"The King" = Normal speak

"The King"Demon or godly entity speak

'The King' = Normal thought

'The King' = Demon or godly entity thought

Disclaimer: I don't own Adventure Time With Finn and Jake or Naruto in any way,shape, or form

Naruto's was currently slamming his head into his desk. The reason for this was because of the stacks of paper on either side of him. They just seemed to grow bigger ever time he looked away. Naruto raised his head at the sound of his door opening. It was Penny with more paperwork. Naruto groaned and slammed his head into the desk once more.

Penny was concerned by his behaviour. "Naruto, are you okay?" She set the papers on his desk.

He looked up towards the paperwork she sat down on his desk, trying to burn it with his eyes.

Penny noticed this and handed him the paper from the top of the pile. "These are complaints from the townspeople".

Naruto looked confused as he read it over. "About what?" He asked.

"Apparently Finn and Jake are back in the city and are serving soup that turns peoples skin into stone". She answered.

Naruto dashed for the door as soon as she finished. "This is great distraction form the paperwork". And like that he was gone.

Penny looked at the still open door and then at the paperwork buildup on Naruto's desk. "Hopefully he knows the paperwork doesn't need to be done quickly" She looked at the door again. "But he probably knows that"

Naruto arrived in the town square just in time to see a old man's skin turn to stone. His eyes narrowed as he swept the square with his eyes trying to locate Finn and Jake. He spotted Finn and Jake behind a counter talking about the slop they were serving.

"Dude, how much Stone-flesh potion did you use?" Jake questioned the human.

Finn held up about seven bottles. "Only a few".

Naruto interrupted before Jake could speak. "A few too much it seems." He pointed out.

Finn looked happy to see Naruto while Jake chose that time to hide under the counter. What don't judge him. He heard what Naruto could do firsthand and it absolutely terrified him.

"Hey Naruto, Do you want some slop?" The human boy asked with a smile. That smile diminished when Naruto shook his head.

"What I want is for you two to stop serving this slop and leave my town before someone takes this the wrong way". Naruto told them with a great poker face.

Finn looked dejected at what he was told to do, but it was what he was told to do. "Ok ,but first you have to try our slop". Finn then tossed a bowl of 'food' at Naruto. He easily sidestepped the bowl before he Body Flickered in front of Finn and Jake's table and grabbed them. Their faces were horrified before he smacked them both with enough force to knock them out.

Naruto turned to the townsfolk who's skin was stone. "In fifteen minutes come to my tower for an antidote". He then turned back to the unconscious duo and threw them over his shoulders.

The distribution of the antidote, his Sage's chakra, went smoothly and now we see Naruto back at his desk doing paperwork. He burned all the complaints towards Finn and Jake since they were dealt with. Truthfully, Burning paperwork was the best thing ever.

He was knocked out of his small moment of bliss when Penny opened the door with more paperwork. There goes his evening.

"These are the new complaints about Finn and Jake" Penny spoke from behind the stack of paper.

Maybe his evening isn't ruined. "Didn't I kick them out of town?" Naruto took the paper and threw it inside a garbage can.

Penny glared at him. "You did". She saw him light a match and toss it into the garbage, lighting the complaints on fire. "Didn't you want to know where they were?"

Naruto shook his head. "Na, It should be easy to find them". He went towards the door Penny left open. "Just follow the destruction".

Naruto found out that Finn and Jake had taken up the occupation of a cobbler. They were apparently good at it if it weren't for the fact they were using magic nails that caused all shoes to become a armoury.

He opened the door to the cobbler shop only to be lassoed around the neck and brought face first into the ground in front of a pretty lady.

He pulled out a kunai and slashed the rope that was around his neck. He got up and tried to look as calm as he could.

He pointed his kunai at Finn and Jake threateningly. "You two have ten seconds to leave before I come after you with this". He waved the kunai around so they got the hint.

Those two booked out of there quick enough to make Maito Guy cry 'youthful' tears.

He put his kunai back in his pouch and turned to the lady that had the Shoe of a Thousand Weapons. "I suggest you go to a different cobbler". He joked.

She smiled at him before putting something in his hands and leaving the store with a sway in her hips.

Naruto quirked an eyebrow at her and looked down at her note to him.

Call me

xoxo

Naruto put the note in his back pocket.

Naruto was sleeping on top of his desk, He was using the paperwork as a pillow. He rolled off the side of his desk and collided with the unforgiving stone floor of his tower.

He heard his door being opened again by none other than paperwork carrying Penny. He noticed that her eyebrow was twitching really badly.

Naruto walked over and took the papers from her. "Whats wrong with you?"

Penny's head snapped at him so quick he was worried she had whiplash. "Whats wrong!?" She yelled. "Finn and Jake are whats wrong!"

Naruto already burned the complaints after reading the first one. "Doctors, really?" He was already through the door.

The scene he arrived to was slightly disturbing. A purple person had a bunch of mechanical parts for limbs and was currently blasting a old man with some sort of beam. He quickly ran up to her and destroyed the mechanical limbs before slamming his hand on here back.

"This might hurt a little". He warned the person.

He pushed the Six Path's Chakra through the purple being who started to get smaller and lumpier.

When he was finished the purple being started floating away crying. "I'm still lumpy!"

He currently didn't care about her problems at the moment because his targets were standing in the doorway right now. He instantly Body Flickered over and smashed his fists into their skulls making them fly through the wall of the clinic.

Naruto climbed through the hole in the wall cracking his knuckles for what was about to come.

Finn threw his hands up in an act of protection. "Don't hurt us, all we were trying to do was fight evil nonviolently".

Naruto dropped his fists in disbelief. "But aren't you two hero's who kill monsters on a daily basis?"

Jake answered his question. "We were until we met our hero Billy who told us the best way to fight evil was without violence".

Naruto felt a headache coming on. "How do you two think I stopped Toneri from colliding the Moon and the Earth, by asking him?" He didn't let them answer. "No, what I did was beat the shit out of him before he killed everyone". He looked at the two right in the eyes. "Some situations require violence and if you don't act that way, someone will get hurt or die".

"But Billy said that.." Finn began

"I don't care what Billy said!" Naruto yelled. He took in a breath of air to calm himself down. "Tell me what you would do if something like a giant fox were to try and kill both you and Jake".

Finn looked angry and pulled out his sword. "I would stab it until he gave up!" He yelled with convection.

Naruto look pleased. "Good answer" He lost his attack posture and pointed at the two. "You should tell Billy about you answer also".

Finn nodded. "We will". They started running away.

Naruto yelled after them. "And stay out of my town!".

He smiled and walked back through the hole in the wall. He was about half way through the store when realization hit him like a brick. He would have to both pay for the damages he made and deal with the paperwork that came with it. Naruto hoped the old man who was in front was the owner and would understand why he did it.

Naruto's eyes widened. "Oh crap, I forgot about the old man!"

Naruto dashed through the front door expecting to see a old man withering on the ground in pain, but all he found was scorched ground. He swore that the man survived the blast that the purple thing fired although it would seem that he was wrong.

Hopefully he was wrong about the old man's demise because having to explain that to his family would be awkward.

The previously mentioned old man suddenly appeared inside of a dark cave in a flash of white. He dragged himself across the rough ground towards a seat that looked entirely made up of rock. Once there, he shoved his hand underneath the rock chair and pulled out a slip of paper with intricate lines. He quickly applied the paper to his torso and his body glowed.

When the light died down a cloaked figure was on his knees. He ripped off his cloak to reveal his pale muscular body to the world. He stood up slowly and limbed his way over to the stone chair. The man collapsed onto the seat and groaned out in pain.

"I had no idea what that attack was, but it was both powerful and painful". He winced after his jaw finished moving. 'That kind of blast would kill any regular person, so it would seem that my cover is no longer available'.

He made himself comfortable in his chair, wincing multiple times. 'I will need time to recover from the attack and until then I guess you are safe Naruto'.

AN:Sorry for the shortness and if the chapter sucked, but I was just not feeling it for this chapter. The next one will be better and is the one I have been wanting to do for awhile.

This story might not be updated for awhile because I have to watch more adventure time and I'm thinking of making more Fanfics

The next chapter will involve the father of a certain pale queen.

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