October 25th, 2007
Can someone look on my forehead, please? Because I'm sure there's a big fat "L" right in the center of it! God, am I the world's biggest sucker right now?
Don't know what I'm yapping about? Pick up a paper. Or, better yet, I'll post the article here.
"At about 11:20 PM, authorities say, Stark Tower was robbed of its newly-developed weaponry on October 21st. "The burglary must have been an inside job," Chief of Police stated. "No alarms were triggered, no security tapes were used as evidence...the culprit had everything all figured out."
The weapons stolen included over fifty 'shock-guns', as they were being called, which shoot an electric pulse at its target; forty 'plasma-guns', as used by agencies such as SHIELD and SAFE; and a box of ten different assortments of bombs.
"Most of the weaponry stolen was still in its developmental stage," Tony Stark stated. "It is not ready to be used. I don't know what could happen."
When asked about the inquiry past employee only known as "Dr. Ling" gave Spider-Man, Tony Stark did not comment...
Well, somebody reads my blog.
But all those weapons are enough to supply a small army. Somebody is planning something big. Really big. Like, super-ginormo big.
Uh oh.
COMMENTS:
(subj:none)
Dude, that is NOT good! Most of the superhuman community knows about this already. We're all keepin' our eyes out.
--John-nay Storm
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(subj:meeting)
Spider-Man, come to Stark Tower as soon as you read this. We have matters to discuss.
--Tony Stark
----------------(subj:ling)
You need to find Dr. Ling again. Find out how he knew about this.
--Daredevil