December 20th, 2007
Um...excuse me? Can someone remind me when I said it was okay to rap about me?
"We don't Superman no more, we just Spider-Man that hoe!" Are they kidding me? Crank That Spider-Man? Crank your mother!
Why couldn't it be "Crank that Batman?" or "Crank that Mr. Fantastic" or something? Why me? It's always me. I'm not Spider-Maning any 'hoe's!
"Ooh! Look at me! I'm cranking that Spider-Man!" Do you have any idea what this is gonna do to my street cred? If Johnny Storm does the dance to it I'm going to die.
Well...I do have free time.. hrm...I wonder if the dance is on YouTube...
COMMENTS:
(subj: YOU!)
YOU! Crank that Spider-Man!
Haha. Me likey.
Oh-I am so learning that dance now.
--John-nay Storm
A/N: Well...it's happened. I've been blogging for over a year and I am actually stuck. I have an idea I'm going to try to work out in my head. If I don't update before then, Happy Holidays!