his "sentence". He was to stay in the tower until someone pure of heart came and ripped off all four tags underneath the throne. He was told what the sealing tags did, the first was to maintain the barrier surrounding the tower and the tiny barrier surrounding the tags. The second was to keep draining him of any chakra a didn't need in order to survive. The third tag was to keep his body in its current condition, meaning that he didn't need to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. The final tag was keeping his body bound to the tower making impossible to go outside. Now Naruto was unable do believe only sealing tags, but when he called Osamu out, he simply said.

"Fuinjutsu is something only limited by one's imagination and my imagination is enormous"

Osamu left after that never to be seen by him again.

Naruto spent a day crying over the friends that he would never see again, especially Hinata whom he still had the ring for. He finished crying and spent the next couple thousand year to plot out his plan to kill Osamu, if he was still alive by the time he escaped. He also was able to hear outside the tower. He would listen to the people who decided to settle around his tower, which was apparently inside a dead giant turtle. He heard the town change from a nice community into the thieving hub that it is now. Naruto also felt the planet shake about nine thousand years after his sealing as if Kami had grabbed the world and started shaking it like a child throwing a fit. He heard that something called The Mushroom War had come to an end, but at the cost of something called radiation seeping across the land which was called Ooo if he heard correct. Then One thousand years later you can't imagine Naruto's joy when he heard someone in his tower

Naruto the felt something impact the back of his skull. He looked behind him to see Finn standing there with his fist outstretched.

Naruto gained a comical tick-mark on his forehead. "What the hell man!" He shouted

Finn put his hands in front of his face thinking a blow was coming. "I sorry ok, you were blanked out for five minutes!"

Naruto sighed and looked at Finn pleadingly. "Sorry about snapping, but can you please rip off the seals now". He then looked to the window that lead outside. "This city needs someone to run it".

As soon as heard a yes from Finn he started climbing the ladder. When he started climbing he could almost feel the barrier fall as the seal was torn off. Half way up, he felt his chakra slowly filling up to it's full potential. Near the top, he started to feel the need for food and water again. When Naruto reached the window he felt as if his body had become like the wind, free and untameable.

Naruto then smiled one of the biggest smiles he could possibly manage as he jumped out the window and into the world, not bound by anything but his title. The King of Thieves


A few thousand miles away from Ooo was a small cave with a man like figure inside. The figure felt as the four sealing tags were removed from the towers floor.

The figure smiled. "So you have finally made it out huh". The smile then turned into a maniacal smirk. "I guess I could give you some time to enjoy yourself before I kill you". Two eyes opened revealing strange sliver eyes. "Naruto Uzumaki".


An:This was the longest thing I ever wrote and will probably stay that way since there was a lot to explain this chapter.

Next chapter will be one of the few things that doesn't happen in the adventure time show, so pretty much my own thought up chapter. It will tell of how Naruto fixes the city and meets a certain women who likes to eat red things, but since I'm going on vacation the next chapter may be up in maybe a week.

Oh and before I forget all other chapters will be about 1000-2000 words from now on unless I feel like extending the crap out of that chapter.

Also I was pretty tired when I finished this so somethings might not make sense. If you find something that makes no sense please tell me.

Please review an tell me what you thought. Even if you hated it, leave a review about how much you hated it.