"The King" = Normal speak

"The King"Demon or godly entity speak

'The King' = Normal thought

'The King' = Demon or godly entity thought

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Naruto was once again looking over papers inside his tower and the papers were once again about the remaining thieves in the city. He swore if he caught those slippery bastards he was gonna beat the ever loving shit out of them. His door burst open and and a wide eyed Penny ran into the room, opened letter in hand. Thankful for the distraction, he turned to her.

"What's up Penny" He spoke nonchalantly.

"You've been invited to The Grand Meeting of Ooo Royalty!" She yelled sort of panicked.

"Really?" He spoke with wide eyes like Penny. "Who invited me?"

Penny read over the letter again. "It says here that Marceline, The Vampire Queen has invited you since you are a subject that shall be brought up!" She was still panicking slightly.

Naruto leaned back in his chair ignoring Penny's rambling. Marceline left his care a week ago when the sun went back down just like she said, but not without kissing his cheek. He swore that she enjoyed making him fluster. Naruto sighed, she was just mischievous like that.

Penny seemed to hear the sigh come from him. "Are you okay Naruto?"

Naruto then quickly thought up a lie. "Oh yeah" He fibbed smoothly. "Just thinking about what I'm going tell the townspeople".

"Just tell them the truth of where you're going" Penny answered. "It may even draw the active thieves out of hiding".

Now that sounded like a plan. He made about one thousand shadow clones and sent them to alert all of the citizens of a town meeting.


Naruto stood in front of the large group that were waiting in front of of his tower for his announcement. He took in a breath of air as he pumped chakra to his lungs.

"Good morning everyone". He got a chorus 'good morning'. "Now the reason I called you all here is because I'm leaving in a couple of days for The Grand Meeting of Ooo Royalty"

The crowd screamed at him worryingly except for a few people who smiled . Naruto rose his hand, palm out, silencing the locals. "Now with that said, I'm going to go to this meeting alone and I shall leave a clone in charge of the local problems" He caught the sight of a few smiles growing wider at this statement. 'Got ya'. He smirked mentally.

Naruto spoke again. "Meeting adjourned" He then went back into the tower to get ready.

When the day of the meeting was upon him, Naruto quickly got dressed in his attire, which was sadly still the same as the ones he wore when he was sealed. No one in town was exactly a decent tailor ,so he had to make due with the clothes he had. Don't get the wrong idea he did wash them, but only when Penny was on a errand. He would feel bad if she saw something that would scar her for life.

When he was dressed he made several clones take up positions around the tower so if someone busted in and tried to sack it, the last thing they would see is a glint of steel.

Naruto reached the door and was going to turn the knob before he turned around and knelt beside a sleeping Penny. He brushed a stray lock of red hair away from her face."I'm going to go now Penny". He kissed her forehead. "Stay safe". And with that he stood up and left.

Little did Naruto know was that Penny was awake.


Naruto was about half way through the Badlands when he felt one of his clones at the tower pop. There had been about half a dozen intruders with full intent on sacking the tower. They were quickly dealt with before Penny woke up.

Naruto let out a breath of air he hadn't noticed he had been holding in. Now all he had to deal with was the six following him. Don't act so surprised, he felt them before he even left the city and plus they suck at hiding their killing intent.

'Good, now all I have to do is draw them out and' He stopped his train of thought because of the scene in front of him. Finn and Jake were talking to a very sick looking woman who was bathing in what seemed to be milk.

'Well shit' With that thought in mind, he dashed at the trio to get them out of there before he was attacked.

He skidded to a stop in front of Finn and Jake. "Guys, you have to get out of here now!"

Jake was the first to notice who was with them now. "Naruto, what are you talking about"

Finn seconded that notion. "Yeah you're scaring the princess"

Naruto didn't give a damn who he was scaring, he just needed them to get out of there. "I'm being targeted by some assassins and I don't want you to get caught in the crossfire!"

Finn seemed to understand. "Okay we'll help he defeat them". Naruto face palmed. 'Or not'.

"How would you be of help in this situation?" Naruto asked still attempting to make them leave.

Finn pulled out a golden sword littered with scratches and Jake made his fist huge. "Trust me, we got you covered" Jake spoke reassuringly.

Naruto felt the six assassins make their move "Good because" he suddenly blocked a blow from a dagger with his kunai. "Their here!".

Finn and Jake both only got a single assassin since their were the smaller threat, but Naruto on the other hand.

"Oh come on!" Naruto whined as he had to dodge four felt that it was unfair that he got four. If someone were to look at him they might have said he looked like a awkward ballerina. He had to do this for awhile until he saw a opening. 'There!' He screamed in his mind. He threw his kunai at the exposed chest of one of the assassins only for it to be blocked by another assassins dagger. Naruto felt as if steam was about to come out of his ears. He was getting really pissed off at these four. Their teamwork was really exceptional, He would have given them a B minus though.

"Oh to hell with it!". He then conjured six chakra arms and grabbed each assassin, including the ones Finn and Jake were fighting, and tossed them far far away.

He turned around to the sound of clapping. It's source was the sickly green princess.

"That was simply wonderful". She gushed. "I can tell no stories about you are made up".

Naruto looked confused. "What stories?" He asked

The princess beckoned him forward. "All of them" She put her hand out for a handshake. "My name is Princess Bubblegum" They shook hands. "It's nice to finally meet you"

"I'm The King of Thieves otherwise known as Naruto Uzumaki". Realization then struck his brain. "Wait, if your a princess that means you're going to The Royal Meeting right?"

Princess Bubble gum shook her head. "Sadly, no". She then look at him accusingly. "What ever made you think I would show up looking like this" She gestured to her body.

Naruto climbed onto the back of the princess's carriage/mobile bath and placed his hand on her back. He ignored her protest and pumped some of the Sage's chakra into her.

Princess Bubblegum felt a really warm energy invade her body and rapidly fix her cells making her skin turn back to it's pink hue. She was then startled slightly by the feeling of something poking her shoulders. The princess moved to brush off whatever it was only to feel her hair. She saw that it was completely back to normal, like her skin.

"This is scientifically impossible!" She turned her head to where Naruto was. "How did you do this?"

Naruto scratched the back of his trying to think of a good answer. "Um, it's a thing I can do". He then ran off before she could ask any more questions. "See ya at the meeting!"

Princess Bubblegum was going to shout something back only to realize something. "Oh my Glob!" She gasped. "I'm late for the meeting!"


The six would-be assassins landed just outside the border of The Badlands with a thump.

"Um, guys". One assassin spoke. "I think I broke my everything"

Another assassin rolled his eyes. "Dude, we all broke our everythings".

"What use do I have for broken tools? ".A voice questioned.

All six assassins did there best to look in front of them and froze when they saw the source of the voice. Sitting on a tree stump was a black cloaked man.

"You are all pathetic" The cloaked man pointed out. "I told you to not make it obvious you were going to kill him"

Disappointing this man was not what the six assassins would ever want to do. He killed about ten of the thieves he contacted for being 'not what he needed'. He also had these freaky sliver eyes that apparently gave him magic like powers. The man gave them one chance and they messed it up.

"Please give us another chance!". One of them begged. "We'll do it right next time!"

The cloaked man simply lowered his hood exposing his silver eyes to the world. "Unfortunately for you, there won't be a next time". Something flew out of his eyes and towards the assassins at a great speed and surrounded them all in a blue bubble.

The assassins were now crying freely. "No, please don't kill us!"

The cloaked man didn't even flinch when all the assassins were crushed inside the bubble leaving nothing behind.

The bubble then dismantled itself and shot back into the man's eyes. He cringed and slowly pulled his hood back up and walked away unfazed.


Naruto was outside the door leading into the meeting room. Marceline had met with him before he entered the building to explain what was going to happen. She was going to introduce him to the other princess' during the beginning of the meeting due to his sudden appearance being an important matter and he was to wait for her signal before he entered. Thats the reason he was waiting outside the door, but he had been there for a while due to Princess Bubblegum being late.

He then heard a voice coming towards him. "Finn and Jake, I wish for you both to accompany me into the meeting room"

Another voice spoke. "Don't worry Princess, we'll come with you."

The voices then showed themselves to be Princess Bubblegum being followed by Finn and Jake. When the princess saw him, she frowned and pointed at him.

"You never answered my questions mister!". She declared.

Naruto smirked and pointed back at her dramatically. "And you're late".

Princess Bubblegum gasped and ran through the doors leading into the meeting room with Finn and Jake coming in a few seconds later. Naruto looked through the opened doors and saw a very diverse gathering of leaders. He saw what seemed to be a turtle, a raspberry, a raggedy doll, and Marceline. He would have saw the rest if it worn't for The Vampire Queen shooing him away. He huffed and closed the door silently.


Naruto's eyes shot open when he heard his name coming from the room. He didn't mean to fall asleep, but holy crap standing around was getting boring. He then rubbed his eyes before he stepped into the room.

What he saw was kind of funny, scratch that it was pretty hilarious. Finn and Jake were being beat up by a small boy who's head looked like a nut and a red squirrel. He would have laughed at the situation out load, but unfortunately this meeting was important. So what he did was body flicker over to them and pick up both of the trouble makers by the hem of their shirts or in one case, by the scruff of his neck.

"As much as I want to see a fight, this meeting is important" He then tossed them outside the door and sat down next to Marceline.

The other occupants seemed to share his statement as they tried to start the meeting. Marceline took up the podium seeing as how The Turtle King was just a disguise for the squirrel.

"Now to get back on track, I would like to introduce a new king who has recently come up" She said with a surprising amount of authority in her tone. She gestured to him. "Naruto Uzumaki, The King of Thieves and maybe Ruler of The Tree Kingdom".

Naruto sat there with his jaw on the ground, unable to speak against it.

"Now as we all know The Tree Kingdom was a was a country founded by the first settlers of Ooo, but never had a king". She stopped for a breath. "Which is why The Tree Kingdom was never registered as a true country until now".

Marceline gestured to him again. "Naruto has been rebuilding the main city to it's old prestigious self and I believe he should be given the privilege of running the kingdom". She looked out to the others in the room. "But before I call a vote I believe some of you have some questions that will be a factor for your answer".

Princess Bubblegum was the first to stand up. "I wish to know how you healed me". Her eyes narrowed with suspicion. "I have never heard of such a powerful healing spell or a strong enough wizard to cast said spell".

That was the one thing he did not want to be asked since it would be a huge pain in the ass to explain everything. His mind then thought up a half truth.

"I put some of my energy into you". He simply stated. "It is a energy that I was born with and as far as I know, the only one with the ability to use said energy".

Princess Bubblegum wasn't satisfied, but she would let it slide for now since others still had questions. The raggedy doll then stood up on her chair.

"What have you done to fix the main city of The Kingdom of Trees?" The raggedy princess asked.

Naruto folded his hands in front of him. "Within the amount of time that I have had between my release and this meeting, I have been able to stop all thefts and most other crimes". The answer sat well with the doll like princess as she sat back down.

The raspberry princess stood up afterwords and spoke from the top of her chair. "What do you plan to do as a king?".

Naruto smiled. "My plan will be to be a benevolent ruler who deals with things peacefully unless the safety of my people is threatened".

The raspberry girl sat back down. Marceline looked around the room waiting for anyone else to stand up. "Anyone else have any questions?" The answer was a chorus of 'no'.

"As you all know all matters are settled with the majority being the winner" She hoped the majority was 'yes'. "All those in favor of instating Naruto Uzumaki as The Ruler of The Tree Kingdom, stand up".

One by one everyone stood up, except for the slime princess who somehow hopped on the table.

Naruto and Marceline smiled. The Vampire Queen grabbed a mallet from somewhere and raised it in the air. "From this day forth Naruto Uzumaki shall be recognized as The Ruler of The Tree Kingdom". The mallet struck the podium.


An: Sorry if this chapter was boring, but I felt that it was essential for the story to progress. I'm also sorry if this chapter took awhile to be up, but I was on vacation and was unable to even upload it in the first place.

I'm thinking of having Naruto change the name of his city from The City of Thieves to something else because a name like The City of Thieves isn't gonna attract any form of trade. If you have any suggestions please tell me in the review space.

The next chapter will have Finn and Jake come back to the city and accidentally raise a little hell.

Like it, hate it, please tell me what you think in the form of a review.